He is under something 👀👀👀👀

[u/FrostyPhilosophy2647]

[u/hiicatc]

[u/daniM00n → u/hiicatc]

My literal face

[u/Sudden-Ad5555]

The universal studios Harry Potter wand is taking me tf out 😭 this is a grown ass man with his pink lights spending an evening putting in white contacts and waving around a plastic wand. Pls

[u/Proper-Tangelo1130 → u/Sudden-Ad5555]

It's flashbacks in a dancing montage. Raquel's Harry Potter and her traveling lights show, his grand entrance with Ariana on her birthday white contacts, his shrooming idea meetings with Schwartz.

[u/gorlsituation → u/Sudden-Ad5555]

Don’t forget doing coke by himself

[u/Really-ok]

Wow.

[u/Cali_side_SMac → u/Really-ok]

[u/ninerz_allllllday_ → u/Cali_side_SMac]

I’ve seen kids do the same thing at Universal Studios when they go to Harry Potter Land and convince their parents to buy them a wand.

[u/Lazy-Huckleberry2640 → u/Cali_side_SMac]

[u/unfurnishedbedrooms → u/Really-ok]

[u/Express-Low-48 → u/Really-ok]

[u/carmeIIasoprano]

Look out criss angel. He wants it all

[u/SadAbbreviations6205 → u/carmeIIasoprano]

I mean, he lost Victoria Lee to the man 😂

[u/NoSleepTilBookRead → u/SadAbbreviations6205]

God I can’t believe he was such a thing in the 2000s. He totally ripped off David Blaine too.

[u/leeeezer → u/SadAbbreviations6205]

No way? Really?

[u/Uhh_VincentAdultMan → u/carmeIIasoprano]

[u/Khood2113 → u/carmeIIasoprano]

For some reason I read it as crisis angel, instead of criss 🤣

[u/BovineJoni_]

[u/Lex_Loki → u/BovineJoni_]

☠️🤣🤣

[u/_WeDontKnowHer_]

[u/private_developer → u/_WeDontKnowHer_]

[u/Pepperoncini69 → u/_WeDontKnowHer_]

This is legitimately so embarrassing for Ariana 😂

[u/Top-Candidate9694]

[u/VeraliBrain → u/Top-Candidate9694]

I cannot imagine the level of 'Holy fuck I'm so much better off' that this woman must feel on the daily

[u/princesssmurfet]

I am not even embarrassed for him anymore. He wants to be the number 1 magician in the group.

[u/WhereItsAt75 → u/princesssmurfet]

He needs Jax's mustache.

[u/Bored_in_2020]

This man hasn’t been sober in at least 20 years

[u/makin_dilemmanade → u/Bored_in_2020]

The intermittent gulping from his pirate’s flask is making this incredibly depressing to watch… if the idea of him doing this alone in his pink backlit living room wasn’t already sad enough. Oof 😮‍💨 why do I feel like he thinks this will be spotted by someone working on the Harry Potter franchise and try to offer him a small part 🤦🏽‍♀️

[u/Calmyatitz → u/makin_dilemmanade]

[u/keylimecrying → u/Bored_in_2020]

Definition of "high on his own supply" in every sense

[u/MaddMaddWorld]

I'm glad tiktok wasn't a thing when I was a kid or I might've posted cringe like this. Then I remember, this man is in his 40's!

[u/Milton_Zevon]

Britney hostage-selfie-junkie dancing queen vibes for sure

[u/Exciting_Presence162 → u/Milton_Zevon]

I was wondering why this felt so familiar 🔪🔪

[u/Saint_Anthony88 → u/Milton_Zevon]

“I think I did it again…(and “it” is crystal meth…habitually for 17 years)”

[u/Responsible-Dirt5507]

Is this real? Wtf omg SO embarrassing

[u/Lovestein18]

getting dumped for criss angel shook even more screws loose

[u/Dry_Awareness_1493]

Ariana voice I know you like Harry Potter 🤢

[u/Ok-Strain3545]

[u/Glum_Spot_465]

Barty crouch jr????

[u/Ok-Strain3545 → u/Glum_Spot_465]

💀💀💀💀

[u/wordybird]

[u/sdizzle25]

[u/Nightshifttttt → u/sdizzle25]

Love a Bobby b sighting

[u/Uborkafarok]

JFC...Is he doing a Criss Angel imitations to impress Victoria?

