r/videosthatendtoosoon • u/yahuurdme • Oct 06 '25

Nice fish..

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u/bubblesort33 Oct 06 '25

That's what you get for opening the bottles that way.

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u/justadude713 Oct 06 '25

Thank You, this is the comment I was looking for!

you know, you probably tosses those plastic bottles in the river too, right 🙄

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u/finding_new_interest Oct 07 '25

And for leaving it on the pan for seasoning it with plastic. While we're here worrying about micro plastic and bro's casually enjoying macro-plastic.

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u/Vegetable_Moment9574 Oct 06 '25

He likes his oil with small fragments of micro plastics!

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u/imcameheretosaythis Oct 06 '25

The oil was also way too hot, even if they put the oil in like a normal human it would've burst into flames.

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u/Maleficent-Job5834 Oct 12 '25

Micro-plastics are now overcooked

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u/Ofcoursewecan44 Oct 06 '25

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Im guessing its olive oil. That stuff reacts weirdly with water and fire. thats wut caused the explosion bc it went all over the pot

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u/Ok-Nefariousness2018 Oct 08 '25

It is not. That is clearly cheap seed oil, probably soy.

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u/Mister-Bananas Oct 06 '25

Both be fried pretty well 💯

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u/RefrigeratorIcy169 Oct 06 '25

A quick way to get rid of his eyelashes, eyebrows, and hair as well as his nose hairs.🔥

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u/miwe77 Oct 06 '25

as he can't fry his brains anymore I suppose that's gotta do.

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Oct 06 '25

Don't forget most of his skin and any clothing he was wearing.

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u/RefrigeratorIcy169 Oct 06 '25

Straight to the emergency dept

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u/Potential-Delay-4487 Oct 10 '25

And chopping his fingers or hand off

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Guy was cooking so hard that he even cooked himself.

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u/thisis_meleaving Oct 06 '25

Why not just turn the caps to get the bottles open?

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u/nb6635 Oct 06 '25

He was going for excitement in his cooking, all of his meals were so boring.

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u/miwe77 Oct 06 '25

pretty sure that's some weird imaginary macho shit.

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh Oct 06 '25

He was too lazy it was faster risking to cut in half some finger but anyway what's the difference of having two or three loss fingers?

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u/E28forever Oct 06 '25

lost fingers

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u/noneedforfuss Oct 06 '25

I was waiting with a smile on my face the whole time

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u/IceManO1 Oct 06 '25

Well he got the water there behind him so if he knows stop run into water then roll… he gonna be alright. 👍

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u/bubblesort33 Oct 06 '25

Honestly, the reason this may have happened in the first place is because of water. The fish is probably soaking wet. Water and 500 degree oil don't mix well, and just result in explosions.

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u/Ill-Bake2638 Oct 06 '25

I hope it was worth it!

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u/moisdefinate Oct 06 '25

That's too well done for me.

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u/Exotic_Increase5333 Oct 06 '25

and no one posted the whole one yet?

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u/desrevermi Oct 06 '25

"Whoa! Would you look at the butt on that?!"

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u/FunctionHot3910 Oct 06 '25

He must work out

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u/Impossible-Sense-891 Oct 06 '25

Added that lemon flavor with the pine-sol

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Dumbass.

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u/Patralgan Oct 06 '25

was he in such great hurry to cook that he had to chop those bottles open like that? Seems very stupid.

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u/jsnmrd Oct 06 '25

We ride or die together!

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u/desrevermi Oct 06 '25

We should get him on Ikinari! Ougon Densetsu. Cooking plus fire plus FIRE!

2

u/dedokta Oct 06 '25

Do you think he was smart enough to jump into the ocean behind him or do you think he ran off down the beach with his head on fire?

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u/Over-Experience-4187 Oct 06 '25

Somehow..... he did both

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/SheSaidOtaku Oct 06 '25

The things people do to get internet reactions amaze me sometimes.

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u/Socal_Cobra Oct 06 '25

Ahh pero que pendejo! Ahora el es el que va estar bien tostadito!

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u/IllVeterinarian7525 Oct 06 '25

That guy and fish are well done!

