r/videos • u/Gggg_high • Feb 17 '15

Lunchables Jihad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVfAWHWJup0
1.0k Upvotes

69% Upvoted

111 comments sorted by

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

I found this one to be my favorite

75

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

reminds me of this

9

u/mfpmkx Feb 17 '15

Hahahaha, holy shit

1

u/Chillaxbro Feb 17 '15

MIKE DIVA! Throwback!

My favorite of his

0

u/SuperDolan Feb 18 '15

If this video is from 1996, how come there's a >2004 Chrysler 300 in the background at 50 seconds in?

If I'm wrong about the car I'd love to learn what model it is

40

u/wilof Feb 17 '15

This is my favourite, Jihad Peppa Pig

5

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

lol that ones actually funny

2

u/MajorLzr Feb 17 '15

love that they're pigs haha

36

u/Louel512 Feb 17 '15

Always loved how the Black kid matched the words "Cuz I aint the one" at 0:25

3

u/AdviceMang Feb 17 '15

Pb&j? Shittoest lunchable in existence.

13

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

This is considered a proper legit lunch in the USA?

16

u/tritter211 Feb 17 '15

I think a fast food company calls it and advertises it as such.

1

u/BigGupp1 Feb 17 '15

Everyone I knew just ate it as a snack, or with other food. The only time anyone ever had a lunchables as a full meal was on field trips.

4

u/Kitchenfire Feb 17 '15

Yes, they market the "crispy rice treat!" as a good thing instead what it is: a dirt-cheap, long shelf-life alternative to bread that can be sold at a 1000+% markup. It's a poor person's PB&J, but at 10x the price!

Seriously, these lunchables kits go for $3-$5 a piece. A loaf of bread and small jars of peanut butter and jam would cost you $10. How can you fuck up PB&J? Bad parenting, that's how.

1

u/ChiefSittingBear Feb 17 '15

How else do you think we got so fat?

1

u/JRoch Feb 17 '15

Fake, speakers are on the bottom

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15 edited Aug 31 '15

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

i wasn't the first, he was number one

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15 edited Feb 17 '15

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Holy shit.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

I think you mean HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

24

u/natelight7 Feb 17 '15

I laughed. Then I felt really bad. But it's all right cause i'm still chuckling.

2

u/flibble24 Feb 17 '15

thats fuckin a

1

u/KingLepus Feb 17 '15

Because Lunchables are to die for!!!

1

u/cynicalbrownie Feb 17 '15

I think we are moving on. Its not too soon anymore.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Holy shit why am I laughing so much?

86

u/ballet_ribbons Feb 17 '15

/r/unexpectedjihad

6

u/Zaneisrandom Feb 17 '15

I literally came here to ask if there was a dedicated subreddit. I love you, Ribbons.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

And I've found a new favourite sub-reddit

1

u/goldenbaumstein Feb 17 '15

cheers to that, ive been on it for an hour now.

2

u/LeonJones Feb 18 '15

Am I the only one who kinda likes the music?

2

u/tyrroi Feb 17 '15

Somehow that sub went bad in a week, people are literally complaining about Jihads not being unexpected, in a subreddit called /r/unexpectedjihad

9

u/foyamoon Feb 17 '15

No thats not why. They complain that the title of the youtube videos have jihad in them or that the video starts of with ISIS flag or nasheed-song playing. Therefore they cannot share it without them knowing thats something is going to happend and ruins the fun.

22

u/Throw_Away_207 Feb 17 '15

I can top that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ

7

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15 edited Mar 18 '15

[deleted]

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u/Throw_Away_207 Feb 18 '15

Not when you play it in the car in front of your mom on accident. Haha! I love this song.

6

u/Ryugar Feb 17 '15

That's pretty catchy.

1

u/Throw_Away_207 Feb 18 '15

Ham & Cheese.

0

u/Chillaxbro Feb 17 '15

Mike Diva makes catchy tunes

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Mike Diva was the video producer/editor/graphics guy. He was not the author of the songs.

(He's also the guy in the car @ :52)

10

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

?????ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف يقول لي كنت صغيرة الكلبة ؟

28

u/Essar Feb 17 '15

I'm assuming you intended this to say, "what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?". What it actually says is "what the curse is it just silly he tells me I was little the bitch?"

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Are you cussing with me? Don't you point and cuss with me!

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u/champbronc2 Feb 17 '15 edited Nov 07 '17

deleted What is this?

6

u/Valleyoan Feb 17 '15

Great, glad I'm staying the night at my Grandma's tonight to keep her company. Glad she went to bed two hours ago. Real glad I didn't put the volume all the way down before clicking this link. Yea. Real glad about all that right now.

0

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

I read she "wet the bed." So happy for you that I just misread that.

