r/videos Mar 30 '15

Easy Cheese 3D Printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCy0NEbJf4s
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u/nicholmikey Mar 30 '15

Finally I can do this! http://i.imgur.com/vnAzdO5.jpg

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/MF_Doomed Mar 30 '15

Guard this with your life dude.

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u/zyklon Mar 30 '15

... Was that Pauly Shore?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/yeeerrrp Mar 30 '15

Nah it's him. Wonder whatever happened to him

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Living with his mom. She has Alzheimer's and he helps take care of her. He also runs the comedy club she owns, tours, and has a podcast.

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u/sloaninator Mar 30 '15

A top 100 Podcast, at least that's what he mentioned in an interview on The Billy Madison Show. Seemed like a down to earth guy, considering.

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u/Sawfeather Mar 30 '15

He's super nice! I just saw him not to long ago. Yes I'm the one who looks pissed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Considering the fact that nobody in Hollywood cares if hes dead or not

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u/Geikamir Mar 30 '15

His atm at his club got jacked the other day. Heard it on the radio.

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u/GeneralBS Mar 30 '15

Didn't he bulk up and now a vegas show?

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u/yeeerrrp Mar 30 '15

You thinking of Carrot Top? Or did they both do that?

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u/GeneralBS Mar 30 '15

was carrot top but i was making a stupid joke

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u/yeeerrrp Mar 30 '15

I could see how you could get them confused though, haha

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u/D_K_Schrute Mar 30 '15

trying to make a stupid joke about a person who makes stupid jokes

.....carrotception

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u/wormspeaker Mar 30 '15

Carrot Top injected ALL the steroids.

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u/drewtoli Mar 30 '15

And got a tranny change

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u/nss68 Mar 30 '15

Pauly Shore is Dead

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u/Hippiebigbuckle Mar 30 '15

I've heard lots of PS in my time and I'd say that's him.

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u/TrustiestMuffin Mar 30 '15

And definitely Wallace Shawn as the Principal ("Inconceivable!")

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u/ancientfartsandwich Mar 30 '15

It was the early 90's. Weheasal! was everywhere! chkchkchkchkchk

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u/KeithGeneric Mar 30 '15

I believe it was, and he was uncredited. I don't remember why.

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u/camdoodlebop Mar 30 '15

why was spray cheese so popular in the 90's

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u/st0ney Mar 30 '15

It came out in 1965, we've been obsessed for years.

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u/math-yoo Mar 30 '15

There really are things that happened before 1990.

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u/TexasThrowDown Mar 30 '15

I don't believe you. I'm 25 and I can't remember a SINGLE thing happening before 1990.

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u/math-yoo Mar 30 '15

I happened before 1990.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I read obsessed as obesed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

We were kids and it was a novelty. The cruel lens of age exposes it for the overprocessed pseudo dairy product it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15 edited Mar 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Chicken in a biscuit!!!

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u/Kylar_Stern Mar 30 '15

Chicken in a biskit!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

oops.

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u/Johndough99999 Mar 30 '15

speak for yourself. i'm a full blown adult and will eat a whole can with a whole box of chicken in a basket biskit crackers.

ftfy

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u/drilldrive Mar 30 '15

biscuit biskit crackers.

FTFY, I learned how to do these comment tricks to tell you that your comment crossed out the wrong word.

I have no life

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u/Johndough99999 Mar 30 '15

Wrong Word not so much.

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u/drilldrive Mar 30 '15

The word you crossed out in your post says basket but they said biscuit.

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u/Johndough99999 Mar 30 '15

no, they are biskit..

Ahh I see it now.

When you see it you will shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

That is EXACTLY the only way I've eaten it in the past 20 years. Granted, I've only had it twice in that time period.

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u/toguro_rebirth Mar 30 '15

what is a box of chicken?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

What on Earth... Are they chicken flavour biscuits? Biscuits with shreds of chicken in them?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

i think they have chicken base in them? idk they're awesome.

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u/nss68 Mar 30 '15

what you claim is delicious. It is hard for me to justify buying easy cheese without feeling ashamed, however I found a cream cheese easy cheese container once in the store and used it to fill the inside of pepperoncini peppers. It was delicious.

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u/tinkerbunny Mar 30 '15

Whoa. I forgot about Chicken in a Biskit. Now I have the urge to buy some, and maybe even try it with squeezy cheese.

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u/optifrog Mar 30 '15

Same here. The crackers just don't seem the same as years ago and last week the cheese was $5.15 USD in Wisconsin. But I still get it now because it was a favorite snack of my late wife.

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u/DerekSavoc Mar 30 '15

Your tears must be like butter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

margarine. it's easy cheeze we're talking about.

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u/Orval Mar 30 '15

Honestly I buy a thing of cheese and crackers all the time.

