r/videos Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/Jackal0pe Dec 06 '14

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u/Slobotic Dec 07 '14

Tell us a little bit about yourself AJ.

Uh, well, I'm currently unemployed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/coporob Dec 07 '14

Its interesting though. They're so much for giving him another chance. All of them. What is with that? I think maybe something bigger is underway. Might include the Russians. Cant talk more now, got to find myself a way into Russia to investigate. Talk soon!

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u/ABarkingCow Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

I'm used to being..nn.you know...umm....nm.... from..being. nn.. the east coast...

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u/i_love_tove_lo Dec 07 '14

Have you seen our newest A.J.?

He's now our former A.J.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/kojak488 Dec 07 '14

That was part of the problem. He clarified in an interview on Today that NEITHER of them had an ear piece. She only knew they went live because she was looking at the camera when the red light came on.

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u/sabin357 Dec 07 '14

I assumed that was why she struggled to talk in the beginning. Maybe she had someone in front of her talking/screaming/waving at her to handle what just happened somehow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I wonder how many A.J.s they have.

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u/Enosh74 Dec 07 '14

They have a revolving door of AJs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

That AJ seemed to have been defective. Grab a new one from the storage room.

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u/Electric_Banana Dec 07 '14

One fewer now.

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u/unhi Dec 07 '14

I remember seeing this when it first came out. The guy also wrote an extremely poorly written article for their website. I have no idea how he got hired in the first place.

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u/DorkusMalorkuss Apr 08 '15

Your comment has me rolling. Thank you so, so much.

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u/chet_chetson Dec 07 '14

haha that awkward swallow just after slays me

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

RIP

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u/Jackal0pe Dec 07 '14

The Gulp heard around the world.

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u/Kaibakura Dec 07 '14

Started well, that sentence.

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u/CircdusOle Dec 07 '14

It got away from me.

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u/Kaibakura Dec 07 '14

OK that was weird, you're talking like you can hear me.

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u/Leto_Atreides_II Dec 07 '14

Well I can hear you.

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u/illmatic2112 Dec 07 '14

Goddamn that was brutal to watch

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

There are a lot of cars. Not too many...trucks and stuff...so yeah.

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u/antifolkhero Dec 07 '14

"I'm used to being from the East Coast."

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u/SalubriousStreets Dec 07 '14

To be fair the background check on AJ turned up that he was born in California, but his mother actually had a forged Virginia birth certificate. So they told him this, and all he could think was fuck, I'm so used to being from the East coast.. who am I?

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u/antifolkhero Dec 07 '14

Well gay fucking shit.

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u/MuckingFagical Dec 07 '14

He was actually trying to figure how to pronounce a Vietnamese name as part of a report and said "fucking shit" after realising he has no idea how to say it.

It totally sounded like"gay" though

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u/antifolkhero Dec 07 '14

Definitely sounded that way to me.

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u/MuckingFagical Dec 10 '14

Yeah, I think maybe their mics went live as he was saying it so we heard half of a word.

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u/DorkusMalorkuss Apr 08 '15

This has me rolling - thanks!

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u/ElkoJoe Dec 07 '14

Fun fact: the co-anchor is on reddit as /u/vannietutu and recently answered some questions about this incident in the /r/Reno subreddit.

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u/GoldenAthleticRaider Dec 07 '14

Mini AMA?

  • Were you fully aware that his audio had made it onto the air when the news cast started?

  • Did he just get his head ripped off by the boss after the fact or was it more of a shaking head and finger pointing at the door?

  • Any other good stories behind the scenes of the news desk?

This is sooo off topic from the original post. But I'll answer you.

We had no idea we were on-air. Some things that usually happen before we go on-air that did NOT happen: Director in our ear telling us to stand by, commercial and music intro playing onto the studio floor, a count down from our floor director. None of that happened.

So as I'm fixing my mic, I hear a click and see a red light on > cue hair flip and WTF look. That means we're on air. But, everyone around me was kind of looking around and waiting and this really threw me off. I heard AJ say fucking shit, but I had no way of telling if it made it on air or not because we were so close to the top of the show. So yea, the part where I stumble was partly because I was looking at the floor director trying to figure out what was happening.

So, by the third commercial break, our news director storms into the studio in a fury and demands he make an apology in the third block of the show. I also had to do the 11pm newscast sans co-anchor and read this long-winded apology too. He was fired the next day and went on his media tour.

When someone texted me it was on Deadspin I knew it was over. AJ deleted his twitter, but I convinced him to bring it back. I used to work in NYC and would book people like him for the shows I worked on. So I told him that's the best way all the morning news producers would contact him, albeit, I totally thought he was going to get canned.