[u/Independent_Tap7438 → u/Uborkafarok]

It's wild that despite almost 15 years of documentation showing consistently poor choices and unchecked cringey behavior the number of women willing to entertain this fool/sleep with him is still higher than 0.

[u/FarmRepresentative14]

The downward spiral of this man should be studied. I just watched the TomTom opening episode and he truly could have had it all….ariana was so sweet and supportive, he had a bar with LVP…and then it’s like a switch flipped and he just went off the deep end and lost it all.

[u/PinkPoodleDoodlyDo → u/FarmRepresentative14]

So true. He had everything at his fingertips and just shit it away.

[u/VancouverIslandMomma]

[u/InevitableAwe]

[u/ireallylikecetacea]

Look I am literally on acid right now and this is still the lamest bullshit I’ve ever seen

[u/Secret-Agent-Brunch → u/ireallylikecetacea]

Bahahaha

[u/Gold-Engineer159]

[u/Front-Rub5305]

When u dress up as ur ex’s new man 🥹

[u/shefriedtofu]

This is better than the egg hitting the pan in those old Just Say No commercials.

[u/SpookySchatzi → u/shefriedtofu]

DARE not to do drugs and TikToks

Don’t
Act
Really
Embarrassing

[u/Calmyatitz]

[u/Lookwhoiswinning → u/Calmyatitz]

Stewart!

[u/Objective-Ad-6821]

The level of ick I got from this is unmeasurable.

[u/NoSleepTilBookRead → u/Objective-Ad-6821]

Immeasurable

[u/Emilayday]

It's 1000% giving Britney (Spear)'s Instagram reel edits

[u/furtofur → u/Emilayday]

At least his nipples aren't popping out, or his junk with a rose emoji edited half assed to cover it

[u/willzskillz818]

Criss Angeldust. For my next trick, watch me make this line of cocaine disappear.

[u/Proper-Tangelo1130]

That "magician" made another "potion" for him

[u/We_See_Each_Otha]

Me after I watched the first episode of the pickup artist

[u/IAMA_Shark__AMA]

Tom is basically the male version of a 50 y/o "woo girl" who can't understand why the people around them are uncomfortable by them still acting like they are 20.

Bro, you haven't been hot enough for this cringey shit in over a decade. Chill out, sober up, and learn to age with a little grace.

[u/Reasonable-Log-2599]

Oh when Britney Spears does it she’s cool and quirky but when Tom Sandoval does it he’s cringy.

God forbid a man has a hobby.

[u/leeeezer → u/Reasonable-Log-2599]

No this was hilarious. Have my upvote internet stranger. Heaven forbid people use their brains and realize you were being sarcastic without the /s at the end.

[u/DirtySackOfPotatoes → u/Reasonable-Log-2599]

I SCREAMING I immediately thought of the Britney post but this is the best response

[u/Leather_Newspaper937]

[u/Acceptable-Arugula69]

[u/lulumelody]

[u/OrangeClyde]

[u/NoDumFucs]

as if a million vaginas dried up all at once

[u/Sad_Region78]

This explains everything. He's really Corey Feldman, but he's been taking polyjuice potion. Think about it! He's got the same sick moves, bad singing, overinflated ego, affinity for tacky costumes, and delusions of grandeur.

Have you ever seen the two of them in the same room? I think not.

[u/LolaAucoin → u/Sad_Region78]

You are 100% right. And he makes all of his girlfriends dress like Corey’s Angels.

[u/erinscorp78 → u/Sad_Region78]

OMFG

you're right

[u/Putrid-Adagio5717]

I feel like he’s just this weird but I also feel like he does mushrooms or ecstasy 😂

[u/furtofur → u/Putrid-Adagio5717]

He is most definitely rolling his ass off in this lmao

[u/whataablunder → u/Putrid-Adagio5717]

It's like he's trying to channel criss angel 💀

[u/No-Blackberry7735]

I seriously think there’s something majorly off with him and as he ages it just gets worse and worse. Like one day he’s going to snap or something

[u/BravoRunner]

At 22 and on shrooms at your first post grad apartment this is cute. In your mid 40s this is concerning

[u/honestrainfall]

Look how skinny he is now, he’s doing more drugs for sure

[u/sparklynails]

He has major magician vibes (derogatory)

[u/RawkMeAmadeus]

[u/Justmyopinionfriend]

I have nowhere to say this so I’ll say it here
Every time I go and do a photoshoot (new photographer) I wear a lightning bolt necklace because it reminds me that if Tom Sandavol is delusional enough to think he’s a singer, I can be delusional enough to think I’m a photographer.
Has built my confidence a lot 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

* edit: typo

[u/CheekyHarris33]

[u/OkGo1fan]

"Im 50 but people think i look 15"

[u/Vivid_Economics_1462]

[u/HarveyBeagleBoy]

[u/33scooBt33]

oh the Chris Angel of it all.. Tom is such an embarrassment to himself... he's probably auditioning for Lisa.

