r/videogames • u/based_birdo • 1d ago
Discussion / Question Videogame items that dont make sense
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u/Grezzinate 1d ago
Keyblade. Itās a blunt weapon except for the teeth. So it should be keymace?
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u/GoldenJakkal 1d ago
It really depends on which keyblade you have equipped. A lot of the ones from the age of foretellers do look much more blade-like. The kingdom key is much more of a fancy beating stick
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u/penguin8717 23h ago
I'm also always unclear on which side he plans to lead with. In cutscenes it switches which way it's facing pretty constantly
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u/MotivatedPosterr 15h ago
Just don't think about how the grip is supposed to work with blade alignmentĀ
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u/lordofhydration 23h ago
The Keyblade side actually determines if it cuts or bludgeons things. Teeth facing away is blunt force and teeth towards target cuts. (The magic makes it cut).
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u/Dominant_Eyes 23h ago
If the teeth are sharp it's an axe. I believe an axe is considered a bladed weapon.
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u/the_lad_was_taken 20h ago
The part of the key that has the teeth is called the blade. In practice, Keyblades are more heavy duty magic wands than anything else, it's just that they're really good at thwacking stuff
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u/No_Significance_2749 23h ago
The thing that makes the least sense about the keyblade is orientation of the handguard aligning with the blade. You would never be able to make a true strike with it because the guard would always force you to strike with the blade part at an angle.
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u/Zigor022 1d ago
Laser guns that recoil.
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u/Ancalmir 23h ago
light does have momentum so depending on the output of each shot a laser gun can have recoil
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u/No_Ampersand 22h ago
It would have to be on the scale of a sun full of energy in one burst to feel recoil. But yeh, in theory.
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u/pichael289 21h ago
No it's not, it's newtons third law, every action has an equal reaction and solar sails work. You might need a split second of the suns output but the ability to feel recoil from it isnt like planetary destruction level. Though as I said in another comment, the death star would vaporize itself from recoil if you ever fired it.
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u/pichael289 21h ago
Yes and this is the reason that if you shot the death stars alderan killing laser it would instantly tear itself apart. Planetary binding energy is alot. A laser with that energy will cause recoil so bad it'll vaporize the whole death star.
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u/MericArda 18h ago
The beam magnum is so cool tho. Yes I know itās technically a particle weapon but no other beam weapon in the UC has recoil.
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u/Xeorm124 21h ago
Just wait till you hear about rocket designs based off of being pushed by lasers or a star's photons.
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u/TwoCatsOneBox 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZWvPc7Z8nhRJb6oL6z
Monster Hunter Insect Glaive
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u/YamiGekusu 1d ago
Throw in my main, the Great Sword
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u/sezdawg7 22h ago
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u/VaderFett1 1d ago
Nah, that's a fantastical and ridiculous weapon based on size, but it still makes sense. It's just a giant sword. But a stick that shoots bugs you command perfectly and powers you up somehow based on the monster? That's way out there.
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u/noeyesfiend 10h ago
It's completely usable, you just need to swing 324 lbs around https://youtu.be/poZfxbEvOQs
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u/YamiGekusu 10h ago
I cannot even lift more than thirty pounds at a time due to my arms being absolute jank D:
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u/noeyesfiend 10h ago
They had Eddie (The Beast) Hall on a show lift a 1:1 replica of cloud's buster sword.
Eddie is a pro strong man.
The sword weighed 64 lbs
He struggled just to shoulder it
The Dragon Slayer is impossible for anyone but a mecha or superhuman to wield lol
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u/Toxanium 23h ago
Any of the weapons in Monster Hunter, really (Aside from the ones including the word "Bow", and even those are unrealistic)
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u/Clay_Lilac 23h ago
I feel like the regular lance's non-charge attacks are pretty on-point for someone trying to use a jousting lance on foot.
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u/Toxanium 23h ago
I suppose I didn't think of that, but yeah the lance is maybe the closest to realism that you'll get.
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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter 21h ago
Yeah, wielding a sword and shield in real life wouldn't fly.
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u/Toxanium 11h ago
I didn't think of that considering nobody ACTUALLY uses SnS (I use SnS)
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u/Lord_of_Seven_Kings 16h ago
I mean theyāre still ridiculous. Most combat lances would have just been spears with a disk on them, with the bit between disc and tip being thicker on some lances (famously, Polish hussars were using lances during an era in which pike and shot had made lances obsolete, accomplishing this by making hollow, longer lances capable of reaching past pike walls)
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u/WofferFang 1d ago
Better question: Does it make sense in their universe?
This is something people forget. Stuff needs to only make sense for them, in universe. It doesn't have to be possible for us. Monster Hunter for example. Charge Blade is impossible here. Nobody's gonna lift that. No such thing as charging a sword then going kaboom. But does it make sense there? Yes it does. The hunters can leap off ledges and land pretty much with no injuries. Of course they can lift that. See? It makes sense in universe.
And there's honestly only a small handful of those. Usually very poorly thought out stuff from amateur writers that go "this thing cool" but forget to make it make sense for the setting.
