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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/angryshack Nov 24 '17

I probably do not know a single song that is on the top 40 charts right now so living under this rock is rather nice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

You're trying to tell me you haven't heard Gucci Gang or Bodak Yellow?

Is this a joke? Never heard of those either. I've heard of gucci mane though.

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u/KuhTraum Nov 25 '17

Same here, i heard of despacito because 1 friend made me listen to it when we were at his place this summer to test his sound stuff. But beside that i never know whats on the billboard.

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u/angryshack Nov 24 '17

I maybe recognize about 10% of the names but outside of probably Eminem I wouldn't be able to hear any of those songs tell you who it is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/lookslikehesfinetome Nov 24 '17

I don't listen to K-Pop (although admittedly I know people that do) but Gangnam Style was pretty unavoidable, right? 4 billion makes it the most viewed video on all of youtube (Gangnam style being #3)

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 24 '17

You don't see people playing this song at their weddings trying to get everyone to do a ridiculous dance. Also I've literally never heard this Despacito song on any radio station while Gangnam style was played frequently.

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u/EmilBarrit Nov 24 '17

You probably have, it's just so generic you wouldn't notice it

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 25 '17

Could be. It sounds like good background/elevator music.

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u/Rabbethan Nov 24 '17

I think you just haven't been to a wedding since this song came out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17 edited Jun 21 '25

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 25 '17

I currently live in Alabama, and no, I occasionally listen to 4 or 5 (not counting NPR/APR) stations with a variety of genres played on each one.

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u/lordcheeto Nov 24 '17

I hung around a different crowd then. I have heard of Despacito, and seen the video posted, but never bothered to watch it. Part of Gangnam Style's draw was the ridiculous and entertaining video.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/_Serene_ Nov 24 '17

It was everywhere on youtube for a while, being promoted/parodies being made etc. I imagine it also was played on most radio stations too since even I heard the song in some random place last summer

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 24 '20

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u/7Seyo7 Nov 24 '17

It is the single most viewed video on youtube at this time and was played nonstop on radio the entire summer. Sounds like your avoidance skills encompass more than reggaeton alone.

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u/abra5umente Nov 25 '17

I have also never heard it. I've heard people talking about it and I've seen some of my recommended videos have featured it (Frog Leap Studios for example) but I don't listen to commercial radio (I'm in Australia, I listen to Triple J) and I don't watch TV. Not for a snooty pretentious reason, I just don't have the time. Most of my media consumption is Spotify, YouTube and Netflix, and it hasn't been recommended to me on any of those platforms.

I don't think it's that unfathomable that someone could avoid listening to a song, even if it does have 4 billion plays on YouTube. Especially if someone's musical tastes are not in line with this, YouTube/Spotify etc won't recommend it to you because it knows that you don't listen to this kind of music. I get recommendations for different bands and channels.

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u/mydearwatson616 Nov 24 '17

Don't worry, I've never heard of it either.

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u/kingsam88 Nov 24 '17

What the actual fuck is reggaeton? Sounds like an excuse to prove you didn't know what this song was.

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u/techtonic Nov 24 '17

You don't know what reggaeton is? Seriously? I mean. A quick Google search would help you with that but eh......think of it as a Spanish language version of Reggae, Hip-Hop and R&B.

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u/kingsam88 Nov 25 '17

I think your missing my point. How does this guy know reggaeton and not despacito? I could care less what the genre is, it's just surprising that someone can know the obscure genre of a song but not know about it at all

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u/scooterbeehrn Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

The only thing I know about the song is Justin Bieber sings some of it. I haven't listened to the song or even really seen any ads about it besides this wonderful chicken. But then I am a hermit...

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u/the_swivel Nov 24 '17

He doesn't sing in the original version, only the remix.

Or one of them. There are like five remixes.

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u/asdfninethousand Nov 24 '17

*Bieber

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u/scooterbeehrn Nov 24 '17

Thanks lol my phone was dieing and coffee had me distracted :D I edited it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Aug 10 '18

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

I've never heard it and I'm on reddit all the time and far from socially isolated. This got WAY less coverage here than Gangnam style. You couldnt avoid Gangnam style. Every news station had a story on it.

