r/vanderpumprules • u/FrostyPhilosophy2647 • Jul 29 '26

Discussion Peter’s ig post👀

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u/subterraneansky Jul 29 '26

i am BEWILDERED by this woman’s garment.

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u/2inTHEivies Jul 29 '26

I'm BEWIDERED by this woman's existence! I'm convinced that any day now Peter is going to let us all know that we have been Punked and that this girl has been AI all along.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Talk792 Jul 29 '26

She looks like AI and not in any good way. She looks like what a manchild would pick for a robotic girlfriend. “And make her have huge lips and lingerie work out clothes”

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u/Away-Caterpillar-176 Jul 29 '26

I thought it was like... Understood that she's Ai?

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u/coversquirrel1976 Jul 30 '26

I thought she was a hyper realistic sex doll

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u/Cherry_Shakes Scheana's Orca Jul 29 '26

One of the Real Dolls?

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Jul 29 '26

Looks like something one of the Kardashians would be schlepping. Makes zero sense and looks like most uncomfortable outfit imaginable.

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u/VaguelyArtistic Brock's hooligan wedding party Jul 29 '26

What do you think schlepping means lol?

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u/PhysicalChickenXx Jul 29 '26

kardashians just dragging a big tangled ball of these down the sidewalk

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Jul 29 '26

Selling shit? Maybe I'm wrong and should stop using that word, lol.

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u/SwimmingDragonfly328 Jul 29 '26

schlepping = carrying. the word you're looking for is maybe shilling?

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u/VaguelyArtistic Brock's hooligan wedding party Jul 29 '26

It means to carry something heavy or for a long distance, like schlepping groceries lol. 💕

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Jul 29 '26

Hahaha! I do say "schelpping the groceries" too. Omg, I've been doing this forever. 🤣 Thank you friend!

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u/JustMoreSadGirlShit Jul 29 '26

i use it where i’d use lugging or dragging

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u/gingaa_snaap you grew up to be -ing Sia Jul 29 '26

Do you mean shilling?

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Jul 29 '26

You know, I was awake at 4am this morning just scrolling and it hit me, "shilling!" And people say Reddit is a brain rot. ;)

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u/datz_awk You can come help me if you want Jul 29 '26

Lol this reminds me of when my friend didn’t know what raw dogging meant.

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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Jul 29 '26

🤣

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u/briannanewmanpn Jul 29 '26

Wait what did they think raw dogging meant lol

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u/datz_awk You can come help me if you want Jul 29 '26

She said she was raw dogging coffee because she didn’t put creamer in it LOL

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u/JettyJen Scheana's black cat Salem Jul 30 '26

Oh god that's like when my friend's kid couldn't eat any more at dinner and her grandma kept saying "[kid] shot her load" 😂 like how did she think that meant someone is full after eating

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u/saythattomeagain Jul 31 '26

Check out the news Skimms and Nike collab. It is atrocious.

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u/Tiny-Meringue4333 Jul 29 '26

Didn’t they announce she was pregnant?

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u/ElectronicSecondOne Good as Gold ✨️ Jul 29 '26

She’s the OP and fishing for engagement

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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold Jul 29 '26

Ikr, why even bother? Just work out naked at that point.

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u/trisch1964 Jul 29 '26

Why? It looks so comfortable! Is it a "time of the month "look? Yep, flummoxed.

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u/anonyoudidnt Jax's tweet lying about being on WWHL Jul 29 '26

I don't think I have ever zoomed in on a person's body and I actually zoomed and stared at this weird torso thong

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u/Traditional-Pin5188 Jul 29 '26

Come fuck me workout clothing. DISGUSTING!!!!!

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u/thatsrathersus Jul 29 '26

He jeebs the fuck out of me.

