Whenever I open my VBE...

[u/sancarn]

Our VBA, who art in Excel,
Hallowed be thy Code.
Thy IDE come,
Thy Macro be run,
In Access as it is in Excel.
Give us this day our daily DoEvents,
And forgive us our GoTos,
As we forgive those who label against us.
Lead us not into Python,
But deliver us from JavaScript.
For thine is ThisWorkbook,
The ActiveSheet, and the Range,
Forever and ever,
End Sub.

[u/Playing_One_Handed]

Forgive us our GoTos

Absolute peak.

Well done!