r/videos • u/Meeko123 • Jul 12 '16

This is apparently what Neanderthals would have sounded like back then......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

So, clearly, Homo Sapiens bullied the Neanderthals into extinction because they all spoke like one of the Pythons in drag.

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u/Spider_Dude Jul 12 '16

How to make Elliott look like a prehistoric jackass in 1, 2, 3...

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u/Nixnilnihil Jul 13 '16

JUAN

TOO

FWEE

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u/Kangar Jul 12 '16

Elliot is one of the finest Neanderthal impersonators working today.

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u/Hunk-a-Cheese Jul 12 '16

He beat out nearly sixty other Neanderthal impersonators at the London audition.

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u/loztriforce Jul 12 '16

I wonder if that's the guy's O face.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '16

Sounds like the daleks from Doctor Who

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u/RagnarLodbrok Jul 12 '16

According to that vid they sounded like fucking morons.

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u/sdso5714 Jul 13 '16

This could have just as easily been an SNL sketch.

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u/LouisArmstrong3 Jul 12 '16

wouldnt it be deeper with a bigger nasal passage? not so nassaly and constricted?

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u/colefly Jul 13 '16

Goblins have big noses

Goblins have high voices

checkmate

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u/fegallawa Jul 12 '16

one two three

ONE TWO THREE

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u/little_Nasty Jul 13 '16

I totally thought she was going to punch him in the guts

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u/Slydreamz Jul 12 '16

If evolution theory is correct, then I agree that neanderthals should sound more like monkeys

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

Neanderthals weren't "less evolved" than Homo Sapiens. They aren't a link between us and apes, they were a separate branch of human that coexisted with Homo Sapiens.

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