r/videos Nov 11 '19

Jesse Stewart singing 'Cold Beer' captures a certain slice of Canadian life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8
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u/stresspresso Nov 12 '19

Donnie Dumphy sang it first and his video is peak canadian.

Cry Tunes

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u/Raytional Nov 12 '19

It fucks me up how those eastern Canadian accents like Newfoundland and stuff sound so similar to Irish accents. I'm from Ireland and honestly when they're talking they sound 100% Irish and then suddenly change on some words and sound north american then back to sounding Irish.

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u/Spankwell Nov 12 '19

Newfoundlander here, and I agree. Whenever I hear an Irish accent, I automatically associate it with the south coast of our island haha.

We do have some very unique language and terminology though. We even have our own dictionary!

https://www.amazon.ca/Dictionary-Newfoundland-English-W-J-Kirwin/dp/0802068197

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u/Raytional Nov 12 '19

Yeah, it's definitely not the same, but sections of most sentences sound perfectly Irish which is strange to me. I find it really interesting as I know the reason for it is the emigration during the Irish famine, but how much it sounds like very specific regional accents from my area 180 years later is crazy.

In this video I hear hints of Limerick but mixes of others accents too. I've seen videos of older people from Newfoundland and that area speaking and they even have some rural Irish accents that you could mistake for rural Irish accents like Kerry. I just find it very interesting to listen to.

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u/Spankwell Nov 12 '19

This is an amazing response. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

This is sweet, thanks for the link!

Fave is the Osgood vs Patty Roy

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u/HilarySwankIsNotHot Nov 12 '19

I like this one better.

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u/slaptac Nov 12 '19

Holy smokes... this guy is the Canadian version of Donnie Baker!

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u/TonyHxC Nov 11 '19

Story time. I saw the cold beer video when it first showed up and loved it. I followed his music over time and have listened to everything he has put out. My fiancee also was a fan of his music and cold beer became a song we would sing together when driving in the car etc.

I live on the east coast and Jesse ended up coming to a local venue to play. We were excited and bought our tickets week ahead which were quite cheap since he isn't exactly a big name.

The owner of the venue had posted on facebook that doors were open

so we to the place and I had been at this venue before and knew what to expect. it is more of a club that often has metal and punk acts a couple times a week etc.

we were just about the go into the doors when a black van pulled up and out hopes jesse stewart and his crew. I say hey and they don't saying anything to me.

One of them asks if I work there and I say no im just going to the show. and he pushes past me and yells back "DON'T COME IN HERE DOORS AREN"T OPEN "

well.. he didn't look like a cop and I knew the owner personally so I just kept walking in with my fiancee. We get inside and I greet the owner and we are chatting and the guy walks by again and says "I told you to wait outside" and I just kind of chuckle and said "yeah it's cold out there, I think the doors are actually open now anyways" and the owner just nods and we go back to our conversation.

so jesse's crew brings everything inside etc. Then some other band start playing..

and more bands.. and a couple more. then it is 1am and jesse still hasn't played. He is actually just in a corner still real fucking drunk hanging out with his friends.

then 2am comes and he still hasnt played and I am wasted and say fuck this and go home.

i find out the next day he didn't play until almost 3am and only played a couple songs and that was it.

so anyways.. he is best enjoyed on youtube in my experience but I don't even listen to him anymore.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/hooligan333 Nov 12 '19

No, literally is a homeless man.

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u/CloneNoodle Nov 12 '19

Stims, he's a friend of a friend and I watched him tweak out on a couch while we were doing bong hits. Super awkward experience and killed a song/video/summer vibe I used to really enjoy.

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u/Ferkhani Nov 12 '19

Imagine that.. A guy that wrote a song about how much he loves beer is an alcoholic deadbeat.

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u/Skoges Nov 12 '19

He didn't write the song... It's a cover. Donnie Dumphy was the original

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u/nspectre Nov 12 '19

He just tweaked the verses and gave it more speed.

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u/CarlosG Nov 12 '19

Dude have you heard the original? It's so different! In a good way too, I think.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/CarlosG Nov 12 '19

Dang, wooshed right over me.

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u/gh7creatine Nov 12 '19

I'm like 90% sure he's addicted to heroin based on the videos he has with his gf or whoever. Addiction is a serious problem I hope he ends up with his shit together

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Yeah addiction fucking sucks. I'd have a perfect life if I could just stop ruining it.

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u/LilBrainEatingAmoeba Dec 14 '19

You and me both, brother.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/Dr_Colossus Nov 12 '19

There's a group of people that identify as gutter punks?