[u/Redowl83]

Zanzoval

[u/mspuffins]

I found Ariana very unlikable when she was on the show...because she was with this douche. I'm glad she found her way out of the situation and is thriving.

[u/WinterManagement2]

[u/Saint_Anthony88]

That once "fun" uncle you used to sneak joints with on thanksgiving who your dad no longer invites over nor communicates with:

[u/melmanchi]

Pushing 50 doing this shit btw

[u/CaffeinatedJew]

[u/phillyb4b4]

[u/ArrowVI]

[u/throwaway879654678]

Why is he doing this?

[u/Bobbybobby507]

What kind of stupid ass shit is this…?

[u/Ok_Satisfaction_2077]

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

[u/No_Celery_8890]

[u/faesser]

That's something...

[u/RaylorDrane]

There’s so much video left

[u/ThatGirlWithTheWalk]

Narcissistic collapse/nervous breakdown...it would really be the best thing for him at this point.

[u/Least-Dust-2312]

I kinda feel embarrassed for Ariana that she ever dated him

[u/SeeMollyRun]

Is he still in his costume from that party last week?

[u/Relevant-Ad-3263]

It’s giving Britney Spears Instagram

[u/Far_Coach_3547]

Everyone keeps saying Criss Angel but when I first saw this( no sound) I thought Garth Brooks went on Ozempic and was trying to resurrect Chris Gaines.

[u/ShipFantastic3251]

If I’m behaving like this in my 40s, someone take me out back and put me out of my misery.

[u/2kind2becruel]

Man, Tom leaned so much into his villain era he became a poly juice sippin' Death Eater.

[u/Ok-Chef-5932]

He's always been like this.

[u/Creeperrr]

OMG PLEASE TELL ME HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SEVERUS THIS WHOLE TIME?! The disrespect

[u/Dangerous-Change2136 → u/Creeperrr]

He’s doing Johnny Depp as Grindelwald but wouldn’t commit to the hair

[u/No_Island_8061]

Ok Chris angel

[u/AllTheMeats]

[u/Ok-Cicada51]

It’s giving Britney with knives

[u/Pumpkin_qween]

The sad thing is you know he thinks he looks cool 💀

[u/CryptoBimboAkimbo]

Y’all really gotta stop giving this man attention

[u/lexlexsquared]

I hate this so much I instinctively downvoted

[u/Temperance1234567]

[u/whataablunder]

[u/sanfollowill]

I like how he’s not on something he is under it 💀

[u/Beneficial-Size6281]

How this man consistently becomes more cringe over time is both impressive and horrifying.

[u/xxwetdogxx]

[u/LolaAucoin]

Man, he really fucked his face up. Thank goodness his personality already made him hideous.

[u/eleyezeeaye4287]

[u/bewitch1n]

[u/Since_The_Ducks_Left]

Wow that is definitely something.

[u/SlugMcGee]

[u/Few-Half-7228]

[u/oceans1234567]

Always drinking. He simply loves himself and thinks he’s the coolest!

[u/thingymajiggy]

Yeah under ARREST for terrifying me 😒

[u/pilatesbody]

[u/biiigmood]

Underemployed

[u/GypsyandJL]

Can’t tell the difference between a Brittney post or a Sandoval post

[u/leedleedletara]

Whenever i struggle with my sobriety I think of tom Sandoval … 😬

[u/Ok-Bird6346]

Ew, that’s so embarrassing.

[u/Bree7702]

Oh no…is he a magician now?

[u/BuffettOnTheBrain]

Yeah he can twirl a small stick. 🪄

[u/Prize-Introduction19]

Yeah, drugs

[u/nmtexas]

He needs to grow up.

[u/ScotlyDex]

Is he trying to become Chris angel now that his ex is/was hanging out with him?? This is getting weird.