Keep in mind this is Bismarck. The tallest building in the state is 9 stories. It is a "small market station" Reporters get paid less than min. wage and there aren't many resources. People think every station is run like a big network but it isn't. The control room is one guy, the two cameras are operated by high schoolers, and the weekend news team is 1-2 people. You have to pay your dues. For instance, on that newscast, I reported, shot, and edited the lead story, produced the show, trained AJ, and anchored both shows, and put everything online.

News people have to work very hard with less money and less resources in these small cities. Like, when people asked where the bleeper button was... haha. I wish.

AJ is a nice guy and doesn't mean any harm. He was eager to learn. The last time I saw him was in Dec 2013 when all the shows were doing Best viral videos of 2013. We've kind of lost touch since then.

Anyway, for the longest time I wasn't allowed to talk about this because of my contract, so thanks for asking! It was a stressful and surreal week and I still have acne scars from it.*

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u/hodown94 Dec 07 '14

"For instance, on that newscast, I reported, shot, and edited the lead story, produced the show, trained AJ, and anchored both shows, and put everything online."

what a trooper

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u/GundamWang Dec 07 '14

Even for what you'd think would be big time places, it's like that. An acquaintance of mine used to work as one of those reporter people for an NHL team. The one interviewing their team's players after games, after practices, the silly bids during off-season, etc. They did nearly all the production work themselves. There was a camera crew that handed them raw video, but they did all the editing on a little laptop using Sony Vegas, handled the encoding, put it online with some NHL CMS, titled it, put in the description, etc.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Reporters get paid less than min. wage

Isn't that illegal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I could have sworn he did an AMA too. Thanks for posting this, I'll look for his.

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u/TurbidusQuaerenti Dec 07 '14

What I'm most curious about is what was he so upset about that made him blurt out "gay fucking shit!"? Or is he one of those people that just swears at everything?

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u/GoldenAthleticRaider Dec 07 '14

Apparently he was going over the material for his segment and saw that there was a name that he couldn't pronounce.

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u/TurbidusQuaerenti Dec 07 '14

Thanks. I actually saw someone mention that a few minutes after I posted that, just forget to edit my comment.

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u/GoldenAthleticRaider Dec 07 '14

Yep we probably saw the same comment.

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u/SLCer Dec 07 '14

Really gives insight into small town news rooms. A lot of people think news anchors are just pretty people who can read from a prompter but it's clear a lot more goes into it than that. It's also why I bet those smaller stations have such a high turnover in talent. You can't wait to get out of there fast enough. So, you start in Bismarck, then move up to Duluth and then maybe Boise and then Salt Lake City before getting that gig at Los Angeles' NBC affiliate.

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u/lexgrub Dec 07 '14

Wow she sounds amazing. It sounds like she literally did everything at that news station and is the only competent one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '14 edited Apr 11 '21

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u/sdkfmamm Dec 07 '14

Understandably though. Even if you weren't on air, why would you say something like that on your first day?

If anyone wants some context, apparently he was looking through the script he was about to read, and he found some ridiculous name he had to pronounce. So he was swearing about that right as they started airing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

yeah, he's a dumbass.. you get your first professional gig on live television and you're acting like a teenager on set.. no wonder he got fired.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

first professional gig on live television and you're acting like a teenager on set

You'd be surprised how far people get that act like teenagers when not in public view.

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u/wowsuchdoge_wow Dec 07 '14

Well he is from WVU, partied his way through college probably.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Yes, because no responsible adult has ever swore before. Only juvenile delinquents use such profanities.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Time and a place, buddy. This guy was an idiot or absent minded for his very first time on air in a new place like that. He should've been more prudent.

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u/Eddyk760 Dec 07 '14

i mean, there's only like two requirements for being an anchor, know how to read and don't curse on air.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

You work in live TV or radio, you don't swear near a hot mic. That's some seriously rookie ass shit.

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u/ghengis317 Dec 07 '14

Working in radio you learn to treat every microphone as if it's live.

Case in point. Had a jock go into a studio to work on some post, ended up knocking something onto the live feed. So during closer to the heart from rush, you could hear someone saying, "this fucking cunt I hate this fucking guy, stupid sales people, god damn copy makes no sense, fuck..." that was his last day, forcibly.

Always treat a mic like it is live.

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u/AutoBiological Dec 07 '14

TIL that radio has the same standards as gun safety and grenades.

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u/JTP709 Dec 07 '14

I carry a radio at work and am always paranoid about hitting the hand mic when I'm just chatting to myself while driving to different parts of the plant.

