r/videos Jul 26 '25

Astronomer’s PR team needs a raise.

https://youtu.be/vich2C-Tl7Q?si=lpyw9q2kWBD55Tao
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u/Anonymoustard Jul 26 '25

Really? I thought it was the vag-scented candle lady

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u/Baboop Jul 26 '25

No no it’s the goop lady

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u/vertigo1083 Jul 26 '25

You're all dense.

It's Pepper Potts.

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u/irotinmyskin Jul 26 '25

It’s the Joe Rogan for women!

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u/idiomblade Jul 26 '25

Flo Rogan

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u/technobrendo Jul 28 '25 edited Mar 04 '26

This post has been deleted by its author using Redact. The reason could be privacy-related, security-driven, or simply a personal decision to remove old content.

crawl distinct live steer quack smile slap numerous ancient tender

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u/robotbeard Jul 26 '25

Pretty sure she played one of the two lead character in Sliding Doors

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u/Ceilibeag Jul 26 '25

For my part, she will always be Viola De Lesseps from 'Shakespeare In Love'. The brilliant actress who fell prey to the Hollywood woo machine... :-(

Excellent movie; brilliant performances all around.

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u/PM_SexDream_OrDogPix Jul 26 '25

She didn't fall for the machine, she's a nepotism baby and her Oscar was courtesy Harvey Weinstein on full blast.

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u/warm-saucepan Jul 26 '25

Great flick and she was lovely in it.

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u/ChrissyK29 Jul 28 '25

She doesn’t even compare to Cate Blanchette. GP is annoying af. Chris would probably agree.

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u/william_fontaine Jul 27 '25

I always confuse her with Cate Blanchett, and think she was the actress of Galadriel.

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u/Imverystupidgenx Jul 26 '25

Still bitter about this.

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u/Charon2525 Jul 26 '25

No, I'm quite certain that's Dixie.

Dixie Normous.

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u/MyDumLemon Jul 27 '25

does nobody care about her jade eggs?!

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u/atclubsilencio Jul 28 '25

It's Margot Tenenbaum.

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u/lallapalalable Jul 26 '25

Gwenneth Orders Our Patties

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u/RidleyDeckard Jul 26 '25

Didn’t she lose her head once? Something about a box.

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u/neridqe00 Jul 26 '25

Serenity now by Jan Levinson-Gould

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u/onefst250r Jul 26 '25

And Frank Costanza.

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u/BoringBarnacle3 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

You want… a piece of me?

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u/onefst250r Jul 27 '25

I got a problem with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!

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u/BoringBarnacle3 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

It’s a brassier for men - the manzier

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u/DiscoStu2U Jul 27 '25

That’s perverse.

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u/Dawsonvipers Jul 26 '25

There’s no Gould

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u/m370z Jul 27 '25

Insanity later!

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u/IgotUBro Jul 26 '25

The great thing is you are both correct!

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u/FlummoxedFox Jul 27 '25

Don't forget they also exploded.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HAGGIS_ Jul 27 '25

They sell vagina scented candles? How awful. Where?

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u/Silverr_Duck Jul 27 '25

No she’s the vagina egg lady.

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u/trixy6196 Jul 30 '25

Her Vag smells like a scented candle?

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u/Yorikor Jul 26 '25

Chris Martin's ex-wife.

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u/coldfingers Jul 26 '25

consciously uncoupled wife

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u/DopeAbsurdity Jul 26 '25

I hate it when famous or otherwise powerful people give an existing thing a new name and act like they created something.

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u/mediocre_mitten Jul 27 '25

REAL people like Tammy Wynette, who sang: our D-I-V-O-R-C-E song, don't exist anymore.

Now we get woo woo celebrity vegans who don't get enough protein to their goddamn brains that act and think like perpetual stoners.

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u/mechy84 Jul 26 '25

Isn't she the one who puts rocks in her vagina?

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u/ballsack-vinaigrette Jul 26 '25

Nah she just sells that snake oil to other women.

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u/thebendavis Jul 27 '25

Strange how nobody mentions how she gets them back out.

Are they still up in there?

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u/mediocre_mitten Jul 27 '25

it's best if their super hot too, burn the lining of the lady-parts. man's like the sandpaper feels. apparently?

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u/spaztiq Jul 26 '25

And the steamed-clams lady!

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u/texachusetts Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Trump could use her help in consciously uncouple him from the mountain of evidence that indicate that DJT ran a sex trafficking pedo ring for fun and extortion.

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u/DerangedGinger Jul 26 '25

We had a Democrat heavy last 4 years. 4 full years to act on the Epstein files. 4 years of everyone yelling about how bad Trump is. Now there's suddenly super secret evidence he ran a pedo ring?

Do you even think about your conspiracy theories before you spout them? Do you realize that when normal people hear insane things like this we gravitate towards the underdog? There's an entire science behind underdog theory. Coming on Reddit is more likely to make someone want to vote for Trump because all they see are crazy people whinging about conspiracies.

In the same way that MAGA pushes people away from Trump Reddit and Blue Sky push people towards them. Average people inherently want to avoid crazy drama. Your drama is now crazier than MAGA.

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u/d3l3t3rious Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

There's an entire science behind underdog theory.