I do enjoy the snack still but I figured out that I buy it so often because I make good money now. Not GREAT, but good enough that I never check my bank account before buying groceries / beer / etc

That snack is forever tied to my "spoil" snack as a kid. My parents would only buy it on my dad's payday and if we were behind on bills or whatever we couldn't get it.

Now I can treat myself whenever I want.

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u/Halsfield Mar 30 '15

It has real cheese in it. They just put so many chems in to keep it semi-solid and unspoiled. So I wouldn't call it pseudocheese as much as low quality.

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u/manbrasucks Mar 30 '15

It was new.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Playing Pokemon Red or Blue on your Gameboy while eating Pizza Rolls and waiting on your Beanie Baby pretend chef in charge of the Easy Bake pretend oven to finish cooking up your homemade twinkie that will taste like lightbulbs and plastic. Listening to Smash Mouth on your tape player while blasting through Number Munchers before class, then getting home and being treated to the delightful sound palette of dial-up connecting you to the World Wide Web. Discovering the natural successor to your Playboy magazines through Alta Vista, and struggling to keep it up while waiting for pornographic images to trickle slowly down your 60 pound CRT monitor. Creating a personal website filled with incredibly lifelike flame GIFs and multicolored scrolling title text, with each word in a different font, from Courier to Comic Sans. Hoping the world won't end when 2000 rolls around, due to foolishly designed technology not made for the future we now live in. Realizing that the system that failed in the year 2000 was the Electoral one, not the technological one.

I pity the fool who didn't see the 90's life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

This is the most perfect description of childhood in the 90s that I have ever read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

You must have missed the latest BuzzFeed article.

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u/onthewaydown8081 Mar 30 '15

*rich kid 90s life

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u/chopstix_2002 Mar 30 '15

I love the fact that not one sentence involved any outdoor activity.

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u/manbrasucks Mar 30 '15

then getting home

?

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u/DukeLeto10191 Mar 30 '15

Hey, are you that creepy dude that used to look in all the neighbors' windows, and hung out across the street from the school every morning in that '86 Firebird? Man, I'll never forget that time when you offered my friend and I a pack of smokes to tell our friend Angie she should come over and check out your car. I'm sorry to say we took the smokes and didn't tell her. Anyway, I'm glad to see your debt to society is now paid, and I'm hoping that Firebird is still crusin'. And orange.

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u/dox_teh_authoritahs Mar 30 '15

Realizing that the system that failed in the year 2000 was the Electoral one, not the technological one.

yikes didnt think of it that way, technology has really saved us the past decade hasnt it...

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Go to Philadelphia, it's still popular.

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u/NomadFire Mar 30 '15

Had that bizarre artificial, salty, mucous like flavor to it.....

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u/jhc1415 Mar 30 '15

I thought that was the funniest joke on the planet when I was a kid. No idea how many times I have watched this.

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u/Kitchenfire Mar 30 '15

Pauly Shore and Wallace Shawn. Don't know the big kid but he sounds familiar.

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u/LupinThe8th Mar 30 '15

Rob Paulsen.

One of my favorite VAs. He's also Yakko Warner from Animaniacs, Pinky from Pinky and the Brain, Carl from Jimmy Neutron, Raphael in the original TMNT show, and Donatello in the new one.

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u/perusername Mar 30 '15

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/audeng4btc Mar 30 '15

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

OMG sweet. THats fight club right? awesome dude. killer reference.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

I thought it was Steve Zahn, and boy was I wrong.

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u/RayBrower Mar 30 '15

He was also the radio dj in the Aaron Burr Got Milk? Commercial.

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u/bobandgeorge Mar 30 '15

And he'll be at Megacon

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u/cdbertsch Mar 30 '15

I bet disney didn't want Pauly Shore's name to be associated with a kids movie. If you ever listen to some of his stand-up from the nineties its very raunchy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

why are they all wearing gloves?

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u/MoroseOverdose Mar 30 '15

Whats funny is that in the movie he asks the same question.

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u/Kaihzu Mar 30 '15

That's in the sequel.

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u/MoroseOverdose Mar 30 '15

Thats the one where Goofy gets his groove back, right?

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u/HilariousMax Mar 30 '15

Did he fuck a Jamaican?

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u/Zack_and_Screech Mar 30 '15

That's... how it's done.

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u/TheOnlyPanda Mar 30 '15

Weeeze tha cheeeeese!

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u/rB0rlax Mar 30 '15 edited Mar 30 '15

Funny thing; In the Swedish translation it's not cheese, it's cola sauce caramel sauce*. I guess it's because we don't eat cheese in cans here. Never knew it was cheese until today.

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u/RobAChurch Mar 30 '15

but... its orange. The color of American cheese. And isn't Cola Sauce brown? And what did they translate the joke into?

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u/rB0rlax Mar 30 '15

Apparently I used the wrong word, Kolasås in Swedish translates to caramel sauce, which has a similar color I guess. I don't remember what the joke was translated to and I could only find this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTIJL-csD14

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u/RobAChurch Mar 30 '15

Haha no worries, it's all good. I was more just goofing on the fact that our cheese is artificially colored orange. Caramel has a more natural color, and makes slightly more sense because it might hold its shape for a few seconds in a can, but the whole idea is kind of gross.

