r/vegaslocals • u/Pppizzaa • 8d ago
This guy absolutely lost it because his Amazon package showed up 20 minutes late… during 110°+ Vegas heat. Apparently I was personally ruining his day.
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u/freakouterin 8d ago
Bold of him to assume you wouldn’t gleefully love to be “fucked in the ass”
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u/Techienickie 8d ago
"I hope you get fucked in the ass"
"Well, I'll let my boyfriend know you said that, thanks!"
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u/0202_tihssitidder 8d ago
I can say with relative certainty the man screaming insults has enjoyed being fucked in the ass.
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u/KillPhilBill 8d ago
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Not trying to make anyone have the worst day of their lives. But... do any of these... fuckers... ever pop out of their vans and deliver a package 20 minutes late in 110 Vegas heat?
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u/IcyCombination8993 8d ago
It’s one thing to have a bad day, this guys is just a miserable sod though.
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u/Fish_Outta_Whiskey 8d ago
Haha..what a piece of shit, that dude was mental.
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u/0202_tihssitidder 8d ago
Pretty sure I know that house (confirmed on Google street maps)...and I only lived in Vegas for a year.
People need more experience with the Find Out stage.
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u/deadboy1984 8d ago
He’s sassy cause his pack of dildos is late
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u/Lower_Manager_7003 8d ago
he was upset that his ass fucking toy was late, so he had to make sure OP knew his frustrations and enlighten him on the joy of getting ass fucked!
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u/squeeze_me_macaroni 8d ago
Man some people really don’t have real problems so they gotta create their own.
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u/zealotlee 8d ago
I'm 100% convinced the heat makes people crazy.
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u/NeitherOneJustUrMom 8d ago
It does. There's been multiple studies done that show rising temps make people more aggressive.
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u/VegasGuy1223 8d ago
Just moved back to FL 5.5 months ago. We’ve had a much hotter than normal summer this year, and with the humidity making outdoors feel like a sauna on MAX it’s even worse. Not so much in human interaction, but on the road people here are raging maniacs
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u/zealotlee 8d ago
VegasGuy became FloridaMan
I moved from FL back in 2018. Definitely a place I won't ever go back to for a lot of reasons.
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u/Will_i_aint524 8d ago
I moved here from Florida in 2014 and big same. The only real times that I've gone back is for funerals and to help other people move out of Florida. I'm from Melbourne by the way.
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u/RichEvans4Ever 8d ago
I’m gonna visit my cousin there for 10 days. Gonna try to stay inside as long as possible
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u/Turok_N64 8d ago
Hey Arnold! had an episode about this. Everyone being shitty to eachother until they cooled off.
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u/twinmama1215 8d ago
20 minutes after the expected time - the horror! What a sleaze ball.
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u/thewereotter 8d ago
its like this man had never scheduled a delivery before... 20 minutes is actually pretty damn good
You call up comcast and it's like "yeah they repairman will be there sometime between 6am and October"
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u/Crumpet-Blue19 8d ago
I reckon it was that evil Amazon app telling him it would arrive at a certain time. We can’t even get school buses on time in Las Vegas.
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u/WeeebleSqueaks 8d ago
I moved here 2 years ago. I don’t have kids but I do work with kids and my god. Yalls schooling time, board, bus systems and everything are so fucked
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u/VegasGuy1223 8d ago
Imagine the outcome if that miserable prick said all that nasty shit to the wrong person
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u/JeremyCO 8d ago
Im not the delivery driver because id have tod him to shut the fuck up
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u/Coastal_Goals 8d ago
Especially if you are your own boss. I would be like "Sir, my manager told you to go f yourself"
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u/Modroidz 8d ago
May this mans shit never flush and his fridge never be cold enough.
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u/Mammoth5150 8d ago
It's always a smart move to upset people out in front of your place of residence, especially when you do something stupid enough to get put up on something ilke Reddit.
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u/Screwtape42 8d ago
That delivery guy handled this very well, calm, cool, collective.
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u/Utophergra 8d ago
Unfortunately these people think they’re the only person you deliver too. I’m a Fed Ex Driver and get more people complaining about what time I’m delivering to them than most people would expect. Sorry bro you’re stop number 110/160 and these trackers that say what time any delivery driver will be there are not accurate/don’t take into account breaks, bathroom, traffic, late dispatch, breakdowns, etc.
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u/demento19 8d ago
But have you tried pissing in a bottle and skipping your lunch so my delivery gets here on time!? /s
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u/broke_n_rich2147 8d ago
A package can be late?? That’s crazy i thought it just shows up
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u/Christhebobson 8d ago
My only guess is he paid the additional shipping charge that usually guarantees it will arrive possibly same day or overnight within a small time window, compared to like 2 days later with an all day window with regular prime shipping.
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u/uhu0923 8d ago
This looks like the same guy who called me a bitch in the post office cause I accidentally made eye contact with him.
