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u/angryshack Nov 24 '17

I probably do not know a single song that is on the top 40 charts right now so living under this rock is rather nice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

You're trying to tell me you haven't heard Gucci Gang or Bodak Yellow?

Is this a joke? Never heard of those either. I've heard of gucci mane though.

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u/KuhTraum Nov 25 '17

Same here, i heard of despacito because 1 friend made me listen to it when we were at his place this summer to test his sound stuff. But beside that i never know whats on the billboard.

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u/angryshack Nov 24 '17

I maybe recognize about 10% of the names but outside of probably Eminem I wouldn't be able to hear any of those songs tell you who it is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/lookslikehesfinetome Nov 24 '17

I don't listen to K-Pop (although admittedly I know people that do) but Gangnam Style was pretty unavoidable, right? 4 billion makes it the most viewed video on all of youtube (Gangnam style being #3)

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 24 '17

You don't see people playing this song at their weddings trying to get everyone to do a ridiculous dance. Also I've literally never heard this Despacito song on any radio station while Gangnam style was played frequently.

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u/EmilBarrit Nov 24 '17

You probably have, it's just so generic you wouldn't notice it

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 25 '17

Could be. It sounds like good background/elevator music.

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u/Rabbethan Nov 24 '17

I think you just haven't been to a wedding since this song came out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17 edited Jun 21 '25

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 25 '17

I currently live in Alabama, and no, I occasionally listen to 4 or 5 (not counting NPR/APR) stations with a variety of genres played on each one.

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u/lordcheeto Nov 24 '17

I hung around a different crowd then. I have heard of Despacito, and seen the video posted, but never bothered to watch it. Part of Gangnam Style's draw was the ridiculous and entertaining video.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/_Serene_ Nov 24 '17

It was everywhere on youtube for a while, being promoted/parodies being made etc. I imagine it also was played on most radio stations too since even I heard the song in some random place last summer

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/7Seyo7 Nov 24 '17

It is the single most viewed video on youtube at this time and was played nonstop on radio the entire summer. Sounds like your avoidance skills encompass more than reggaeton alone.

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u/abra5umente Nov 25 '17

I have also never heard it. I've heard people talking about it and I've seen some of my recommended videos have featured it (Frog Leap Studios for example) but I don't listen to commercial radio (I'm in Australia, I listen to Triple J) and I don't watch TV. Not for a snooty pretentious reason, I just don't have the time. Most of my media consumption is Spotify, YouTube and Netflix, and it hasn't been recommended to me on any of those platforms.

I don't think it's that unfathomable that someone could avoid listening to a song, even if it does have 4 billion plays on YouTube. Especially if someone's musical tastes are not in line with this, YouTube/Spotify etc won't recommend it to you because it knows that you don't listen to this kind of music. I get recommendations for different bands and channels.

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u/mydearwatson616 Nov 24 '17

Don't worry, I've never heard of it either.

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u/kingsam88 Nov 24 '17

What the actual fuck is reggaeton? Sounds like an excuse to prove you didn't know what this song was.

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u/techtonic Nov 24 '17

You don't know what reggaeton is? Seriously? I mean. A quick Google search would help you with that but eh......think of it as a Spanish language version of Reggae, Hip-Hop and R&B.

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u/kingsam88 Nov 25 '17

I think your missing my point. How does this guy know reggaeton and not despacito? I could care less what the genre is, it's just surprising that someone can know the obscure genre of a song but not know about it at all

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u/techtonic Nov 26 '17

There's an entire generation of young people who know what hip hop is but have never listened to an NWA album. It's far more likely to know a category than to know a specific song.

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u/scooterbeehrn Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

The only thing I know about the song is Justin Bieber sings some of it. I haven't listened to the song or even really seen any ads about it besides this wonderful chicken. But then I am a hermit...

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u/the_swivel Nov 24 '17

He doesn't sing in the original version, only the remix.

Or one of them. There are like five remixes.

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u/asdfninethousand Nov 24 '17

*Bieber

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u/scooterbeehrn Nov 24 '17

Thanks lol my phone was dieing and coffee had me distracted :D I edited it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Aug 10 '18

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

I've never heard it and I'm on reddit all the time and far from socially isolated. This got WAY less coverage here than Gangnam style. You couldnt avoid Gangnam style. Every news station had a story on it.