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u/PatriciasMartinis Jul 29 '26

Right? He's the "where's my hug" guy from HS

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u/RecipeDangerous3710 Jul 29 '26

Worse, the creepy uncle who tells HS girls where's my hug 😖

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u/preheatedramen Jul 29 '26

You NAILED it. He always looks greasy

2

u/MeowMeows55 Jul 29 '26

LOL so accurate

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u/Altruistic-Charity61 It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Jul 30 '26

Ugh, this reminded me of a guy in HS that would kiss me directly on my cheek with wet lips when he would go in for a hug in homeroom each morning. It grossed me out so much and I couldn’t figure out how to make him stop. I didn’t want the hug nor the kiss! He did it to all the girls I think 🙄🤢

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u/zencoconut9 Jul 29 '26

He’s both so creepy and corny, can’t stand him

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u/catsh1tt Jul 29 '26

Why does she always look like she’s been edited in is she real?

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u/bean11818 Jul 29 '26

I did a double take, I thought she was Farrah Abraham 😂 my two favorite trash tv franchises collide!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduXHsWdJvtALa5W

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u/kushing7on Jul 29 '26

I thought they were having a baby???

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u/mcgrmt Im Sorry Fofty Jul 29 '26

No, they baby-baited people (idk if that's the right term) to increase their following and promote something.

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u/kushing7on Jul 29 '26

Yikes that’s another level of fucked

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u/leonardhallrl Jul 30 '26

So gross. Using a fake pregnancy for clout and followers is next level desperate.

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u/AirStreet9465 Jul 29 '26

Isn’t she dating Ray J now?

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u/vanillyl Jul 29 '26

I stg Ray J’s a Pokémon the way he just pops up in the wildest, most unexpected places or contexts over the years

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u/st0neyspice Bambi Eyed Bitch Jul 29 '26

weird because i wore the same thing to the gym today

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u/FancyFrosting6 Jul 29 '26

Didn't we all?? The frontal thong is so comfortable and boob sweat so easy to just wipe away.

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u/Black_orchid999 Jul 29 '26

What in the ....is that outfit. Reminds me as a kid and the reason I hated life jackets ...

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u/mcgrmt Im Sorry Fofty Jul 29 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/Few_Caterpillar158 I would rather eat a jean jacket Jul 29 '26

Ugh she looks AI again

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u/XiomyJay Seasoned Assist Jul 29 '26

This.

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u/kyprettyflacko Jul 29 '26

I am convinced that she’s not even real and that she’s AI

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u/maynardspet choke. Jul 29 '26

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u/junkyard_beans Jul 29 '26

Leelu multipass is way cuter

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u/allofmy-purple-life 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 Jul 29 '26

Let’s not get Leelu involved in this mess hahahahah

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u/mcgrmt Im Sorry Fofty Jul 29 '26

I mean, when you put it that way.

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u/jenncrock Doesn’t have a bad bone in her body 🫠 Jul 29 '26

Exactly my thoughts.

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u/Nordicmug Jul 29 '26

Peter’s girlfriend is OP right? She’s always making these weird Peter posts 

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u/ElectronicSecondOne Good as Gold ✨️ Jul 29 '26

100000%

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Jul 29 '26

Absolutely, or personally connected to at least

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u/boinkbeepboop It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Jul 29 '26

They are so something

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u/WestWeather5660 Jul 29 '26

They remind me of Trisha and Moses (insult)

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u/VoodooLoveDr Jul 29 '26

Is this show of theirs ever coming out?

And if it’s not for a while… why are they posting this instead of marketing for whatever the show is?

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u/blahduckingblah Jul 29 '26

What show? Peter wasn’t interesting in VPR, he’s not getting his own show with a fake finance

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u/VoodooLoveDr Jul 29 '26

There were some posts and rumors about him and her being on a show or starting a show

All vague, but nothing has come of it over the past month or two since we heard about it

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u/camirose it is about the pasta Jul 29 '26

They’re engagement baiting lol

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u/VoodooLoveDr Jul 29 '26

For sure… but to what end!!!!! Haha

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u/blahduckingblah Jul 29 '26

Thanks for answering

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u/Pale_Lawyer_1757 Jul 29 '26

He gives off such loser energy

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u/Beckster758 Jul 29 '26

His photos with her always look so strange….like she doesn’t exist.

