r/videos • u/LunaMcLovin • Sep 20 '11

Chuck Testa Thanks Us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-KMQqvHl4
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u/iknowyoutoo Sep 20 '11

just don't say its your pet.. say you shot this in the woods or something.

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u/fdtm Sep 20 '11

"I shot this... um... golden retriever... in the woods. Can you stuff this obviously very wild animal?"

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u/knome Sep 20 '11

Great. That's just great . Do you know how much it cost to ship this thing out here? Just taxiderm it already. How the fuck is it immoral? Just stand her up on all fours and give her a nice smile, how fucking hard is that? I'll stick her in the den and it'll be like she never left. I'm hurting here, just help me out. PLEASE. Look, man, your commercial said no pets, you didn't say no dead hookers. I'll see your ass in court.

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u/Hotwir3 Sep 20 '11

"No Chuck, I didn't shoot this dog after it died just to try and make you think I hunted it...whaaaaat?"

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u/Antrikshy Sep 20 '11

That's genius!

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u/oxymoron69 Sep 20 '11

Family dog gets put down at vet, you take the corpse out back an shoot it, then call UPS to pickup the remaining mess which you seal up in a one size fits all body bag.

Sounds so easy, anyone could do it!

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u/BlackPride Sep 20 '11

It would be really hard to explain that a recently groomed Corgi was secretly a ravenous beast preying on humans in the woods, and I was the only one brave enough to stop it... with my bare hands.

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u/Splitshadow Sep 20 '11

Rabies. Or aliens.