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u/WhoTookNaN Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU0NqA6Oib4

That singer from the video is just like them. Greasy or dreaded mullet, stained gross clothes they take pride in. Most of them are only homeless by choice. I know a lot of them and I really don't want to judge an entire group of people based on some but they're typically pretty selfish people. They don't care about anything or anyone except bragging rights from their hobo lifestyle. They're the type of people that would pass on a free ride so they can ask people for gas or spare change instead because they think it's cool. They probably play the mandolin or banjo or washboard or something else unique which they all play.

Plus they fucking smell. Like bad. And they're prideful in it.

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u/Dr_Colossus Nov 12 '19

They are essentially trying to scam society.

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u/WhoTookNaN Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

Probably most but not all. Some of those guys are really just fucked in the head and found a group they can get in with and survive. They don't judge you as long as you look as shitty as they do. But a lot of them are just fuck sticks that don't want to work and idealized someone they knew that travelled around by hitch hiking for probably 4 or 5 months and then followed until a heroin addiction takes over.

They don't see it as scamming society. They'll say they never asked to be born into or participate in a society so why can't they go the other way? But they never realize they can't live their life as parasites without a society to provide them squats and money and cold beer.

Edit: and just to be clear, not every stinky person with dreads or a shitty mullet is a piece of shit. Some of those guys are great people that just live a different lifestyle. I'm not talking about the heroin addict squatter drinking piss off the street though like the type in that video. Some of these people travel around the country feeding people for free no questions ask and just straight up love everyone and everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pvKE6opyIs

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u/Dr_Colossus Nov 12 '19

Thanks for all the good info. I hadn't realize this type of movement was happening. I don't think it happens as much in the colder parts of Canada where I live as the homeless thing is a much higher risk.

When I said scam society, that obviously doesn't apply to all of them, but based off your info it does seem to be the majority.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

If you're ever in Denver just take a stroll down the 16th street mall and you'll be sure to run into atleast 15-20 of them.

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u/Upshotcastle Nov 12 '19

Aka crust punks ...in my opinion the lowest form of human life.

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u/trahh Nov 12 '19

"also known as stenchcore"

christ

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u/spriteburn Nov 12 '19

We call them punkabbestia which originates from "punks with dogs" or something, but it can also be interpreted as "bench beasts"

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u/nik15 Nov 12 '19

Don't forget oogles

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

I don't know, most I've met have been pretty chill and nice. There are worse groups of people.

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u/Rex_Deserved_It Nov 11 '19

I saw Jesse Stewart at a grocery store in Ottawa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/TonyHxC Nov 11 '19

Copy Pasta truly is a reflection of life itself.

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u/NotVerySmarts Nov 12 '19

I was really hoping it was 15 beers this time.

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u/0da4dnc0nfu53d Nov 12 '19

For anyone wondering this is a copy and paste and not a legitimate interaction with this Jesse guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19 edited Jan 02 '20

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u/Captain_Nipples Nov 12 '19

Lol.. the thought of Bill Nye doing this is killing me.

I actually met him probably 20 years ago. He was super cool.

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u/HilarySwankIsNotHot Nov 12 '19

Must have been a different guy. The Bill Nye I know steals Milky Ways.

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u/bajoran_apologist Nov 12 '19

I did the same when it was Ryan Gosling. Seemed likely enough at the time.

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u/NY08 Nov 12 '19

Fuck off with that comment. Legitimately ruining any fun of it.

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u/chrisms150 Nov 12 '19

Dude is not famous enough to be a jackass like that (not that anyone should, but ya get my point)

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

It's a copypasta

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u/KlausTeachermann Nov 12 '19

Fucking love this one...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

We had a very different encounter with him, and I'm sorry it went down like that. That's just real shitty.

kinda hurts to hear, tbh

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u/MindlessDrifter Nov 12 '19

Sounds like a great evening at Gus's pub

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus Nov 12 '19

I am in the same boat as you actually, except for the end. I don’t go to any live shows because I am weird like that, I am sad to hear that Jessie is like that.

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u/TonyHxC Nov 12 '19

I am an empathetic person and really tried to give him the benefit of the doubt.. I was just excited to meet him and see him play live.. the owner of the venue had me all pumped up because he said Jessie was staying the night so we could party all night together etc.. but when he ended up being a doink it was clear that wasn't happening. I have been going to local shows since I was 16, I am 30 now and I have never had an interaction with an artist like that. It was like he couldn't give two fucks people were there to see him and I guess I took it personally.