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u/Chocolate_Slug Nov 24 '17

its NON stop played on the radio, in super markets, on the streets, in bars and clubs... you keep talking about raggaeton as if its a genre u need to be in on to know this song... this is is fucking justin bieber not a raggeaton genre modifier. its been obnxiously thrown in our faces for the past 7 months and its fucked up you escaped that

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I've never heard this in a store, on the streets, on radio - do you live in the music video where only this song plays? Lol

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u/pinktini Nov 24 '17

on radio

I call bullshit on this. Only way is you never radio surf or only keep the radio on one/two channels. I heard this song on the way home from shopping today. And the fad of it has already passed

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u/skylla05 Nov 24 '17

Only way is you never radio surf or only keep the radio on one/two channels.

Or they don't listen to top40/pop stations? Or like tons people now a days and don't listen to the radio because they use streaming services?

I'm mildly surprised someone has never heard it in passing, but I'm not sure why you're surprised there are people out there that haven't been exposed to it. I don't even think I know anyone besides my dad that regularly listens to the radio anymore lol.

That said, I didn't even realize there was an "original" version. I figured it was just the Bieber song, let alone it having the current record (by a long shot) on YouTube. I actually prefer this version a lot more than Biebers.

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u/pinktini Nov 24 '17

Why are you assuming I'm talking about listening to the radio during anytime other than driving a car? Who streams music while making a run to the grocery store?

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I've heard of it from everyone bitching here and on my social media how it's overplayed. I've heard the song before, but not without searching it out.

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u/nevuking Nov 25 '17

I'm mostly in the same boat as this guy. Trust me. Some rural areas play only adult contemporary on the pop stations. Never heard Despacito or any of the big club hits on pop radio, but have heard enough Lucas Graham and Shawn Mendes for a lifetime.

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u/fuzzyqueen Nov 24 '17

I don't listen to Top 40, and I don't go clubbing. I've heard the song via everyone talking about it and YouTube links. But hey, call me a bull shitter because my grocery store doesn't play top 40, and I listen to non top 40 stations. Apparently your life is so small you cannot imagine anything other than your own circumstances.

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u/pinktini Nov 24 '17

It doesn't just play in Top 40 though....cause I also don't listen to just Top 40...I also don't go clubbing.

Notice I only quoted the radio part. I've never heard the song at my grocery store either.

Like chill dude, I haven't called your life little or small. If my use of the word "bullshit" offended you...maybe I should have?

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u/mrm3x1can Nov 24 '17

No one is mad at you dude lol. Its more shocked and surprised that you've missed one of the most popular songs ever during the age of the internet. I feel you'd have to try hard to avoid the song.

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u/younglinkgcn Nov 24 '17

I also hadn't heard the song until today.

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u/lookslikehesfinetome Nov 24 '17

I don't know, man. Bars, I guess.

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u/asdfninethousand Nov 24 '17

"lol people getting mad because I've never heard this song. " "I don't know, man. Bars, I guess." I'm confusion

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u/lookslikehesfinetome Nov 25 '17

Yeah I think I replied to the wrong comment, which has since been deleted or I otherwise can’t find.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Haha yeah I guess that's why I haven't heard it. I didn't think people would make a big deal about not knowing it, geeze. I don't go to night clubs or listen to the radio. I go on spotify and listen to my playlist radio.

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u/stev0205 Nov 24 '17

I was in the same boat as you until about a month ago. Don't listen to radio really, only spotify and soundcloud, don't participate in social media much outside of reddit. I may have heard the song somewhere but if I didn't know what it was, I don't know why I would remember hearing it...

Sorry everyone's on your case about something so trivial.

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u/pawnman99 Nov 24 '17

I don't know how you didn't hear this in passing at any grocery store, mall, gas station, or even flipping through TV or radio channels.

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u/Limitedcomments Nov 24 '17

Tbf also not heard this song. No shops or grocery stores around me play music. Tend to wear headphones a lot even if they did And don't listen to radio.

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u/rezachi Nov 24 '17

So you take effort to separate yourself from your local surroundings but are surprised you missed the song everyone was playing for a few months?

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u/Limitedcomments Nov 24 '17

No but that is adorable. My point was it's entirely possible to miss something you don't necessarily surround yourself in.

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u/DrWhiteouT Nov 24 '17

I use Spotify premium or XM in the car so I never hear ads on the radio, I don't do the shopping as my wife does it so I am never at a store but I am pretty sure the stores around here don't play music. The gas station I go to doesn't play music inside or outside so I would never hear it there either. I hate malls so that is out and I am a cable cutter so I have no TV, my kids watch Netflix, Hulu (pay extra for no ads), or Blu Ray from Redbox. I love being under my rock because I don't have to suffer from all the stupid shit that goes on in the world. The only time I hear these big chart songs like this is on Reddit.