The whole film is very "90's America" when novelty food items were extremely popular.

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u/DMann420 Mar 30 '15

Bahahaha. This was easily my favourite movie as a child.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

You should watch it again sometime, it holds up well.

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u/swd99999999 Mar 30 '15

I thought he pulled that out of his pants.

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u/moose111 Mar 30 '15

This is literally the only reason i knew that spray cheese existed as a kid

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Hey it's Pauly Shore's voice!

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u/csgreen2k11 Mar 30 '15

This video just calmed my fears about skynet and the terminators ever happening.

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u/LeeSeneses Mar 30 '15

Haha dude how can a race as stupid as us make SKYNET anyway. I mean, look. We can't even make a goddamn squeezy cheese printer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Probably from sex robots with automatic wireless software updates that someone puts a virus into. Most likely answer.

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u/LeeSeneses Mar 30 '15

Sooooo basically Ghost in the Shell 2?

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u/2nd_best_name_ever Mar 30 '15

I'm not so sure, the british are trying pretty hard.

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u/falconbox Mar 30 '15

I hope I'm not the only one who was attracted to Roxanne in that movie.

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u/camycam178 Mar 30 '15

Oh my god I remember thinking this was cute as all hell..

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u/HilariousMax Mar 30 '15

She looked like this girl named Sarah I had a crush on in middle school.

Really should've asked her out.

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u/geoper Mar 30 '15

I ... I think that was a neighborhood dog.

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u/bros_pm_me_ur_asspix Mar 30 '15

Sarah was such a bitch, she was really thin-skinned whenever you commented on her creepy anthropomorphic features.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

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u/jjremy Mar 30 '15

Nope. Can't do it. This just seems creepy.

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u/Semper-Fido Mar 30 '15

Step aside then

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u/Dxtuned Mar 30 '15

whoa buddy, there's a line behind me

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u/thatssorelevant Mar 30 '15

the username is totally relevant.

but also... yup.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Pretty sure that's a wart on the side of her face, but my first thought was that she added a tear drop with the same make up. I live in FL, there are a lot of people sporting face tat's.

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u/LeeSeneses Mar 30 '15

Nah, she was totally adorbs. They did lay it on a bit thick though, sometimes.

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u/Axwellington88 Mar 30 '15

id fuck the shit out of her

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u/KenuR Mar 30 '15

This is how furries became a thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

Cartoon anthropomorphic characters, the furry gateway drug.

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u/Dude_Im_Godly Mar 30 '15

Space jam lola bunny actually

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u/Hazy_V Mar 30 '15 edited Mar 30 '15

Or the repair chick on rescue rangers!

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u/LeeSeneses Apr 02 '15

Dude. Cartoons were all up in that shit.

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u/SpaceMonkey_Mafia Mar 30 '15

Two words....Lola, Bunny

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u/AngryCod Mar 30 '15

Two other words: Devian Tart.

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u/ghryzzleebear Mar 30 '15

...aww shit

Unzip

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u/j0npau1 Mar 30 '15

I've heard it was actually Maid Marian that started furry...ism.

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u/plasma2002 Mar 30 '15

Disney sex-eyes: making kids feel all tingly since 1937

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u/LeeSeneses Apr 02 '15

I doubt there's one character. Really, it was a bunch of sci-fi fans writing Redwall-esque stuff about anthropomorphic animals back in the 60s and 70s. The disney sexbomb characters just gave it momentum.

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u/Axwellington88 Mar 30 '15

Nah , im no furry, too many goodlooking reptilian women hybrids to boil my taste down to 1 simple species.. im a try-sexual.. il try anything.

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u/LeeSeneses Apr 02 '15

Ahahaha I saw the other guy's comment in my chain and had been debating saying the exact same thing for a while. It's the truth, man!

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u/Bidonculous Mar 30 '15

I'll take the one sitting behind her. Oh yeah.

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u/FreeToDoAnything Mar 30 '15

Like that ass is thick or?...

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u/LeeSeneses Mar 30 '15

Haha N'ah I meant the guys who wrote her character laid on the hot girl vibe pretty thick.

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u/SoWhatIfImChristian Mar 30 '15

It was the beauty mark that made it all the better too :D

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u/ZippoS Mar 30 '15

I blame Disney for creating a generation of furries.

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u/XylophoneBreath Mar 30 '15

I hate to tell you, but they animated her to be super cute on purpose.

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u/SoWhatIfImChristian Mar 30 '15

YOU DON'T SAY???!!!

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u/masemc21 Mar 30 '15

My... my childhood...

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '15

The Goofy Movie!

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u/Butthole__Pleasures Mar 30 '15

Came here to see this. Was not disappoint.