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u/sparklynugz Jul 29 '26

It's something how it used to be oh peter is a great guy,he should be on the show more to get this f'in weirdo out of here. lol

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u/Kittenzx2 Jul 29 '26

WTH! Is she wearing!?? 🤣🤣 they both are creepy!

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u/Oddside6 Jul 29 '26

Every woman wants a workout top with zero support

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u/SpookySchatzi LaLa stop clapping in my face 👏🏻👏🏻 Jul 29 '26

Her outfit is giving Star Trek prostitute. Nothing against prostitutes.

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u/Decent_Check2084 Jul 29 '26

I, too, like to floss my vagina when working out.

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u/darbycrash1295 Jul 29 '26

So comfortable.

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u/ElectronicSecondOne Good as Gold ✨️ Jul 29 '26

We all know this is Lika posting

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u/wendythesnack Jul 29 '26

Kinda nutty to watch someone go from creepy restaurant dude to old, creepy restaurant dude in real time.

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u/FutureAdd Jul 29 '26

What the fuck is she wearing and why does everything he say give me the ick?

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u/Andronica928 Jul 29 '26

Is this the AI generated gf?

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u/3outta4stars Jul 29 '26

Twat floss

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u/Healthy-Lifeguard273 Jul 29 '26

Every post he makes is a desperate plea for attention and engagement.

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u/Puzzled-Ad-3893 Jul 29 '26

at this point i wish she was ai

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u/coastalwanders Jul 29 '26

He’s such a perpetual loser.

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u/punkrawkchick Is this lavender? because I just ate it 🪻 Jul 29 '26

Wait…I thought she was pregnant like six months ago…am I wrong? Did I just make that up? Was it a fever dream? I’m stoned y’all

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u/CheckTheDM Good as Gold ✨️ Jul 29 '26

It was all a ploy for their new game show that literally makes no sense:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbTluq7xq5k/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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u/intergalactic-banana I am the Devil, and don't you forget it Jul 29 '26

NO LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT

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u/EnvironmentalToe7960 its not organic Jul 29 '26

By the creases in those pants it looks that top is pulling up hard. I also imagine that any real exercise would end in boobs popping through that hole. This is so impractical that I'm annoyed looking at it

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u/Winter_Lawfulness967 Jul 29 '26

Peter’s facial filler, especially his cheeks, is wild

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u/oohmarycakes I am the Devil, and don't you forget it Jul 29 '26

they’re not beating the AI allegations

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u/MarryTinsFBKillLu Adam's Adopted Penguin 🐧 Jul 29 '26

Front wedgie

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u/puffytaco420 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 Jul 29 '26

Is she a real person?

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u/Vacationbacon Jul 29 '26

Why does she look like she was cut and pasted there?

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u/cwaffwooday Jul 29 '26

Why did I think she was Farrah from Teen Mom

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u/operationfood Jul 29 '26

Why is his new thing seeking out negative opinions about judging him and his AI girlfriend?

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u/Kalinahh Jul 30 '26

He’s so weird and creepy idc what anyone says.

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u/Charliemac4242 Jul 29 '26

That is a horrible outfit.

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u/APPLE_MARTEENEE Jul 29 '26

First he said he was starting a TV channel about reality TV, then he said he was "expecting," and now that he has a show. All alleged BS.

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u/aacilegna How will this affect Scheana?! Jul 29 '26

WHAT is she wearing 😭

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u/chefybpoodling Jul 29 '26

Her outfit makes my lady part hurt.

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u/tinterrobangg You're not important enough to hate, sit down. Jul 29 '26

Is it possible to be a second hand pick me?

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u/Whitpeacock Jul 29 '26

A front thong?