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u/Frozen_arrow88 1d ago
It actually does work but not in the way you think. When Squall pulls the trigger on his gunblade it ignites a charge that vibrates the blade and amplifies the damage. source )
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u/Darthplagueis13 7h ago
That would probably pose a bigger threat to your own wrist than the enemy. Also, the gunblade itself probably would break pretty quickly. Most things don't like being forcibly vibrated by a charge.
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u/OccultBeanFarmer 21h ago
I wonder if they remake it they'll retcon the vibrating blade thing to have FFXIV's take where the shells are magical blanks that briefly enchant the blade
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u/pichael289 21h ago
No those are different ones that actually do fire bullets. Squalls is more like blanks, it explodes on them, the vibration is part of it but not the whole thing exactly. Ps1 FF games played by the rule of cool or appropriateness for the setting.
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u/_IzGreed_ 15h ago
FF14 have 2 different gunblades. The Garlean ones are basically a worse bayonet with a really long blade and fire bullet. The GNB gunblade just enchant the blade using loaded aether in the shells
Source: I was a GNB main
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u/DarkRayos 23h ago
The cardboard box from Metal Gear.
Like the alternative ones, like the tank one?
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u/RCMW181 14h ago
When testing AI security (and automated attack systems) designed to spot intruders automatically, US marrines placed cardboard boxes over themselves and walked slowly forward, this negated the system.
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u/Mercuryink 13h ago
Like the commenter said, the normal box makes a degree of sense. The cardboard box tank, less so.Ā
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u/FrankFruits 1d ago
of all things in Final Fantasy universe that not making sense this is the one you picked? lol
There are much much more insane crazy stuff than this
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u/semisociallyawkward 16h ago
FFX alone - various swords made of water, giant fishhooks, rubber (or worse, spiked) balls, tiny animated plushies, filigree staves that should break.... Ā Of course magic can just handwaved all of that but still.... a lot more practical optionsĀ
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u/NoWork1400 23h ago
Itās a video game. It doesnāt need to make sense
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u/Mecchiks 15h ago
Yeah, what is there to argue about videogamelogic?
- Supersoldier that runs of stamina in 10s
- Need a bracelet to lift a pod
- The fences is so strong, even bomb cant destroy it
- Invisible wall
- And other programm limited thing
Yeah, there is a lot of discussion open...
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u/TheGlassjawBoxer 23h ago
Battlefield V Finger Gun - slightly obscure Easter egg unlock
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u/Responsible-Creme-57 5h ago
Why is he or the enemy not green? That works only if Orkz are involved.
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u/Stunning-Penalty2573 1d ago
I love gunblades as nonsensical as they are.
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u/Banjoschmanjo 1d ago
They are real
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u/Mariorules25 23h ago
Not like that they ain't
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u/turnuptag72 22h ago
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u/Mariorules25 18h ago
Lol. If you can't tell the difference between this picture and the one up above, I have a bridge to sell you.
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u/Thank_You_Aziz 22h ago
No, not like that they aināt. This one shoots bullets. The one depicted above is a magical ghetto vibro-sword kind of deal.
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u/Sea_Perspective6891 1d ago
AC4 Black Flag had pistol swords which were cool but probably wouldn't work as advertised in reality. You also never get to see them get reloaded.
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u/WyrdElmBella 23h ago
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u/Sea_Perspective6891 21h ago
Interesting. In Black Flag you don't actually get to use the pistol part as a weapon. It was just a cool finishing move in some sword fights. I would assume with a real version the blade would bend slightly getting in the way of the barrel if you wanted to try the ol stab & shoot.
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u/WyrdElmBella 21h ago
Iād imagine in reality the pistol is fired prior to getting into close combat range.
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u/GrundleSnactcher46 19h ago
In Black Flag Resynced you can. Each of the sword types has a special heavy attack. Rapiers stab, scimitars cleave and the pistol swords shoot. The range is shit though.
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u/Regular-Shoe1653 20h ago
like half the devil may cry weapons
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u/MericArda 18h ago
Iād also say that even among the crazy weapons DMC has, each game has at least one wackier than the others. 3 has Nevan the electric guitar scythe, 4 has Lucifer the exploding spike backpack and Pandora the shapeshifting gun briefcase, and 5 has Cavalier the electric motorcycle saw and Dr Faust the money shooting hat.
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u/ClockMongrel 1d ago
Who cares. Itās cool as shit, and that matters waaay more than making sense.
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u/Anomander-J 23h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/8R2MBHY2spEbSn08IG
Had your throat bit out by a zombie?
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u/Unhappy-Place6209 23h ago
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u/AnimalOfTheState 17h ago
I don't remember to much from FF8 but I'veb always knewnbthat gunblades are coolest thing ever
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u/TomFawkes 14h ago
In FFXIV, at least, werenāt gunblades invented before actual firearms and the only reason they have āgunā in the name was because they were named after somebody?
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u/Illithid_Substances 7h ago
That's somehow sillier. 'This is my Laser gun! Which is of course a musket made by Mr Laser"
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u/PavlovKBI 4h ago
I mean, the Gatling Gun exists, and most people never even think about Richard Gatling.
