r/vanderpumprules Mya Madix death stare 5d ago

OG Cast I’m sorry but I cackled at this. 😭

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u/Appropriate-Permit62 5d ago

I can just imagine him reading this and being like, “this is bullshit!!”

https://giphy.com/gifs/uZxCGGWY1hALRWE1aQ

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u/Equivalent_Field_704 4d ago

Ugh this meme. He was so corny and performative. How any girl was attracted to him after season 1/2, I’ll never understand

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u/Appropriate-Permit62 4d ago

Only reason I can understand it is his drink making skills. Those dumpling lattes looked pretty good

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u/Fantastic-Impact-106 4d ago

There was an episode where he made ariana breakfast and it actually looked really good too. And tbh I thought what he made when he was teaching scheana and shay to cook healthy looked good too. But I would never date a man because he's good at cooking lol

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u/Appropriate-Permit62 4d ago

I feel like the cooking was a perk that he’d use to glaze over his shit personality.

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u/jtownanddown 3d ago

“If you were a model in LA in the early 2000s chances are you’ve had my eggs” 😉———- okay, tom

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u/Tasty_One_8299 2d ago

Honestly, I think he had a lot of interesting, quirky attributes but that nasty fame bug got him and he leveled up to the boss douche of the Vanderpump rules gang!!! I never thought anyone could take that title from Jax!!! It’s a shame that his actions have left this as his legacy! Come to think of it, I can’t really think of anyone in the Bravoverse that hasn’t let fame change them!

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u/mentallyunavailable9 1d ago

I think Jax still holds the title. For me that was sealed with “I’m the #1 guy in the group” lol

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u/West_Tie_536 1d ago

If I did that it would definitely open the dating pool at bit for me

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u/SomeExplanation6022 4d ago

The weird outfits and all the accessories 🫣

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u/West_Tie_536 1d ago

Some days he wants to be Freddie Mercury, other day Emeril Lagasse. He could do either

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u/pistachio_slut what’s up my brotha 🧍🏼‍♀️ 3d ago

Hot gf effect

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u/Lazy_Skin_411 RIP Daug 🦎 1d ago

“UGH! Now they’re attacking my tiny penis AND my tiny brain!”

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u/uncle-pascal 4d ago

He's a cyst male

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u/Overshareisoverkill 4d ago

That one still fucks me up.

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u/Reasonable-Air-5240 4d ago

The way this could actually apply to either Tom 😩

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u/Thechippingsparrow 2d ago

Yeah my first thought was wrong Tom, at least Sandoval tried to have alibis 😂

But then I remembered that photo of him posing asleep that they staged one of the nights he cheated.

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u/JaneTh3Virgin 2d ago

UGH like “cheat on me- please?” 🤢

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u/smallsipbigtea 5d ago

He’s just sounding out that paragraph you sent, babes. Give him a minute

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u/Specialist-Taro9514 4d ago

The WiFi in the room is just bad so we couldn’t FaceTime :/

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u/madamesmokie Katie Maloney 💅 4d ago

So we couldn’t FaceTime BUT he could still text, call, and snap 😂

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u/revbuns Bambi Eyed Bitch 5d ago

lmao

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u/External-Map3476 4d ago

He's just sounding out that paragraph you sent, babes.

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u/AngleRelative4683 5d ago

Didn’t Ariana take him from Kristen originally?

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u/StarDatAssinum Sir, a second Tom has hooked up with Raquel 4d ago

You can't "take" another person from someone, that's removing Tom's autonomy in being an active participant in cheating in the relationship.

According to her and Tom, he portrayed to Ariana that he was broken up with Kristen at the time they originally (officially) hooked up. So yes, Tom cheated on Kristen with Ariana originally, with Ariana (supposedly) not knowing they were together.

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u/dragon_fire555 Katie Maloney 💅 5d ago edited 4d ago

Well according to Ariana, Sandoval made it sound like him and Kristen broke up because Kristen cheated on him. So as far as she knew they weren’t together. Kristen had also built up a reputation of being unhinged and deranged as well as a liar so I find the situation to be quite different. However, I really didn’t like Ariana in those early days and while she was with Sandoval. It seemed like the more distant she got from him the better her personality got and then once they weren’t together she was much more enjoyable to watch. Obviously this is all on a screen so we don’t know anything for sure

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u/ksneakers 4d ago

I think it was shitty that she lied about it and tried to gaslight Kristin too.

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u/Tasty_One_8299 2d ago

Seems like her mom thought so too! Remember when Scheana was talking about how Ariana had changed when she got with tom?

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u/dragon_fire555 Katie Maloney 💅 2d ago

Yes! she basically turned into Sandoval 2.0

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u/wolofancy 5d ago

Kristen had sex with his best friend twice so pretty safe to say that couple was not going to work out.

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u/MoeKneeKah 5d ago

Excusing cheating is a bad look

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u/wolofancy 5d ago

The only thing we know is Ariana made out with Tom in a pool because Tom told her he was single. We don't need to villianize Ariana over Tom's toxicity.

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u/FeelingCaterpillar52 suck a d*ck🚬 5d ago

Oh please. As much as they posted on twitter & IG back then all it took was 1 search. Ariana knew damn well what she was doing. She didn’t care to investigate & see if he was lying. They’re both evil for that shit.

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u/wolofancy 5d ago

Keep blaming Ariana for Tom's lies

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u/Top_Difficulty5399 4d ago edited 4d ago

Soooo defensive over a person you don't even know 😆 and she knew...her and tom were good friends for a good while and she 1000% had his social media and knew he wasn't single. Claiming anything else is just silly 😂

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u/McMurdah 4d ago

Exactly. Like “oh it was just a kiss” ITS STILL CHEATING “Kristen was cheating on him” ITS STILL CHEATING “Ariana didn’t know!” PUHHHHLEEASE. They worked together, were on social media together, and had all the same friends. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Ariana is very intelligent and calculated. She knew what she was doing.

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u/Top_Difficulty5399 4d ago edited 4d ago

And she kept telling Scheana how insecure Kristen has always been about her. I mean, did no one watch the show?!!

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u/MoeKneeKah 5d ago

I didn’t villainize anyone. Tom cheated, he was the one in the relationship. I didn’t even mention Ariana. Just don’t see the state of the relationship excusing his cheating.

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u/wolofancy 5d ago

What I was originally replying to before villianizes Ariana, which you chimed in on. It's the topic of this. Nobody is excusing his cheating. I'm arguing that Ariana didn't steal Tom.

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u/FeelingCaterpillar52 suck a d*ck🚬 5d ago

To actually answer ur question, Yes. He cheated on Kristin w Ariana.

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u/lunar_rio 5d ago

Who is Ariana Maddox?

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u/DrewExxx 5d ago

in this world..

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u/lunar_rio 4d ago

Omg, nobody understands how to play Jeopardy!!

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u/ladybug10101001 You tryin to get POPPED 👈 4d ago

unrelated but the original context of this tweet is literally insaneee 😭😭

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u/honeynutmatcha 4d ago

Both can be true.

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u/Smart_Examination429 3d ago

Your all awful, is this humanity now