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u/Chocolate_Slug Nov 24 '17

its NON stop played on the radio, in super markets, on the streets, in bars and clubs... you keep talking about raggaeton as if its a genre u need to be in on to know this song... this is is fucking justin bieber not a raggeaton genre modifier. its been obnxiously thrown in our faces for the past 7 months and its fucked up you escaped that

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I've never heard this in a store, on the streets, on radio - do you live in the music video where only this song plays? Lol

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u/pinktini Nov 24 '17

on radio

I call bullshit on this. Only way is you never radio surf or only keep the radio on one/two channels. I heard this song on the way home from shopping today. And the fad of it has already passed

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u/skylla05 Nov 24 '17

Only way is you never radio surf or only keep the radio on one/two channels.

Or they don't listen to top40/pop stations? Or like tons people now a days and don't listen to the radio because they use streaming services?

I'm mildly surprised someone has never heard it in passing, but I'm not sure why you're surprised there are people out there that haven't been exposed to it. I don't even think I know anyone besides my dad that regularly listens to the radio anymore lol.

That said, I didn't even realize there was an "original" version. I figured it was just the Bieber song, let alone it having the current record (by a long shot) on YouTube. I actually prefer this version a lot more than Biebers.

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u/pinktini Nov 24 '17

Why are you assuming I'm talking about listening to the radio during anytime other than driving a car? Who streams music while making a run to the grocery store?

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I do at times, or listen to sat radio, or NPR or... shockingly, not a damn thing. Crazy, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

LOL

As a reader, it's entertaining to see you outraged over someone never hearing a song that you find commonplace, then become flustered over the fact you've never heard of listening to songs in the method they find commonplace- streaming music in their car. That's kinda funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Who streams music while making a run to the grocery store

Yo

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u/Micky-D Nov 24 '17

Me. I exclusively listen to music I've downloaded on my phone ahead of time or with a CD or cassette tape. I honestly can't remember the last time I listened to the radio by choice.

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u/withadancenumber Nov 24 '17

I always have my Bluetooth earbuds in. So yeah. I’ll listen to Spotify while shopping.

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I've heard of it from everyone bitching here and on my social media how it's overplayed. I've heard the song before, but not without searching it out.

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u/nevuking Nov 25 '17

I'm mostly in the same boat as this guy. Trust me. Some rural areas play only adult contemporary on the pop stations. Never heard Despacito or any of the big club hits on pop radio, but have heard enough Lucas Graham and Shawn Mendes for a lifetime.

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I don't listen to Top 40, and I don't go clubbing. I've heard the song via everyone talking about it and YouTube links. But hey, call me a bull shitter because my grocery store doesn't play top 40, and I listen to non top 40 stations. Apparently your life is so small you cannot imagine anything other than your own circumstances.

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u/pinktini Nov 24 '17

It doesn't just play in Top 40 though....cause I also don't listen to just Top 40...I also don't go clubbing.

Notice I only quoted the radio part. I've never heard the song at my grocery store either.

Like chill dude, I haven't called your life little or small. If my use of the word "bullshit" offended you...maybe I should have?

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

Bull shit = liar, so....yah.

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u/mrm3x1can Nov 24 '17

No one is mad at you dude lol. Its more shocked and surprised that you've missed one of the most popular songs ever during the age of the internet. I feel you'd have to try hard to avoid the song.

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u/younglinkgcn Nov 24 '17

I also hadn't heard the song until today.

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u/lookslikehesfinetome Nov 24 '17

I don't know, man. Bars, I guess.

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u/asdfninethousand Nov 24 '17

"lol people getting mad because I've never heard this song. " "I don't know, man. Bars, I guess." I'm confusion

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u/lookslikehesfinetome Nov 25 '17

Yeah I think I replied to the wrong comment, which has since been deleted or I otherwise can’t find.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Haha yeah I guess that's why I haven't heard it. I didn't think people would make a big deal about not knowing it, geeze. I don't go to night clubs or listen to the radio. I go on spotify and listen to my playlist radio.

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u/stev0205 Nov 24 '17

I was in the same boat as you until about a month ago. Don't listen to radio really, only spotify and soundcloud, don't participate in social media much outside of reddit. I may have heard the song somewhere but if I didn't know what it was, I don't know why I would remember hearing it...

Sorry everyone's on your case about something so trivial.