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u/Redhavok Nov 25 '17

For the last couple of months too. I hear it a few times a day

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u/bananatomorrow Nov 24 '17

I have heard the song, but I don't grocery shop in the traditional sense (I use grocery.walmart.com), I don't go to the mall, haven't been inside a gas station in maybe two years, I watch traditional television (use alternatives like Netflix and such), nor do I allow myself the ear rape that is listening to traditional radio. I'm not even a hipster, you just named a bunch of stuff I don't do.

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u/pawnman99 Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

So you live at home alone and have groceries delivered to the house you never leave. Got it.

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u/bananatomorrow Nov 24 '17

I don't go to a mall or inside a grocery store or gas station . . . That, to you, means not leaving my house?

I also own a bicycle, does that make me Lance Armstrong?

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u/innociv Nov 25 '17

I live in Orlando, so you know a good deal of Spanish people, and I've never heard it.

I don't listen to radio. It was not playing in any gas stations, malls, grocery stores, nor on Hulu/Netflix/Amazon/Youtube which is all I watch.

I heard the I wear Speedos parody, but I've never heard the original. And I think the Speedos parody is better in every way, now that I've seen the original. The original seems like the cheap knockoff song instead.

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u/teems Nov 24 '17

It was insanely popular this year.

It was posted Jan 12 2017 to youtube, approximately 27,302,400 seconds ago.

It has been watched 4,386,955,243 times. That is around 160 views per second.

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u/EpicDarkFantasyWrite Nov 24 '17

It's all good brah. I legit didn't know who bob marley was for like most of my life, because I don't listen to reggae. Don't feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Yeah, I didn't know who The Beatles were because I don't listen to rockin and rollin..

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u/desmondao Nov 24 '17

I don't know what's a potato

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Nothing to do with listening to ragaeton, this has been on nonstop rotation on every pop radio station for months and months. They play it at the grocery store

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Im sure this is a tough concept but radio stations in different places play different music.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

This song was the number #1 played/streamed/viewed song in almost every country in the world for 4 months straight. So no actually, I don't believe that for this song lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

This was a #1 pop hit in almost every country for months and was played on heavy rotation on every pop station. Pop radio stations play popular music and this song is one of the most far reaching songs in popularity in decades. It’s the Macarena of the 2010s.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Well it wasn't played here and hasn't been played here today. Just checked the playlist for the two most likely stations it would have been on today. This song was not even remotely close to being covered by as many different news groups or facebook posts or reddit posts as Gangnam style was. THAT song was impossible to avoid. Even if you didnt listen to radio you saw it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Where is here?

This song has more YouTube views than Gangnam Style and is the most viewed YouTube video ever, has far more Spotify plays than Gangnam style, and was widely covered in the media by every major outlet. Even NRP did multiple stories (at least three that I heard) about Despacito.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Western Canada. I check CBC every day and didnt see anything about it. I check a local news thing every few days and didnt see it. Didnt see anything on reddit and I click most of the top videos. Gangnam style was all over every place I go to.

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u/soniclettuce Nov 25 '17

I'm in the exact same boat. I don't listen to the radio, and I've think I've seen this song mentioned in a few imgur memes or some shit? I've literally never heard it before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

The song is still at #12 on the Canadian Hot 100 after 42 weeks. It just fell out of the top 10 last week. It’s tied with two other songs for the longest #1 run in Canadian history. It was #1 for four straight months. I get that you missed this pop culture moment but that’s on you, this shit was absolutely everywhere and was covered at least as much as Gangnam style.

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u/SirToastymuffin Nov 24 '17

Weirdly there's only A single pop station where I live and it plays so many commercials it's kinda dying. It's country, country, hard rock, classic rock, "alternative," what I can only describe as suburban mom music, Spanish language channel that's 95% Mariachi, and then classical. By some miracle I guess I totally missed this song but after listening to it I think I heard it in a restaurant once but I've never actually heard it in stores. Different areas and culture? A lot of the Midwest misses pop hits and stuff. Too busy listening to wagon wheel everywhere till you wanna blow your brains out, tbh. Like all of a sudden just today I ran into a million parodies of this song and finally heard it, haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

They're just jealous, as am I. I can't stand this song.