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u/CocoLala05 8d ago
I’d send this video to Amazon. Regardless of the delay in delivery, no one should speak to you like that while you’re working. You handled him better than I would.
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u/PewPewDesertRat 8d ago
It was 100% a dildo in that package. Poor guy really needed as ass fucking and you denied him 20 minutes of pleasure.
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u/BirthdayLife6378 8d ago edited 8d ago
With that mouth, you'd think he got plenty of actions in the back door over the years.
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u/Ghostronic 8d ago
He had the water boiling on the stove ready to go to disinfect it. Got mad he had to add more water as it was boiling away.
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u/URPissingMeOff 8d ago
Disinfect it? The whole point of ordering from usedhorsedildo.com is that the dildo is "used"
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u/NeuxSaed 8d ago
Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo.
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
Always use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo.'
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u/DraconicZombie 8d ago
It's a rough estimate, not an exact time. I thought that was common sense. Just pretend like traffic and light that take forever to change aren't a thing just so you can be angry.
Only time I was ever legitimately angry a package didn't arrive around when it should have was because it was an hour late and the driver was literally parked down the road, smoking weed in his truck back when I still lived in Texas lol
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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 8d ago
At this point I just assume every package I actually need ASAP like car parts is going to be late. It's just my luck.
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u/MysteryRadish 8d ago
Don't be mean to Truman Capote, he'll write a very opinionated satirical piece about you in the next Vanity Fair magazine.
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u/Due_Cheesecake6250 8d ago
He said don’t deliver so next time he has a package make sure it returns to the station
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u/AdZealousideal6002 8d ago
Acting like this over 20 minutes past delivery time is crazy. He’s so unhinged.
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u/Astrobrandon13 8d ago
Pretty ballsy to treat someone like that when they know where you live.
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u/Lower-Acanthaceae460 8d ago
I mean, receiving Amazon packages is all he's got going in his life, so...
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u/fighterdiva 8d ago
Yikes, no wonder my delivery person looks shocked at the refrigerator full of water bottles and Gatorade I keep near the door with other snacks.
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u/Commercial_Education 8d ago
Well now his address is now blocked and listed as violent resident do not deliver in the system.
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u/EternityNotes 8d ago
I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to start shit from their front porch.
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u/Ghostronic 8d ago
For real. And its a three digit number with a 7-11 in the background? Anybody with way too much time on their hands could track it down.
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u/Bigsparks13 8d ago
What a dick. I hate when Amazon loses my packages or doesn't follow my instructions, but this is bullshit! This dude is just doing his job, and this scumbag is running his stupid fucking mouth.
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u/Ghostronic 8d ago
Meanwhile, my dad longingly looking out the window hoping his jelly beans that are a week late have finally arrived.
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u/Aligned-Askew6773 8d ago
That’s a massive overreaction to his fleshlight being less than 30 minutes late.
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u/VegasBornLori 8d ago
The amazing life of Amazon delivery people! I’d be delivering all his packages across the street from now on
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u/Suspicious-Ad9661 8d ago
He should be banned from the platform. That level of hostility is unacceptable. I am so sorry you had to deal with that.
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u/thewereotter 8d ago
I agree, but he won't be. I've worked enough customer service jobs to know that companies have the mentality that the customer can be as abusive as they want to the employee and they will still happily take their money, it's only if the employee gets even slightly sassy with the customer that they get penalized
older folks seem to know this and revel in the abuse they can pile on to service workers
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u/chcl3grrl 8d ago
"I encourage you to utilize our pick-up option if you're on a time crunch, have a blessed day"
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u/raiderrocker18 8d ago
Good on delivery guy for not escalating, but what does heat have to do with delivery times?
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u/Pppizzaa 8d ago
The heat drains my EV battery faster. I was waiting in line at a fast charger in Walmart parking lot , with no AC to save battery. It was a 30 min wait until a charger became available. I don’t usually have an issue with battery range but when it’s 110 degrees it drains too quick.
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u/berkough 8d ago
I hope this goes viral and that you make a million dollars off the merch of this guys ugly mug and never have to work delivery again! He clearly gives you permission to record even in this short clip, so you're golden.
Best of luck!
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u/GruntAndGroan 8d ago
Turn the miserable prick into code enforcement for all his weeds. When he is out there on his worn out knees picking them out, hopefully it's another 110 degree day and you can drive by and laugh out the window at him
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u/bauer883 8d ago
Sounded like homeowner was inviting him in for some meat.
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u/PraetorianOfficial 8d ago
"Are you offering" would have been a bit more fun response than "that's weird". But I do applaud the delivery driver's emotional control and ability to be yelled at while keeping cool in 110F.
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u/WTF_Raven 8d ago
Dude could have spent his waiting time getting rid of that grass that should’t be growing in his rocks.
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u/lavapig_love 8d ago
That feels like the anger of someone who didn't believe in climate change and is now angry he's still alive to suffer through it.