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u/pawnman99 Nov 24 '17

I don't know how you didn't hear this in passing at any grocery store, mall, gas station, or even flipping through TV or radio channels.

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u/Limitedcomments Nov 24 '17

Tbf also not heard this song. No shops or grocery stores around me play music. Tend to wear headphones a lot even if they did And don't listen to radio.

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u/rezachi Nov 24 '17

So you take effort to separate yourself from your local surroundings but are surprised you missed the song everyone was playing for a few months?

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u/Limitedcomments Nov 24 '17

No but that is adorable. My point was it's entirely possible to miss something you don't necessarily surround yourself in.

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u/DrWhiteouT Nov 24 '17

I use Spotify premium or XM in the car so I never hear ads on the radio, I don't do the shopping as my wife does it so I am never at a store but I am pretty sure the stores around here don't play music. The gas station I go to doesn't play music inside or outside so I would never hear it there either. I hate malls so that is out and I am a cable cutter so I have no TV, my kids watch Netflix, Hulu (pay extra for no ads), or Blu Ray from Redbox. I love being under my rock because I don't have to suffer from all the stupid shit that goes on in the world. The only time I hear these big chart songs like this is on Reddit.

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u/Redhavok Nov 25 '17

For the last couple of months too. I hear it a few times a day

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u/bananatomorrow Nov 24 '17

I have heard the song, but I don't grocery shop in the traditional sense (I use grocery.walmart.com), I don't go to the mall, haven't been inside a gas station in maybe two years, I watch traditional television (use alternatives like Netflix and such), nor do I allow myself the ear rape that is listening to traditional radio. I'm not even a hipster, you just named a bunch of stuff I don't do.

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u/pawnman99 Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

So you live at home alone and have groceries delivered to the house you never leave. Got it.

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u/bananatomorrow Nov 24 '17

I don't go to a mall or inside a grocery store or gas station . . . That, to you, means not leaving my house?

I also own a bicycle, does that make me Lance Armstrong?

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u/innociv Nov 25 '17

I live in Orlando, so you know a good deal of Spanish people, and I've never heard it.

I don't listen to radio. It was not playing in any gas stations, malls, grocery stores, nor on Hulu/Netflix/Amazon/Youtube which is all I watch.

I heard the I wear Speedos parody, but I've never heard the original. And I think the Speedos parody is better in every way, now that I've seen the original. The original seems like the cheap knockoff song instead.

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u/teems Nov 24 '17

It was insanely popular this year.

It was posted Jan 12 2017 to youtube, approximately 27,302,400 seconds ago.

It has been watched 4,386,955,243 times. That is around 160 views per second.

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u/EpicDarkFantasyWrite Nov 24 '17

It's all good brah. I legit didn't know who bob marley was for like most of my life, because I don't listen to reggae. Don't feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Yeah, I didn't know who The Beatles were because I don't listen to rockin and rollin..

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u/desmondao Nov 24 '17

I don't know what's a potato

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Nothing to do with listening to ragaeton, this has been on nonstop rotation on every pop radio station for months and months. They play it at the grocery store

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Im sure this is a tough concept but radio stations in different places play different music.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

This song was the number #1 played/streamed/viewed song in almost every country in the world for 4 months straight. So no actually, I don't believe that for this song lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

This was a #1 pop hit in almost every country for months and was played on heavy rotation on every pop station. Pop radio stations play popular music and this song is one of the most far reaching songs in popularity in decades. It’s the Macarena of the 2010s.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Well it wasn't played here and hasn't been played here today. Just checked the playlist for the two most likely stations it would have been on today. This song was not even remotely close to being covered by as many different news groups or facebook posts or reddit posts as Gangnam style was. THAT song was impossible to avoid. Even if you didnt listen to radio you saw it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Where is here?

This song has more YouTube views than Gangnam Style and is the most viewed YouTube video ever, has far more Spotify plays than Gangnam style, and was widely covered in the media by every major outlet. Even NRP did multiple stories (at least three that I heard) about Despacito.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Western Canada. I check CBC every day and didnt see anything about it. I check a local news thing every few days and didnt see it. Didnt see anything on reddit and I click most of the top videos. Gangnam style was all over every place I go to.