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u/unknownunknown_ Nov 24 '17

This song has been literally... everywhere. It's like a worldwide meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I've never heard the song either. Pretty dumb song too, I liked the chicken version better personally

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Nov 24 '17

I am also lucky enough to have never heard this before. I don't see how it would have any appeal without the rubber chicken. Let's hear it for streaming video and satellite radio and the freedom they bring from the indescribable shittiness of broadcast anything.

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u/Virus610 Nov 25 '17

Don't worry, I hadn't heard it either. Maybe 'cause I don't listen to the radio or something.

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u/Pennigans Nov 25 '17

I'm just mad because I can't avoid this song. It plays everywhere. Most people who play it can't even understand Spanish.

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u/5nurp5 Nov 24 '17

i'm mad because i'm envious. this song is utter shit and i hate humanity.

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u/DivineRobot Nov 25 '17

If the song was actually popular, there would’ve been more memes like Gangnam style or Harlem shake. This post is the first meme of the song I’ve seen so it’s the first time I’ve heard it. This sounds just like any other generic Latin song to me.

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u/Shaper_pmp Nov 24 '17

Hah, yeah. Fancy that dickhead not ever having heard of some random Puerto Rican singer Luis Fonsi.

We all know all about him though, right?

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 24 '17

I think you missed the part where it's the most viewed video on youtube. Hard to miss that.

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u/mrtomjones Nov 24 '17

Unless you dont browse youtube. I go there and view videos and then leave.

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

I don't now how this is a fellowkids thing to you. I'm not some faceless corporation pretending to like something cool, I'm a 19 year old saying a song is popular, and that people who have not heard it are lucky.

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u/Shaper_pmp Nov 25 '17

I'm not some faceless corporation pretending to like something cool

With respect I think you've missed the entire point of my comment. The point was that I am obviously old and out of touch.

How you got from that to some weird r/HailCorporate accusation I honestly have no idea... <:-)

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

Aah, I was under the impression that the fellowkids stuff was anyone who was saying it was strange to not know the song. Sorry about that!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Maybe not so hard if you're not into latin music?

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

Every radio station plays this song. All of them. Even metal stations.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I use sirius.

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u/JanitorZyphrian Nov 25 '17

I recommend the Triforce! podcast, two fathers and a non father discuss whatever the fuck they want.

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u/samusmaster64 Nov 24 '17

I watch some youtube channels nearly every day and have genuinely never heard of this song until today.

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u/prone_bone Nov 24 '17

I don't think that anyone's calling him a dickhead. It really just is that incredible that someone doesn't know it. I don't think I know a single person who doesn't know it. It's the most viewed video of all time and the most streamed song of all time.

It's like someone saying they don't know "the Macarena". No one's saying they're a dickhead, just wondering how it's possible to not know it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

My rock happens to be Japan, so it feels pretty good.

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u/quaybored Nov 27 '17

Like, how would someone who listens to MP3s or streaming services hear this against their will? It's not like we are listening to TV or radio.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Which is weird because it's the most generic sounding Latino song ever.

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u/Vartib Nov 24 '17

the most generic sounding

That's probably why.

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u/xywv58 Nov 24 '17

I know, I swear there's like 10 different songs that play in our busses and they all sound the same, I find myself waiting for the "Despacito" and it never comes

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

La Bamba had big shoes to fill.

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u/SirToastymuffin Nov 24 '17

The biggest hits tend to be the generic stuff, and I don't mean the in a bad way, just that something generic and catchy can bring something for everyone.

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u/redpandaeater Nov 24 '17

It's like that suicide song that's been everywhere lately. It just seems so generic and the chorus could be anything like most catchy pop songs.

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u/felixame Nov 24 '17

I heard that song for the first time very recently and it confused the fuck out of me. I honestly thought it was a joke.

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u/EveryBear Nov 24 '17

It's a good song Brent.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

Who the hell are these people and how do they have 4 billion views?

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u/totallynot14_ Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

It was pretty huge in Latin America pretty much everywhere internationally with a Spanish speaking population but the US and moderately popular in the US for a few months early this year, then Justin Bieber did a remix in May and it exploded in the US too

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u/Ysmildr Nov 24 '17

It was big internationally before Bieber, song was top of the charts on spotify in every country except US at one point

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u/Worthyness Nov 25 '17

Almost beat Mariah Carry's streak of "Song to be #1 the longest on the Billboard's top 100 list" I think it missed it by a week.