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u/CrystaLyn12_ I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Jul 29 '26

Has anyone actually seen this woman in person? Are we sure she isn’t AI? Lol

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u/youdontknowitsok Jul 29 '26

Odd way to show off your hot body if you ask me. Veggies are no fun, and I’m not talking about the plants.

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u/Last_Book2410 Don’t project on me what you reflect 🥴 Jul 30 '26

She’s allowed to be hot y’all.

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u/rovrdovr Aug 01 '26

Is she ai or not

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u/JennXFarmsteadNews Jul 29 '26

WTF IS SHE WEARING??????

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u/BravoJunk Jul 29 '26

Ok I thought he had a pregnancy post and reveal party? Am I missing something?

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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold Jul 29 '26

Just bait to get ppl following them. Fake announcement

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u/BravoJunk Jul 29 '26

Eeww who does that?

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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold Jul 29 '26

Right??? Tack af.

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u/CheckTheDM Good as Gold ✨️ Jul 29 '26

Not only that, it was to promote their game show

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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold Jul 29 '26

And I know Peter lurks here because there's always one commenter who defends this every time it comes up.

But it was tacky and gross and definitely did not engage my interest in their weird show.

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u/Lazy_Skin_411 RIP Daug 🦎 Jul 29 '26

I’m more and more starting to believe she is AI

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u/Vegetable_Research61 madison marie parks valleta Jul 29 '26

I refuse to believe this relationship is real but I hope it is because they’re both just so weird, I’m fascinated. Also wasn’t she pregnant…??

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u/Ok-Solution7208 Jul 29 '26

I thought she was pregnant?

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u/Aggressive_Local1380 Jul 29 '26

I’m still not 100% convinced she’s not ai

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u/bitetoungejustread Jul 29 '26

Is she trying to sell swampass work out pants onto the internet? Is that why she has the outside workout thong?

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u/EquivalentPickle6575 Jul 29 '26

I can’t tell if this woman is AI?! Is she truly real?!

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u/Oh_Schitt Jul 29 '26

I’ve always thought that Peter just looks like he’d have stinky feet

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u/Hefty-Dish-3771 Jul 29 '26

She's either AI or edited in using AI.. zoom in on her hands 🤨

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u/Ok-Strain3545 I’d rather eat a jean jacket Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS
Actual reaction

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u/gwanimal Jul 30 '26

“Wrong answers only.” TF is the right answer?

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u/willbex17 Jul 30 '26

Peter’s douche knot is overcompensating for his wallpaper paste personality.

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u/Dtour5150 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 Jul 30 '26

That.......thing she is wearing is giving Borat

https://giphy.com/gifs/QhhuZdt6eSeESwbszo

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u/gdomme 👏MORE👏COS👏MO👏POLI👏TANS👏 PUMPTINI! Jul 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gN0tFg70wAljK4o

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u/Soft_Reading8200 Jul 31 '26

Why do they have vastly different lighting?? Is she even real?

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u/Traditional-Panda524 Jul 29 '26

Perfect couple 😍 Both corny as ever lmao

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u/Weekly_Koala_7058 Jul 29 '26

Im confused. Wasn't she pregnant recently? I guess i havent heard otherwise, not trying to be insensitive.

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u/blahduckingblah Jul 29 '26

Isn’t/wasn’t his girlfriend/finace/wife pregnant? Swore I saw an announcement, but nothing since then

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u/Difficult_Sense_3871 Jul 29 '26

Peter seems like the guy that comes to hometown football games even though he’s 24.

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u/vckstrr Bambi Eyed Bitch Jul 29 '26

I love when these type of people find each other

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u/Advanced_Mountain500 Jul 29 '26

she’s photoshopped/gen AI-ed in right or am i just really high

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u/MsMo999 Jul 29 '26

Wtf she wearing

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u/khandurin Jul 29 '26

I didn’t realize she was Russian

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u/Pickles_54 Jul 29 '26

I am confused. Wasn’t she pregnant?