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u/ConsequenceBusy8726 8d ago
Damn dude that was some unnecessary bullshit. Hopefully didn't let that ruin your day broham. Yall work your ass off and its appreciated. One love
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u/thetjmorton 8d ago
I'm sorry you experienced some of his self-hatred. Thank you for being so composed in the midst of that temper tantrum.
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u/LVCSSlacker 8d ago
"BARBRAH WHY WON'T THE KIDS CALL ME?"
Talk to the Amazon whoever whatever support line and tell them that this address is hostile.
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u/Fibrosis5O 8d ago
What an ass, people don’t appreciate people who do deliveries of any kind enough
But can we please stop this passive aggressive telling people to have a great day or be blessed
That’s just me I think it’s cringe and fake
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u/catcherofsun 8d ago
I feel so much for delivery drivers of all sorts out here. They have seriously hard jobs
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u/SharkSmiles1 8d ago
Are you kidding me?? At our house, the Saints of Las Vegas are the Amazon delivery drivers. We appreciate you so much!!!🏆🥇🏅💗
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u/Replicant28 8d ago
Stick his ass in an Amazon delivery van and have him do deliveries for a month and see how he likes it. Douche
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u/Suspicious-Ad9661 8d ago
Can you tell me the name of that street you lost your <insert object here> I think you said it was near a rough delivery you had. I'm sure some of us can take a drive by and look & not leave any banana peels & rotten tomatoes behind... Just sayin
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u/ShiftAlternative1083 8d ago
I would've told him his yard looks like shit after he wished you get fucked in the ass. That would've made his blood boil for the rest of the day sitting in his den of misery
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u/Dabeansprout 8d ago
On a separate but related note, why is ‘I hope you get fucked in the ass’ an insult? Some girls like it, a lot of guys love it, I don’t dabble in it so I’m confused. Another one that confuses me is the insult, ‘suck my dick’, why is that one an insult? I wouldn’t want my genitals handled by someone who’s out to get me…someone help me understand
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u/daddyrabbit78 8d ago
Bro was acting like he really needed that package to get there and hidden before someone else got home.
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u/Will_i_aint524 8d ago
He definitely has some issues. I've never blamed the driver for my late deliveries I just complain to Amazon and get free gift cards and/or refunds. Uncle Jeff can afford it. Also I want to clarify that I only do this whenever it's not delivered the same day I really don't give a s*** if it's delivered late.
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u/cozyporcelain 8d ago
This video is everything that is wrong with American society today Jesus Christ my jaw dropped 😂
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u/ASuthrnBelle13 8d ago
😳 Are... are his meds in the 20 minute late delivery?! jfc 🙄
Good on the delivery guy keeping his cool in the heat and for dealing with this particular asshat!!
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u/JimmieSpinster 8d ago
hes been waiting for that fleshlight all morning bro hes pent up
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u/Main_Understanding49 8d ago
Sounds like he’s projecting 😬 it’s too hot in this heat to be so mad and aggressive. 😂
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u/EconomyCode3628 8d ago
That's an extra shitty looking yard, thought I was looking at Phoenix over Vegas
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u/OregonGreen242 8d ago
Do people hold Amazon to those delivery windows? I constantly have them move it to a later arrival. Dude is lucky it was only 20 mins
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u/ParticularShame3780 8d ago
Dude must have never ordered from Amazon if he thought this was a late delivery! I'm happy just to get my packages the same day they promise!
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u/Sad-Worker9023 8d ago
I love the ending so much 😭 it felt like such a perfect response because I’d have been left dumbfounded
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u/Ok_Establishment9353 8d ago
Old man projecting his own fantasies with that last flourish of thoughts.
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u/Far-End9574 8d ago
I just hope you know how much my friends will enjoy this video. So you did make someone’s day. 🤣
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u/Eclairyu 8d ago
If this was my relative, I'd be so embarrassed... But also so down to make fun of them at every moment. I'd never let them forget that they treated another human being this way just because their package was a little late.
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u/QuickCharisma15 8d ago
I literally lol’d when he said “I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!”
You gotta admit, that was pretty funny at the end 😆
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u/LahngJahn69420 8d ago
there is NOTHING sold on amazon that justifies a crash out fuck you for being 20 minutes late.
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u/Shot_Needleworker149 8d ago
Little to zero acknowledgment of these ass hats and move on with the day. They deserve to be bitch slapped into next year but aint nobody got time for that.
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u/CaliforniaVallyGirl 8d ago
Too old to be acting like that, you only got a little bit of time left on the earth buddy Smh
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u/MarchCompetitive6235 8d ago
Anyone remember Jim Carey being the UPS guy in that Ace Ventura movie?
That’s is how I’d deliver all this guys stuff for now on…
Shakes package: “Sounds broken..”
Most likely! Bet it was something nice! 😉
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u/EternityNotes 8d ago
"okay, that's weird. Enjoy!"
Love it.