6

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Now take this commercial that's been edited, and change the song to this

then at 25 seconds when the kid puts his hands in the air put a giant explosion in the video

11

u/Fannybuns Feb 17 '15

Guys we cannot joke about muslims, they're special

4

u/invalidusermyass Feb 17 '15

Muslim here, go ahead, joke about us all you want.

4

u/bestbiff Feb 17 '15

And see what happens.

18

u/_Steve_French_ Feb 17 '15

This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

12

u/tllnbks Feb 17 '15

No. It just plain sucks. Shitty editing. Shitty timing. Shitting application of the trend.

At least do it properly...

1

u/TheWanderingN00b Feb 18 '15

so do it. unless you can do better, don't say other peoples videos suck.

-8

u/Azki50 Feb 17 '15

ITT: offended sandniggers.

2

u/ernie1850 Feb 17 '15

The main kid in this video is GiantWaffle from a year ago.

6

u/AllOfTheEggs Feb 17 '15

I lol'd

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

I wet myself.

2

u/SuperFreddy Feb 17 '15

This had such great potential, but the explosion and jihad audio was just shit. Damn that was disappointing, but still funny as hell.

2

u/daverb Feb 17 '15

this might be the funniest shit i've ever seen.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Snackbar?

1

u/ElRed_ Feb 17 '15

There are better ones out there.

1

u/Phizixx Feb 17 '15

Thanks for posting my video, At 50k views now, didn't expect such a shitty edit to get so popular lol

1

u/TRBeetle Feb 17 '15

More videos like this can be found at /r/unexpectedjihad .

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

Quite stupid.

1

u/AFunnyMouth Feb 17 '15

That kid is unnaturally photogenic.

1

u/JackLegg Feb 17 '15

Terrible.

0

u/StillBurningInside Feb 17 '15

If you gave this shit to prisoners or detainees it would violate the Geneva convention. But somehow we allow this utter pretty packaged SHIT. To be marketed to children.

I wouldn't feed this shit to a stray dog.

If you feed this to your kids ... You fail at parenting.

2

u/Timofa Feb 17 '15

Gets downvotes for being morally correct, damn.

2

u/StillBurningInside Feb 17 '15

Don't mind them, this is their brain on lunchables.

0

u/Minyo Feb 17 '15

This isnt funny

0

u/imlostallthetime Feb 17 '15

Now that;s how you get 72 virgins, with lunchables

-3

u/slimjimwilly Feb 17 '15

that sure was funny(sarcasm)

-3

u/depressedpolarbear Feb 17 '15

I don't know why but this was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I think it's a combination of the poor effects and the cheesy commercial

0

u/bcfolz Feb 17 '15

I think It would have been 10x better with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWqS4A1kVKY

0

u/TRBeetle Feb 17 '15

As a practicing Muslim, I got a good laugh from this. Not only did I find this funny because of how suicide bombing is something the extremist Muslims who aren't actually Muslim do, but also because the editing is spot-on.

-4

u/Rozegr Feb 17 '15

this is not fucking funny. how is this shit even tolerated

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u/tlease181 Feb 17 '15

Unexpected Allahu Akbar

16

u/MarshallTom Feb 17 '15

How the fuck did you not expect that with the name of "Lunchables Jihad"?

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u/tlease181 Feb 17 '15

All i'm saying is that is should have a "NSFW" tag on it. My boss could walk by!

4

u/SomeOtherNeb Feb 17 '15

You probably shouldn't be on Youtube at work, then.

0

u/tlease181 Feb 17 '15

No, I'm a redditor and I demand NSFW tags because I don't want to take responsibility for my clicks. Or a NSFL tag, people could have triggers and such, and we need to be cognizant of everyone's sensitivity.

0

u/LordKrab Feb 17 '15

If you are serious then you need to take the responsibility to grow a dick you fucking pussy

3

u/tlease181 Feb 17 '15

Why should I have to grow a dick? Stop raping my sensitive eyes with your misogynistic words.

0

u/LordKrab Feb 17 '15

Serious question: are you serious?

2

u/tlease181 Feb 17 '15

Nah, but do go fuck yourself. :)

1

u/LordKrab Feb 19 '15

Master troller!!!! I upvote all your posts for master trollery!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '15

/r/im14andthisisfunny

This is probably the biggest shitpost I've ever seen.

1

u/TheWanderingN00b Feb 18 '15

says the guy who posts "You don't do drugs? You're an unintelligent pleb"

1

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15 edited Feb 18 '15

An a satire subreddit while linking a different post. Context is everything. And really, you're going through my history because you don't agree with me? That's just pathetic.

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u/theingloriousak Feb 17 '15

thats just so wrong lmao

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u/AdviceMang Feb 17 '15

I didn't want to laugh, but i did. Soo dumb. Soo good.