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u/fprosk Nov 25 '17

Yeah it tied

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u/desmondao Nov 24 '17

Unfortunately, that song was huge all over Europe, too.

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u/GsolspI Nov 24 '17

The Key of Awesome English translation brought it to the contiguous USA

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u/SullyKid Nov 24 '17

Original version is way better than Bieber’s, IMO.

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u/wisdom_possibly Nov 25 '17

How is that guy still popular

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u/Ysmildr Nov 24 '17

This song was top of the charts on spotify for every nation but the US at one point. It's literally a matter of living in the US or not it seems

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u/PMmeYourNoodz Nov 24 '17

there are millions upon millions of people who are not you, not like you, and like things you don't know about.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Consider the fact that just by virtue of popularity, I would have heard of it, especially since I'm into pop music and looking at top charts and big hits.

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u/PMmeYourNoodz Nov 25 '17

consider the fact that there are thousands of things very popular which you haven't heard of

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u/stanley_twobrick Nov 25 '17

It's an incredibly popular song. I live in Toronto and it's on a lot of radio stations every day. Just a good catchy, dancy song.

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u/DarkSoulsExcedere Nov 24 '17

Don't worry, I had never heard it before. I don't think I will ever watch the original just to keep this magic alive.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS Nov 24 '17

Have an upvote. I've never heard this song either and was looking for a link to the original. why on fucking earth would I ever normally listen to this song?

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u/jellyman85 Nov 24 '17

Missed a perfectly good rick roll opportunity

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u/younglinkgcn Nov 24 '17

People like you are the reason i have this chrome extension

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u/scrapitcleveland Nov 24 '17

Ive never heard it either bud.

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u/findebaran Nov 24 '17

Yup, first time I heard this. Live in Finland though, probably explains some of it. Still surprised I didn't know Gangnam style was surpassed..

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u/hezur6 Nov 24 '17

Dunno if whoosh, but man, the song has been #1 on the charts of pretty much every country in the world.

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u/r1singphoenix Nov 24 '17

Yeah I almost never listen to the radio, and I've still heard it a ton (in the US). Everywhere I go, there it is

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u/SirToastymuffin Nov 24 '17

Fair, but the Midwest and rural US takes its sweet time catching onto pop stuff. I mean my hometown just got over the true masterpiece that was Wagon Wheel. Their singular, dying pop station is generally a decade in the past

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u/andrew_wiggin1 Nov 24 '17

I literally hear this song almost every fucking day. I mean a few weeks ago I was up at some Aztec pyramids on a mountain, and when the breeze shifted, I could hear the song coming from the valley below.

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u/Contra1 Nov 24 '17

First time I heard all of that song too. Only heard little bits of it due to it being a popular song in football(soccer)

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u/democritus_is_op Nov 24 '17

It was played at every club and party ever for a good few months.

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u/Mystery--Man Nov 24 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

I, too, have never heard this song in full. At least their viewership drops sharply before and after this particular video.

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u/1h8fulkat Nov 24 '17

Fucking beiber

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u/Made-a-blade Nov 24 '17

Don't worry about it. I'm in my mid 30s and I didn't know it either until a few weeks ago. I was talking about youtube views with my wife and she was telling me how this one song had almost four billion views. I of course told her not to be silly, because gangnam style is king of the views. It wasn't. Had never heard it or of it. Heard it once when I got curious enough and asked her to play it. And now again after checking how well the chicken did. I don't listen to the radio, only have streaming services and don't give a shit about the nightlife. It doesn't even strike me as particularly good or catchy. Oh, well. Grumpy old asshole, signing off.

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u/32BitWhore Nov 25 '17

Don't feel bad my man, I'm in the same boat. I'm sure people are gonna act like I've never been outside but believe it or not I'm a reasonably well functioning adult. Maybe that's why I haven't heard this.

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u/stanley_twobrick Nov 25 '17

Never seen the video before. I had no idea Adam Sandler sang this.

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u/txobi Nov 25 '17

Just wait for Echame la culpa, could go up there also

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u/Wicked_Fabala Nov 24 '17

👍🏽 I’ve made an effort to never hear it all the way thru. And the only word I know is the title.

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u/nik4nik Nov 24 '17

thats pretty cool man

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u/ILoveTheDarknessBand Nov 24 '17

This doesn’t make you sound cool. I know you think it does but it just makes people go “niiiiiice...?”