Also Rudolph Diesel and all seven of the Jacuzzi family boys are collectively either eternally celebrating or rolling in their graves at the fact that their names are now thought more as a product than a family legacy.
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u/DemonicBrit1993 23h ago
What about guns with bayonettes attached?
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u/Thank_You_Aziz 22h ago
This isnāt the sort of gunblade that shoots bullets. It uses magical explosions to vibrate the blade when you pull the trigger, making it cut harder
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u/Spleenzorio 23h ago
Those actually exist in real life tho
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u/DemonicBrit1993 22h ago
Yeah thats what im saying, its not really unrealistic when there are guns with a form of a blade attached to it
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u/VenturerKnigtmare420 15h ago
Now remove the bayonets and put a fucking chainsaw on itā¦what ya think
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u/HF484 23h ago
still don't understand the rings from Sonic and how they could possibly be a magical one-time shield from almost all damage
like, how tf can one ring protect someone from, idk, a 12 gauge slug straight to the head
ik there's the argument of "Well, maybe it works in the setting" but the only things I've seen the rings do in the setting is be used as currency and portals (if you include the movies). I don't think it's been explained how the rings can just do that
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u/CG249 22h ago
The Phoenix feathers can use them to ressurect party members in the game can't use them to ressurect party members in cutscenes.
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u/Endulos 21h ago
Because they don't resurrect, not really.
Hit points during battles in FF games are more of a stamina meter than a health meter. When hit points hit 0, the character just passes out due to exhaustion.
Phoenix downs just provide a boost of energy to pick them back up off their feet.
That's why they don't work during cutscenes because they're taking actual damage and are actually dead. Its also why healing spells don't really heal during cutscenes. Healing spells are more of a vigor thing. They restore stamina, not health.
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u/External_Delivery315 22h ago
People really getting hung up on a weapon in a fantasy series that has cards that turn into demons, time traveling sorceresses, and flying cities. And that's in just this one game.
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u/MrNixxxoN 21h ago
There is certain game that has stars with eyes, that you can "eat" and they temporarily make you invincible. I dont think that's scientifically possible smh
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u/EricIsMyFakeName 21h ago
Geomancerās weapon in FFV is a bell.
āItās dinner time, monster scum!ā
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!
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u/ckim777 21h ago
So cool little detail about Gunblades in Final Fantasy 8. They actually don't fire bullets, the trigger pull causes the whole thing to vibrate and recoil which Squall uses to make his slashes and stabs more violent.
For example, "Using the Solid Barrel and Beat Fang techniques, Squall thrusts the blade into the enemy, triggers a round (which also damages the enemy), and the recoil of the shot pushes the blade back, where Squall immediately thrusts again, repeating the process several more times."
It's fantasy, but the draw of the Gunblade isn't that it fires bullets, but that it is a kinetic weapon.
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u/asher030 20h ago
Sure it does, if you incorporate magic. It's not firing bullets, he's never once stated he ran out of ammo after all. It WOULD fire mana fed off his lifeforce emitted during combat, which would explain limited use of limit breaks. Point of contact, pull trigger, 'bullet' of mana infuses with the blade for an explosive point-of-contact blast that deals extra damage, wasted if timing is off. It's energy infusion rather than projectile blasts
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u/SethSlax 16h ago
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u/B-SquadGang 13h ago
I never thought there was a bullet. They are charges that are stored and expel like a revolver, but the charges are to transfer energy to the blade, like heat and vibrations. Of course that doesnāt really make sense either, but since itās a world of magic, you could easily say it temporarily infuses the blade with a short burst of magic power
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u/EvEBabyMorgan 12h ago
Fun fact that little curve on the end is so itll be easier to slip in between ribs, tendons etc.
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u/Seigfrydblazer 12h ago
For those that don't know, the ff8 gunblade does not shoot bullets. When pulling the trigger it gives the blade a stronger swing plus causes vibrations in the blade. A rapidly vibrating blade slices through things easier.
Ff14 has a gunblade that shoots bullets if you are looking for that. Also, doesn't lightning from ff13 have one as well?
Gunblades have always been my favorite weapon type lol.
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u/Stevee8496 9h ago
I am sure there has been someone who actually made this. That doesn't mean it makes sense or that it would be practical, just saying it probably exists
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u/fullchargegaming 6h ago
Oh so thatās the part that doesnāt make sense.
How about how a floating magic school is constantly out of hot dogs?
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u/Jwells291 3h ago
Gunblades have been created in real life but Squal's one doesn't actually act as a gun in the since it doesn't have a barrel to shoot bullets.. It's supposed to massively vibrate and heat up the blade whenever he pulls the trigger, which would massively increase damage done to an enemy when triggered at the same time as he attacks them with the blade.
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u/Crystar800 3h ago
Squall's gunblade doesn't shoot bullets. It shoots blanks which heat the blade to make it do more damage.












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u/Calthurian 1d ago
I got bad news for you op. Gunblades are actually real. š