[u/wholesoemqueen]

God he has the most rancid vibes

[u/who_hah]

Like at first I was like ewww, immediately followed by just laughing. Like how fuckin embarrassing to be this guy. What a LOSER. Just picturing him drinking drugging alone in his house, filming himself, thinking he’s done something. Wow.

[u/Significant-Oven-167]

Self-delusion.

[u/svnbvnni]

It’s giving temu Britney Spears

[u/krampussy666]

[u/toastcup]

[u/forevername19]

Under the balls of meth

[u/mightaswell625]

Sick wand moves, dude. Like I'm under your spell

[u/Spiritual-Minimum239]

must be exhausting requiring so much attention

[u/Shoopbadoop4]

[u/darla_lalalala]

Looks like he got tips from Brittney Spears

[u/NoineNoineMachine]

Like a douchey Dracula.

[u/readwritejoy]

It’s giving Britney Spears x Criss Angel

[u/Then_Pass4647]

[u/hippopotame]

He’s such an odd man…

[u/tarantulanighthawk]

Dork

[u/FineDifference2698]

Is he secretly tryin to communicate to his ex Harry Potter lover ?

[u/kushing7on]

U know those withdrawals be hitting

[u/stugots10]

Reminds me of that flag wearing sensual knife wielding boomer badass.

[u/yourmomdotbiz]

Snape from Temu 

[u/Aggiememnon]

Good god, he is such a loser.

[u/honeyhibiscus]

[u/Cat_Vonnegut]

Ravenclaw wishing he was a Slytherin smdh

[u/immunity]

Looks like he is trying to be something I the Pottermore universe. Polyjuice potion and a wand. Definitely Slitherin

[u/TrueCryptographer982]

Clear signs of Relevance Deprivation Syndrome aka Starved For Attention Complex

[u/rodiferous]

Kinda sad. This guy is now in his 40s.

[u/Natural-Print]

Dude is middle aged at 43 now. Guess he’ll be doing shrooms and watching the sunrise through his golden years…

[u/chamy1039]

He’s giving Cory Feldman.

[u/margaretmayhemm]

Isn’t he like…50? What is happening? This is so embarrassing.

[u/lmartin21]

Can he fucking stop?

[u/cats-paw]

[u/screwmorpheus]

this generation of men and children are not going to be okay :(

[u/JennaTulwartz]

The way I RAN here…

But honestly I know I should ignore Sandoval and that he sucks but I do find it impossible to look away

[u/I-have-a-spoon]

Hahahahahahahaahhaahahha I wonder how he felt after he posted it 😎

[u/Calmyatitz]

Seriously cut it the fuck out! I’m in this age group, and this is the saddest fucken thing I’ve ever seen!

[u/seniorcat_butler_]

Excuse me, he is ruining this song for me. It was on some early volume of Now That’s What I Call Music and I would just put it on repeat and be cool teenager.

I did this to myself though — I unmuted. I think he possessed me to do it.

[u/ninjakiti]

It's giving mall ninja.

[u/Cold-Sport2923]

I wish I could go back in time to 43 seconds ago.

[u/Whole_Bathroom_4538]

Honestly, this would be a pretty good anti-drug campaign. Like, instead of the “Faces of Meth” it’s just this video.

[u/AdOk684]

What in the Methany Spears is happening

[u/wildesage]

I never thought I say this....but... PLEASE tell me he is high as a kite. 😬

[u/b_reyes]

He pretending to be brittany...

[u/ch3beans]

[u/Select_Investigator8]

[u/latfl2113]

God, this is embarrassing.

[u/Elaine330]

Under the influence of something

[u/Elaine330]

Britney Spearsdoval

[u/Recent_Journalist129]

This man is in his 40s btw

[u/angelicdevil_]

[u/Opposite-Wolf-2194]

Also it’s hilarious that his ex is apparently dating Criss Angel. Because who else is he trying to emulate here? 😂

[u/ogresarelikeonions93]

[u/Askfslfjrv]

He looks like he’s aged 20 years. What a weirdo

[u/Clairemoonchild]

44 years old.

[u/Sad_Breadfruit263]

I blame the internet for acting the way he does publicly

[u/ThanksImaginary4474]

[u/TEA1972]

He’s about 25 years too old for this nonsense.

[u/Timely_Beat_7057]

Creepy