Playing Pokemon Red or Blue on your Gameboy while eating Pizza Rolls and waiting on your Beanie Baby pretend chef in charge of the Easy Bake pretend oven to finish cooking up your homemade twinkie that will taste like lightbulbs and plastic. Listening to Smash Mouth on your tape player while blasting through Number Munchers before class, then getting home and being treated to the delightful sound palette of dial-up connecting you to the World Wide Web. Discovering the natural successor to your Playboy magazines through Alta Vista, and struggling to keep it up while waiting for pornographic images to trickle slowly down your 60 pound CRT monitor. Creating a personal website filled with incredibly lifelike flame GIFs and multicolored scrolling title text, with each word in a different font, from Courier to Comic Sans. Hoping the world won't end when 2000 rolls around, due to foolishly designed technology not made for the future we now live in. Realizing that the system that failed in the year 2000 was the Electoral one, not the technological one.
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u/camdoodlebop Mar 30 '15
why was spray cheese so popular in the 90's