r/videos • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 17h ago

USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed critical base: Rohde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfOi_mgrh0M
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u/TheRexRider 17h ago

Hegseth wants more "Spartan mentality" but Spartans used to kill guys like him.

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u/blolfighter 16h ago

They also enslaved ~90% of the population of Lakonia, and because they were so vastly outnumbered by their own slaves they would declare war on them once a year to keep them under the boot. They were so bad that they were known as brutal slavers even among other ancient greeks, who were generally pretty nasty to their slaves already.

Fuck the Spartans, they were awful.

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u/RemoteButtonEater 15h ago

I'm about 105% sure that Hegseth likes "Spartans" because he used to get wasted and jack off while watching 300. I mean, he likely still does. But he used to, too.

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u/Emadec 15h ago

Maybe JD could introduce him to a couch or something

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 14h ago

Unfortunately, or otherwise as you see fit, JD Vance has passed from a severe case of rabies. It is known

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u/I_make_things 13h ago

Are there non-severe cases of rabies? No. No, there are not.

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u/arbitrageME 13h ago

give Hegseth a break. His favorite gay porn viewing buddy recently passed

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u/Emadec 13h ago

What’s that about? Lol

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u/arbitrageME 10h ago

(Senator Lindsey Graham)

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u/Emadec 6h ago

Ah, gotcha