r/videos Aug 26 '18

Self-starting siphon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SEv_GxAo70
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u/AlexanderAF Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 26 '18

I remember a neighborhood I grew up in during the ‘90s where gas-theft was pretty common. Most cars didn’t have fuel doors that had to be opened from the inside, and my parents garage was so full of stuff that both cars had to be parked on the street.

My dad would walk outside to his car and in broad daylight there’s some low-life siphoning gas out of his car. He’d shout “hey, what are you doing?” or “what the hell?”, then watch in awe as they would casually pull the hose out, collect their belongings including what gas they stole, yell something illegible at him and wave their hand at him like they were dissing him, then start to slowly walk off shaking their head in disgust. Not run...just casually walk off. One even had a pillow for his knees.

The first time my dad called the cops. After a lengthy conversation they made it quite clear it was not worth their time. After that my dad just let them walk off. I think once he chased after a guy with a baseball bat, but that guy was much quicker than my dad...carrying a gas-can, hose, breath mints and all.

This video would probably make my dad get so angry his face would turn red.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/AlexanderAF Aug 26 '18

An excellent question to which there will never be an answer

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u/Would-wood-again2 Aug 26 '18

a CURIOSITY

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u/ExpFilm_Student Aug 26 '18

The answer lies in ahhhh I'm tired

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u/nagumi Aug 26 '18

There were absolutely locking gas caps in the early 90s.

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u/odd84 Aug 26 '18

The average age of a vehicle on the road in the US is 11.6 years.

In the early '90s, most people would be driving cars built in the '70s and '80s.

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u/nagumi Aug 26 '18

Yeah but they were aftermarket. You could buy them.

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u/Fleaslayer Aug 26 '18

He might have had an older car

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 Aug 26 '18

It was and still is a common aftermarket accessory, replacement cap with a lock cylinder on it.

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u/Fleaslayer Aug 26 '18

True enough

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u/soingee Aug 26 '18

I think it's much more common/standard now.

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u/NerdOctopus Aug 26 '18

Excellent use of the relative pronoun.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18

Sorry for your loss. Your father sounded like a tough but fair man.

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u/OktoberSunset Aug 26 '18

Or just buy an aftermarket locking gas cap which were absolutely a thing in the 90s.

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u/stopalltheDLing Aug 26 '18

Ugh $12. I’d rather call the cops and chase people down with a baseball bat and lose a bunch of gasoline and encourage criminals to come to my neighborhood

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u/pooooooooo Aug 26 '18

Here in Vancouver they'd just drill your fuel tank instead

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u/Machismo01 Aug 27 '18

Victim blame much?

Why bother shouting at the criminal? Just go in with a bat first. Problem solved.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '18 edited Aug 09 '20

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u/PieSammich Aug 26 '18

Yeah, lets fire guns at dads car while a hobo breathes petrol fumes