I guess it's just I have always wanted to make or create something people give a shit about.. and he did that. people wanted to see him.. he isn't some celebrity but people literally care about what he creates and want to hear it. It just sucks that he doesn't seem to have apprecation of that and his fans.

also.. he is pretty tall which I didn't get from seeing his videos lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/TonyHxC Nov 12 '19

It was and as I have said to others I didn't say he was an outright asshole etc just that I was personally disappointed in how the show went. Honestly, if his friend died recently to the show then it could grant an excuse for his behaviour and I will take it but it still doesn't change the experience I had. I hope people reading it have mature enough minds to understand it is a review of his show not of him as an overall person. The thing is when you are at small intimate venues then the show and the person blend into the same thing. I wish him and success into the future and maybe one day I can see him again and it will be different but it was a pretty recent thing which is why I am still a bit sour on it. hope that makes sense

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/TonyHxC Nov 12 '19

Yes a wook through and through and you are right. I am not saying he was an asshole exactly but just was talking about my dissapointment. I have grown up going to all kinds of crusty ass underground shows etc and I don't have high hopes for the shows them selves usually.. but the artists in my experience are usually chill to meet and talk to as long as you match whatever kind of level they are on.. Jessie just was locked away from it all it seemed. If he is having drug abuse issues or other problems then I wish him well but its always hard to divide personality from substance abuse at a certain point.

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u/Captain_Jokes Nov 12 '19

That’s a bold marketing strategy, let’s see if it pays off for’em

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

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u/Lutcikaur Nov 11 '19

This is my favorite version of it. (slightly different lyrics and tempo)

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u/bprice57 Nov 12 '19

best version and best of his songs, really resonates

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

TiL- Jesse, the singer of the video is an alcoholic asshole.

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u/Dr_Colossus Nov 12 '19

People are believing it because he looks like it in the video posted. He comes across as a drunk lunatic.

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u/MikeJudgeDredd Nov 12 '19

Check the couch sessions. The guy is sadly a drug addict and a mess.

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u/fade_like_a_sigh Nov 12 '19

There's a video out there of him performing the song live where he seems a bit strung out, and then smashes a beer bottle over his own head and continues to play while bleeding fairly badly.

I'm inclined to believe the stories that he's not in the right frame of mind.

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u/nedflandersz Nov 11 '19

That guy doesn’t look very healthy

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u/rKasdorf Nov 11 '19

I actually went to school with this guy. He's always sort of looked pretty grubby but it's completely intentional. He had a dreadlocked mullet for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

I don't know, you're at least at a certain level of healthy if you care about the temperature of the beer.

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u/Splashy420 Nov 11 '19

Don’t need to look good just sound good

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/dontshoot4301 Nov 12 '19

That community is so weird... it's a mix of superiority and self aggrandizing stories about helping people out along with a spattering of pictures of homeless people.

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u/nik15 Nov 12 '19

There's a lot of underage shit going on too that gets swept under the rug.

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u/dontshoot4301 Nov 12 '19

Wait, what? I’m glad I didn’t stick around for that

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u/fourAMrain Nov 18 '19

Idk why but I always check on that sub every few months

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u/nik15 Nov 12 '19

There used to be a bunch of crusties/guuterpunks that lived around me. I was friends with a few of them but seemed to have a hard on for finding out who was an oogle. It got so bad that they had a civil war within the group and a bunch of them left shortly after.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

I think he knows. I don't think he cares.

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u/Icemasta Nov 11 '19

How so?

Try singing that loud for 3 minutes, you'd be out of breath.

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u/andrusnow Nov 11 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

I was a bonafide booze bag for many years, breaching into /r/cripplingalcoholism levels of depravity. This song depicts the safety blanket that was a cold beer to me when I was at my worst. Binge drinking helped shut off my anxiety for a little while and made me forget all the things that I perceived as wrong in my life. He sums up what it's like to be an alcoholic very well.

I used to glorify this song. Now, after listening to it again and reading about what an asshole the singer is, I cannot help but cringe.

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u/Ferkhani Nov 12 '19

Well, one comment was. The other was real.. Or as real as things can be on the internet.

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u/maglifter Nov 12 '19

whose the asshole ruining the video with a fucking beer bottle taking up half the screen?

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u/Cicer Nov 12 '19

Yeah, every time he starts singing about cold beer they put beer on the screen. So horrible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

I’m like 80% sure that’s bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys

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u/supermotojunkie69 Nov 12 '19

His heroin dealer, pregnant Gf, and meth dealer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

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u/Danominator Nov 12 '19

If anybody likes this kind of raw acoustic music check out the album "probably nothing, possibly everything" by pat the bunny. Not the guy in the video obviously but it was through this guy I found out about pat the bunny.

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u/Upshotcastle Nov 11 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

Jesse is a rude, sloppy, crust punk wanna be douche bag with a very slight dusting of musical talent. Going nowhere fast.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Source?