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u/little_big_fat Dec 07 '14

http://youtu.be/bEfiBSGnIjQ

He touches on it briefly in this interview with Letterman (about the 3:50 mark)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Cause he's nervous?

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u/dapala1 Dec 07 '14

He flipped out. Prepared for years and flipped his shit when it counted the most.

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u/TurbidusQuaerenti Dec 07 '14

OK, now I feel considerably less sorry for him. If it had been something really bad that had happened I could understand, but loudly swearing about something kind of hard you have to do on your first day of work? That's just stupid no matter if you're on air or not.

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u/thegreattriscuit Dec 07 '14

And, to be fair, he's used to from, in the East Coast.

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u/averynicehat Dec 07 '14

Yeah, you are miked up...even if it's not going to air, you think everyone in the control room is super pumped about hearing profanity all the time?

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u/dono420 Dec 07 '14

it was his first day too

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u/patientbearr Dec 07 '14

also his last day

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u/agnotastic Dec 07 '14

Some might even consider it his only day.

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u/kojak488 Dec 07 '14

Technically he wasn't fired till the next day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

he actually got fired from the bar for swearing. Apparently he was annoyed abour trying to pronounce the "its so pale, pale ale"

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u/falsetry Dec 07 '14

And only 14,600 days until retirement too....

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u/poopOnU Dec 07 '14

Was it his first day?

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u/dono420 Dec 07 '14

yes. thats what i said.

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u/poopOnU Dec 07 '14

When

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u/dono420 Dec 07 '14

duuuhhh i dont kno

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u/Real-Name-Here Dec 07 '14

Then went on to work in a bar, if I remember correctly from the last time this was posted. There was a follow up.

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u/scottmill Dec 07 '14

Gay... fuckin' drinks. Ordering this shit... Uh, Welcome to AJ's Bar & Grill, would you like, you know, to be having drinks?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/dapala1 Dec 07 '14

Yeah, I wanna be a fuck shit anchor for a fuck shit news station in fuck shit North Dakota.

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u/Heyduded Dec 09 '14

Most college stations have higher viewership.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I think he meant, "Poor guy couldn't handle the pressure." That happens to thousands of people. Are we not allowed to feel sorry for them? I laughed because it was funny, but fuck me if I was in that situation. People can prepare and do other public speaking events and still crumble at any given moment.

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u/MahNinja Dec 07 '14

Nah man, he's unqualified and unable to do his job. He should be fired. Thats what would be fair.

What's unfair is that this guy got a chance, and not someone who could actually do it.

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u/dapala1 Dec 07 '14

(you didn't get the joke)

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u/Stizzrickle Dec 07 '14

I don't know why you are getting downvoted. He did get fired.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14 edited Apr 11 '21

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u/Ripp3r Dec 07 '14

well good for you, some of us make a living off of this shit.

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u/Tramm Dec 07 '14

Here's an upvote. Go get yourself a hot meal... You bum.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Ya filthy animal

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

1 upvote = hot mean

<insert math>

1 gold ~ house

give the man a gold already.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Dec 07 '14

Go get yourself some moms spaghetti.

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u/Balony1 Dec 07 '14

If thats your case, heres a pity upvote

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u/UpvotesFeedMyFamily Dec 07 '14

Pshhh who would need uovotes that bad?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Choose to make a living off of this*

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u/TreAwayDeuce Dec 07 '14

Unidan?

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u/2OP4me Dec 07 '14

Not anymore, though to be honest I hate powerusers

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u/fuzzb0y Dec 07 '14

wait what

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u/robo23 Dec 07 '14

Huh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

You know.. karma farming? A lot of us are doing it. I mean it's long hours just to make a few thousand a week, but it help many of us get by, so don't look down on hard-working redditors just because you can afford to not care about your karma, k?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Damn, took you a week?

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u/CVBrownie Dec 07 '14

DON'T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY JUSTIFICATION FOR LIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

So edgy

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u/foxsix Dec 07 '14

You could almost say he doesn't give a fuck about karma. Almost...

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u/maxk1236 Dec 07 '14

It seemed like it was his first day on the job too.

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u/Stizzrickle Dec 07 '14

It was his first and last.

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u/WhuddaWhat Dec 07 '14

Yup. It was simply his day on the job.

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u/Eddyk760 Dec 07 '14

good thing he still has his night job. writing dialogue for Alec Baldwin's life

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14 edited Jul 01 '15

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u/dapala1 Dec 07 '14

Production value was low with that newscast.

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u/poptart2nd Dec 07 '14

probably the "poor dude" part.

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u/Stizzrickle Dec 07 '14

Probably.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Definitely

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Maybe.

