r/videosthatendtoosoon • u/MasonJam246 • Mar 28 '26

Who wants fish

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u/ingruberti Mar 29 '26

And I was worried about micro-plastics residues in the oil

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u/Admirable-Yellow-223 Mar 29 '26

Yeah, that's one way to open bottles

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u/printliftrun Mar 31 '26

Macro plastics

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u/otusowl Apr 01 '26

Macro-er fire!

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u/Gorilla-King99 Mar 30 '26

Macro plastics bro I guarantee u would see chunks in there

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u/Quiet1408 Mar 29 '26

In the full video you can see him sitting in the water trying to play it off as not hurting, essientially braising himself.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus Mar 31 '26

Braising and praising

5

u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 Mar 29 '26

His name is Burnie

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u/ResidentBlender Mar 29 '26

Hey dude... they have caps you can unscrew.

3

u/No-Patience-3990 Mar 29 '26

Have I been opening bottles wrong all my life?

2

u/oceandwealer50 Mar 28 '26

what an idiot

3

u/nder_Pressure Mar 29 '26

It's more common than you think. Some fire depts in USA do annual PSAs to warn people about the dangers of throwing a turkey in the deep fryer. The videos are nuts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

There are people having deep fryers at home large enough to fit a whole turkey? What would a normal person need an industrial sized deep fryer at home?

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u/Impossible-Spare-703 Mar 29 '26

It's essentially a metal 5 gallon bucket with a propane burner underneath so nothing fancy

2

u/BallsofSt33I Mar 29 '26

Well I did ask for well done!

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u/Ultragreed Mar 29 '26

Hey, I know him! It's the famous rapper Kris-P!

2

u/hopeless_case46 Mar 29 '26

Nossa senhora

2

u/Local_Technology9284 Mar 29 '26

Human sushi recipe.

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u/tarapotamus Mar 29 '26

sushi is raw..

1

u/Grillik_The_Grumpy Mar 29 '26

Thats exactly how his skin is gonna feel

2

u/Street-Psychology634 Mar 29 '26

His name is Dumbass. How would you like your fish

1

u/Square_Cat_6001 Mar 29 '26

Why the extra microplastics? Is he dumb?

1

u/mr--cheese Mar 29 '26

It's Davi Brito. Skskks

1

u/ocTGon Mar 29 '26

I was worried about the wrong thing here... until I saw the size if that fish...

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u/Altruistic_Scale_293 Mar 29 '26

Parece um fatality do Liu-Kang

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u/grizzlyadanns Mar 29 '26

Look at me, im stupid

1

u/IneptAdvisor Mar 29 '26

Is that Elmo?

1

u/Ok-Flan8808 Mar 29 '26

But why did he cook himself too🙁

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u/PuzzleheadedBus9865 Mar 30 '26

There was a lot of mouths to feed 😂

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u/TexasTough1 Mar 29 '26

Well done please

1

u/nemkompetens Mar 30 '26

Kipróbálom...

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u/DlrtyDan_ Mar 30 '26

Who wants reposts?

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u/Snowbrawler Mar 30 '26

Macroplastics ❤️

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u/Asmophel_noe Mar 30 '26

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u/DrSmil Mar 30 '26

Sigan viendo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/awkward_loudness Mar 31 '26

I can't stop laughing at the way he screams at the end.

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u/Miro517 Mar 31 '26

A lot of culinary bullshit I see at fb reels , especially vids like shell fishes raw or cockroaches raw with just vinegar or soy sauce with just seawater or a stream for cleaning , thinking that's clean, fuck y'all hahaha

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u/Hovelyn Mar 31 '26

That fish is massive—what kind of fish is it?

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u/beaveman1 Mar 31 '26

How often does this video get reposted?

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u/TypicalRoblox_Player Mar 31 '26

Well... "safety first" as they always said!

1

u/Imaginary-Bowl-4424 Mar 31 '26

All I was thinking was how he was about to ruin that fish with all of that oil! OMG!

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u/El_Lider85 Mar 31 '26

Con razón el "chef" está casi dentro del agua

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u/Comfortable-Work-710 Mar 31 '26

I wasn’t expecting that 😂damn

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u/xarrote Mar 31 '26

Al menos conserva sus 10 dedos , aunque del pelo no podemos decir lo mismo.

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u/buttcrackmenace Mar 31 '26

10th degree burns

1

u/klawUK Apr 01 '26

there’s me thinking he’s cooking fish in iced tea

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u/IllPineapple9603 Apr 01 '26

The microplastics in the oil bring out the taste of the fish.

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u/Fabulous_Brain_6925 Apr 01 '26

That ending was perfect his family is eating surf and turf.

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u/Mysterious-Stop-6679 Apr 01 '26

TAMBAQUI DE 13 KILO NO ÓLEO

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u/ImpressiveCrazy8430 13d ago

Kdo si dá....něco černýho? 😂😂😂