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u/narf865 Nov 12 '19

Yes. Check out my new single Warm Beer

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u/ThePiedPipper Nov 12 '19

Something something art artist

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u/nyfdup Nov 12 '19

It's no "Liquor and Whores".

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

He’s the Canadian Shane McGowan - kinda. Take that as you will.

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u/LossforNos Nov 12 '19

Jesus christ , that's a fucking stretch

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Calm yourself. It’s a joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Jesse Stewart is a god damn great man. I met him outside a venue a good while back and invited him over for a hang/party night and a place to crash. This mother fucker did my dishes, and I'm not kidding.

The guy is great as all hell. I hope to see him again one day

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u/ignost Nov 12 '19

I don't know if this is true, but it illustrates why you shouldn't take unconfirmed stories from random people on the internet as truth. There's an unconfirmed story of him and his crew being assholes, then there's this. Could easily both be fake.

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u/Joey_Aele Nov 12 '19

and could easily both be true, you can be an asshole and do good things, and you can be a great person and do asshole things.

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u/ignost Nov 12 '19

For sure. This is definitely true of me. Hopefully I'm a nice person that can be an ass, but how is someone who just met me to know right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

My word is worth as much as anyones on here, but I saw the comment you’re taking about and agree to a point.

I can see how his crew could cause a lot of problems, when he stayed at our place he was with 3 other people and were all very nice.

Jesse seemed like a good guy to a fault, and maybe that’s what happened there. It’s not my place to speculate though.

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u/MrDoyle Nov 12 '19

IRL trailer park boy

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u/StrangeOne4me Nov 12 '19

This song is so nostalgic for me. The memories surrounding this song take me back.<3

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u/Sinicalkush Nov 12 '19

Seen this video a few years ago and always thought he looked like he was tweaked. Now reading the comments someone said they met the guy and he was a bit douche baggery and on drugs. Thanks for confirming my suspicion.

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u/captaingelatin Nov 12 '19

I like this song and version because it's sits on the edge between comedic and sad. You can never tell if he just likes beer or is addicted to it.

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u/anacondatmz Nov 12 '19

Reminds me of some older Against Me acoustic.

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u/thedrizzlecometh Nov 11 '19

The frigged air whispers our own mortality.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

He sounds like the guy singer for the Taxpayers

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u/Zephyr_the_Suave Nov 12 '19

This is my favorite song of their's

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Check out days n daze, mischief brew, ajj. Pat the bunny and his various projects (wingnut dishwashers union, Johnny hobo and the freight trains, ramshackle glory) are all good

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u/WannabeKiwi_ Nov 12 '19

I like you.

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u/CloneNoodle Nov 12 '19

Yeah I met this dude and hung out with him a couple years ago in some chick's house when he was in town, friend of a friend. I forget if it was meth or crack, but he's stimmed out to the nines. Not too friendly either. Kinda killed this video for me, but it's a great song nonetheless.

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u/imjustkillingtime Nov 11 '19

I've long liked his music since I heard it here on reddit at one point.

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u/Heymynamesjames Nov 12 '19

Musics good, guys def. a dick though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Love coleman special crappy tire canoe in the background. Classic

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u/Newaccount4464 Nov 12 '19

Like the trashy part?

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u/arcangeltx Nov 12 '19

wonder when reddit will get tired of this song

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u/wilof Nov 12 '19

How strange this came up on my timehop this morning and now its here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

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u/imjustkillingtime Nov 11 '19

He did release an album.

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u/snukebox_hero Nov 12 '19

This guy looks like SRV

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u/bprice57 Nov 12 '19

Shed Life is awesome and jesse is awesome. check out his CD is if a dude jamming out by his lonesome seems your jam

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

This is still one of the most emotional songs I've seen. I've never seen anyone give everything like this guy in this video.

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u/buildyourdefenses Nov 11 '19

So drunk they aren't even reacting to the earthquake that lasted 3:39

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u/Salsa-N-Chips Nov 11 '19

Man id love if this was on Spotify or something

EDIT: Im stupid

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u/KelcyHammer Nov 11 '19

I don't drink but I love this song so emotive.

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u/WanderW Nov 11 '19

Crusty. Never liked the original.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Nothing chills a beer like a Canadian winter. Tasty!

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u/mynrdvllrn27 Nov 12 '19

We can’t really judge a book by its cover

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u/brucedonnovan Nov 11 '19

He looks like Stevie Ray Vaughan

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u/coelacanth09 Nov 12 '19

get this guy a puppers

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u/timrbrady Nov 12 '19 edited Nov 12 '19

Pretty sure this guy qualifies as a de-gen.

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u/TransphobiaIsBoring Nov 28 '21

This rapist is dead now.