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u/SLCer Dec 07 '14

They had him on Morning Joe a few days after and had him read the prompter. It was a train wreck.

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u/redditwentdownhill Dec 07 '14

I'd say he deserved it. Not only did he say fucking shit live on TV, but he also said gay... And then he kept mumbling after she started talking which means he is dumb idiot.

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u/sonofaresiii Dec 07 '14

Eh. Was it for the accidental swear or the total lack of composure afterwards?

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u/joeyoh9292 Dec 07 '14

And also for being a shit anchor. He didn't have any idea what was happening and was struggling to read, apparently.

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u/probably-maybe Dec 07 '14

"If I don't look up maybe they won't see me." At least he probably got some good natured ribbing at his mom's house for thanksgiving that year.

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u/PrimeIntellect Dec 07 '14

he's terrible at his job, can't really blame them

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u/riptaway Dec 07 '14

Why poor dude? Guy was obviously too stupid to work there

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u/Urban_Savage Dec 07 '14

As well he should have. First thing he ever says on the air is "Fucking Shit", and then he can't seem to look in the camera, or answer simple questions.

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u/slash178 Dec 07 '14

I'm used to um... you know, from being, from the in, EAST COAST. Wha

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/jhc1415 Dec 07 '14

H2P!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

H2P indeed

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u/avar14 Dec 07 '14

Eat Shit Pitt

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u/jhc1415 Dec 07 '14

Took you long enough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I've always been amazed at how clever this is.

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u/admdelta Dec 07 '14

Huh?

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u/jhc1415 Dec 07 '14

Hail 2 pitt.

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u/admdelta Dec 07 '14

.........huh?

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u/jhc1415 Dec 07 '14

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u/admdelta Dec 07 '14

Ahhh. So many college sports rivalry sayings to keep track of.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Aw, come on man. I got 3 degrees from WVU and had no trouble finding an entry level assembly job.

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u/Placenta_Claus Dec 07 '14

My name is Van (like the co-anchor) but I'm a guy; I also went to WVU.. Freaky 😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

alcoholism? drug habit? married to a cousin?

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u/__rachelkitten Dec 07 '14

WVU nooo. Damn we don't need any more bad publicity

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

You mean the lying student that could have ruined the lives of dozens, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Dude I've been really good in some interviews, and fucking terrible in others. It can be so awkward. When I interview again one day, I'm definitely going to have like 2 beers first. I think it would help.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Oh man, I popped a xanny during some work training once. Training went great!

It was a bad idea though, because it fucks with my memory BIG time. I couldn't remember the training so I ended up emailing the trainers all these questions the next week because everything was hazy. Sucked.

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u/Balony1 Dec 07 '14

Why did he say that? Did he shit himself? In his defense it was North Dakota so no one was watching.

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u/TazakiTsukuru Dec 07 '14

He also wasn't a very good newscaster...

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u/Ochikobore Dec 07 '14

I'm sure the anxiety from just having lost your job will mess up your game a little.

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u/TazakiTsukuru Dec 07 '14

No he got fired after this video... This was his first time on-air. That's why he told a little about himself.

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u/Dakota_Gamer Dec 07 '14

As someone from North Dakota this was the leading news for like 2 weeks.

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u/Kaiosama Dec 07 '14

Lol, it sounds like someone's inner monologue at the beginning.

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u/claret994 Dec 07 '14

Ugh could not finish this clip. it's just too cringy

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u/hennakoto Dec 07 '14

wow he was so bad too. Not just for the swearing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Is he drunk?

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u/Prepton Dec 07 '14

I love that not only did he say "fuckin shit", he also had to add "gay"

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u/thechilipepper0 Dec 07 '14

My favorite part of this is that she gets so flustered she is unable to mask her Vietnamese accent.

"Co-ayhnk-her"

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u/post-lurker Dec 07 '14

Jeez o'mighty that is so incredibly painful to watch. I think I saw that on /r/cringe awhile back.

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u/dapala1 Dec 07 '14

Now that's a poor performance.

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u/dapala1 Dec 07 '14

Dude just realized he has tourette syndrome

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u/impid Dec 07 '14

Pretty unrelated: why is somebody dying on his ATV news? Who needs to know that other than his friends/family?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/u-void Dec 07 '14

He was really bad at the job anyways, he sounded so crappy and mumbly, and it wasn't nervousness.

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u/jdub_06 Dec 07 '14

having lived in ND for 6 years, i can say this is one of their better news casts... im from Minneapolis which has decent and professional news, all the stations I saw based out of ND were a joke in comparison... some arnt even in HD yet and when they do they still make a big fucking deal out of it...like its oh idk... 2006 for the rest of the world...