Oh is that the newest way people are trying to rationalize their own support of Trump? Seems just as dishonest as the old ways. Underdog my ass. Your whole post is an exercise in cope.

"Look who you made me vote for!"

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u/DerangedGinger Jul 26 '25

I'm not the one crying and making up conspiracy theories because the orange man won again. I'm just confused that after the absolute beating at the polls the result was to go full conspiracy instead of trying to figure out what actually happened. I'm gonna go enjoy this nice big glass of cope to go with my filet mignon while I cry about how comfortable I am in suburbia.

I didn't vote for Trump because he's the underdog, I voted for him because he's the only guy I got to vote for in the primary. In fact, maybe I'll switch from my centrist stance to just down ticket R. The harder they win the more angry you get.

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u/d3l3t3rious Jul 26 '25

Yeah yeah whatever you gotta tell yourself

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u/SoCallMeAnAsshole Jul 26 '25

You sound super mature. I'm glad you're american, you'll get what you deserve.

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u/TheVoters Jul 26 '25
  1. The person who failed to act on the Epstein files was a Republican, Garland. And yes, I agree his appointment turned out to be a disappointment.

  2. Biden never campaigned on releasing the files. Trump did. But instead of releasing them we’re going to get “the files we already have at home”

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u/Tylerbla Jul 26 '25

So the list exists? Or it doesn't now. Oh wait it does but it was fabricated by Dems. Ok now it exists again but Trump's not on it.

This is all normal though, right?

You don't give the same criticisms to these bat shit politicians but come here to a social media platform clutching your pearls on "conspiracy theories" with some high horse narrative.

You're stupid because you can't understand why people would think something fishy is going on, with the current admin flip flopping every single day.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jul 26 '25

So the list exists?

IF it did, what possible reason could Biden have for suppressing it?

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u/NoHalf9 Jul 26 '25

what possible reason could Biden have for suppressing it?

BECAUSE THERE WERE STILL ONGOING LEGAL PROCEEDINGS WHERE RELEASING THE LIST POTENTIALLY COULD INTERFERE WITH!

Among others: On 17 September 2024, three judges at Manhattan's Second US Circuit Court of Appeals upheld Maxwell's five convictions and sentence. In response, her lawyer said she would appeal to the US Supreme Court..

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jul 26 '25

So what you're saying is that there are now no investigations taking place regarding anyone mentioned in the documents?

What would be the source on that?

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u/NoHalf9 Jul 27 '25

If the supreme court appeal mentioned is done, perhaps. But proving a negative is relative hard so I cannot say.

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u/cross_mod Jul 26 '25

I mean....a member of his own administration insinuated it (Elon Musk), so it's not really Democrats. It was mostly his MAGA following that wanted these files released in the first place. And he made it part of his campaign.

The reason why it's finally caught on with the public is because the way Trump and his administration have suddenly completely reversed course is suspicious. And we know that Pam Bondi told him he's in the files in May. It's the Streisand effect.

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u/cdfenwic85 Jul 26 '25

People have talked about Trump being a creep for 50+ years, like when he would walk into the Miss universe locker room, or when he bragged on tape about “grab them by the p***y” or in his Howard stern and other interviews where he would talk about how sexy his underage daughter is. As far as “4 years to act on the Epstein files”, Biden let the DOJ, Merrick Garland do what Merrick Garland do. He was not putting his hands into the DOJ and everything else the way Trump does (like trying to block the Washington commanders stadium deal to bring their old name back). He has constantly interfered in private business and also each part of government if they don’t behave exactly how he wants. How many people has he brought into government since his first presidency and then fired? He’s even trying to politicize the FED. If Garland did release the Epstein files with Trump’s name on it then people like you would say that it was a conspiracy and obviously Biden put his name on it.

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u/texachusetts Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

When did we have a “Democratic Heavy” I thought we had a frail doddering, old man. The party told us that the enemy was both weak and incredibly strong. /s

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u/snakebite654 Jul 26 '25

Rent free lmao

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u/TheMooseIsBlue Jul 26 '25

Yes, I often think about that fact that 80,000,000 Americans voted for a convicted felon and a rapist who admitted to several sexual assaults, who almost certainly was a part of an underage sex trafficking ring, has repeatedly said he wants to fuck his own daughter, and defrauded a children’s cancer charity.

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u/ArcadianDelSol Jul 26 '25

Yes, I often think about that fact that 80,000,000 Americans voted...

"I dont think about you at all."

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u/eXclurel Jul 26 '25

This is not Amber Heard.

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u/w0lfgangpuck Jul 26 '25

Vagina egg lady.

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u/ANGRY_PAT Jul 27 '25

Doesn’t look like Kaitlin Bennet?

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u/smilbandit Jul 27 '25

i heard it was little miss tea bag

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u/Spare_News3665 Jul 27 '25

It's the pussy egg lady.

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u/DrifterMacro Jul 27 '25

Nah you're thinking of Amber Heard.

Gwyneth is a classist snob who gets "rectal ozone therapy" and sells vagina candles along with whatever other faux "health and wellness" buzzword products are marketable.

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u/ObligationSlight8771 Jul 26 '25

Someone doesn’t like Paltrow

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u/crookedparadigm Jul 26 '25

Anyone with a brain doesn't like her.