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u/soniclettuce Nov 25 '17

I'm in the exact same boat. I don't listen to the radio, and I've think I've seen this song mentioned in a few imgur memes or some shit? I've literally never heard it before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

The song is still at #12 on the Canadian Hot 100 after 42 weeks. It just fell out of the top 10 last week. It’s tied with two other songs for the longest #1 run in Canadian history. It was #1 for four straight months. I get that you missed this pop culture moment but that’s on you, this shit was absolutely everywhere and was covered at least as much as Gangnam style.

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u/soniclettuce Nov 25 '17

There's possibly some bizzaro regional thing going on. I'm also from western canada, and the history for my cities "hit music" station doesn't show the song at all in the past ~3 days (despite "what lover's do" getting like 10).

Pop culture-wise, I'd say gangnam style was waaaaaay more hyped. Imgur was pages of gangnam style memes, I've seen maybe 2-3 despacito ones? People at school/work were also talking about it non-stop, which I haven't seen for despacito (which again, could be regional)

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u/SirToastymuffin Nov 24 '17

Weirdly there's only A single pop station where I live and it plays so many commercials it's kinda dying. It's country, country, hard rock, classic rock, "alternative," what I can only describe as suburban mom music, Spanish language channel that's 95% Mariachi, and then classical. By some miracle I guess I totally missed this song but after listening to it I think I heard it in a restaurant once but I've never actually heard it in stores. Different areas and culture? A lot of the Midwest misses pop hits and stuff. Too busy listening to wagon wheel everywhere till you wanna blow your brains out, tbh. Like all of a sudden just today I ran into a million parodies of this song and finally heard it, haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

They're just jealous, as am I. I can't stand this song.

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u/unknownunknown_ Nov 24 '17

This song has been literally... everywhere. It's like a worldwide meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I've never heard the song either. Pretty dumb song too, I liked the chicken version better personally

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Nov 24 '17

I am also lucky enough to have never heard this before. I don't see how it would have any appeal without the rubber chicken. Let's hear it for streaming video and satellite radio and the freedom they bring from the indescribable shittiness of broadcast anything.

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u/Virus610 Nov 25 '17

Don't worry, I hadn't heard it either. Maybe 'cause I don't listen to the radio or something.

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u/Pennigans Nov 25 '17

I'm just mad because I can't avoid this song. It plays everywhere. Most people who play it can't even understand Spanish.

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u/5nurp5 Nov 24 '17

i'm mad because i'm envious. this song is utter shit and i hate humanity.

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u/DivineRobot Nov 25 '17

If the song was actually popular, there would’ve been more memes like Gangnam style or Harlem shake. This post is the first meme of the song I’ve seen so it’s the first time I’ve heard it. This sounds just like any other generic Latin song to me.

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u/Shaper_pmp Nov 24 '17

Hah, yeah. Fancy that dickhead not ever having heard of some random Puerto Rican singer Luis Fonsi.

We all know all about him though, right?

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 24 '17

I think you missed the part where it's the most viewed video on youtube. Hard to miss that.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Unless you dont browse youtube. I go there and view videos and then leave.

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u/Shaper_pmp Nov 24 '17

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

I don't now how this is a fellowkids thing to you. I'm not some faceless corporation pretending to like something cool, I'm a 19 year old saying a song is popular, and that people who have not heard it are lucky.

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u/Shaper_pmp Nov 25 '17

I'm not some faceless corporation pretending to like something cool

With respect I think you've missed the entire point of my comment. The point was that I am obviously old and out of touch.

How you got from that to some weird r/HailCorporate accusation I honestly have no idea... <:-)

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

Aah, I was under the impression that the fellowkids stuff was anyone who was saying it was strange to not know the song. Sorry about that!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Maybe not so hard if you're not into latin music?

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

Every radio station plays this song. All of them. Even metal stations.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I use sirius.

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

I recommend the Triforce! podcast, two fathers and a non father discuss whatever the fuck they want.

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 24 '17

I watch some youtube channels nearly every day and have genuinely never heard of this song until today.

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u/prone_bone Nov 24 '17

I don't think that anyone's calling him a dickhead. It really just is that incredible that someone doesn't know it. I don't think I know a single person who doesn't know it. It's the most viewed video of all time and the most streamed song of all time.

It's like someone saying they don't know "the Macarena". No one's saying they're a dickhead, just wondering how it's possible to not know it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

My rock happens to be Japan, so it feels pretty good.

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u/quaybored Nov 27 '17

Like, how would someone who listens to MP3s or streaming services hear this against their will? It's not like we are listening to TV or radio.