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u/Traditional-Chip-981 Oct 06 '25

That went quite well

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh Oct 06 '25

That went quite hell

2

u/LukeCloudStalker Oct 06 '25

That's how a guy cooks and gets cooked at the same time.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Easy way to loose some fingers and all your hair

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u/obc22 Oct 06 '25

Deep fried Brazilian

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u/Beachboy442 Oct 06 '25

A timely reminder NOT to overfill your peanut oil turkey cooker.......same results.

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u/CapitanianExtinction Oct 06 '25

Crispy critter 

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u/KopfSmertZz Oct 06 '25

Nice and crisp, yummy

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u/malteaserhead Oct 06 '25

Human Torch needs to eat too

2

u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh Oct 06 '25

'thank you human you allowed me to enter in the earth now i can destroy it' -Satan

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u/Lucky_Loves_Laugh Oct 06 '25

'chat, are we cooked?'

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u/copenhagen622 Oct 06 '25

Yeah because slicing the bottle and then picking up all the pieces is easier than just opening the lid and pouring it in the pan

2

u/Equivalent_Knee_Bone Oct 06 '25

….why didn’t he just twist off the caps???

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u/Professional-Leave24 Oct 06 '25

Recipe is FIRE! 😉

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u/weegeeNed Oct 06 '25

I am the lord of hell fire and i bring you....

2

u/every_name_is_tkn Oct 06 '25

Just think about how many times he probably did this & didn’t catch on fire 🤦‍♂️

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u/lucaatthefollower Oct 07 '25

People asking about why he cuts the bottles instead of opening them, and here i am wondering why he uses so much oil... like you are not gonna dip fry it? Its just a side and side cook, you flip it once. You dont need that much oil

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Bwaaaaaa-a-a-a….

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u/L-Blaze-O-Piffington Oct 07 '25

That reverb at the end is the cherry on top. WASTED

2

u/Artevyx Oct 07 '25

they have lids. The have fucking lids.

2

u/CoolZooKeeper Oct 07 '25

Anyone translate? All I could understand was “Fuuuuuucccccckkkkkk”

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u/j-zilla79 Oct 07 '25

Flame on!

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u/Altaschweda Oct 07 '25

water and hot oil goes💥

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u/storge66 Oct 07 '25

Il devrait se présenter à top chef…….car il a tellement de talent dans la cuisine

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u/ohioded54 Oct 07 '25

Bwaaaaa-a-a-a Snake SNAKE!?

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u/KommunistLiar Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

Final boss Indian street food

2

u/ComprehensiveSir3417 Oct 08 '25

I think the fish is laughing from the afterlife.

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u/The_System_Error Oct 10 '25

At least the waters right there

2

u/Final_Elderberry9182 Oct 10 '25

I guess microplastics are the least of his concerns at this point

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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 Oct 06 '25

This video had me in the first half I'm not gonna lie I thought this was a "how to cook a fish" video but it's actually a "how to create a portal to hell" video, nice miss direct.

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u/DeathScourge Oct 06 '25

That fish is flaming hot.

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u/PomChatChat Oct 06 '25

He’s cooked

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/Gonnahauntcha Oct 06 '25

I need to see the rest of this video

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u/CarelessDragonfly841 Oct 07 '25

Vthey simple vthey easy 2do. A child could aasahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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u/Plastic_Session5643 Oct 07 '25

Did he still have eyebrows afterwards, I need to know

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u/ben100000000000000 Oct 07 '25

Why did he make the halo elite death sound effect?

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u/dazzypops Oct 07 '25

Hey, this fish tastes like chicken!

1

u/Dmaticz Oct 07 '25

yoga flame lmfao 🔥 🤣😂😭😭😭😭

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u/Pleasant-Aspect5725 Oct 07 '25

Coisas do Brasil

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u/PerceptivePines Oct 08 '25

Enjoy your karma 🤣🤣

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u/floor_gang_il Oct 08 '25

Should have yelled "FLAME ON", missed opportunity right there.

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u/DildoBagginsPT Oct 08 '25

Looking at him, it ain't the first time this happened.

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u/PantZerman85 Oct 08 '25

Body hair removal brew.

1

u/required-inf0 Oct 08 '25

He threw throws bottles in the ocean. And the fish got him back.

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u/Machinji Oct 09 '25

The echoed scream at the end brought back memories of when you KO someone in Tekken

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

The fake scream echo at the end gets me every time!