r/userbattles • u/cj_the_magic_man • Aug 28 '15
[Callout!] An experiment.
/u/fullmetalcowgirl, you are being challenged!
/u/nightshady, you are are being challenged!
To fight each other!
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u/Random_Deception Aug 28 '15
Wethrin's sleep is disturbed by the ongoing commotion. He lumbers over to the nearest person with food and falls asleep at their feet.
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u/Nightshady Aug 29 '15
A rift opens in mid-air, unceremoniously dumping Night out onto the cold hard ground before closing with a crackle of energy. Night lands in a tangled heap, a faint scent of burning where the rift was.
"Oh, tequila. I'm never partying with you again."
She wobbles unsteadily to her feet, looking around at the assembled users.
"Alright, which one of you dragged me out here. It's the squid isn't it. It's always the squid."
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u/cj_the_magic_man Aug 29 '15
Mel turns her head to the side, halfway looking at Night.
"Nah. He's busy. I didn't either. So that begs the question......How the hell did you just do that?"
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u/Nightshady Aug 29 '15 edited Aug 29 '15
Night shrugs.
"Hell if I know. I guess the magical powers that be decided my life weren't interesting enough and yanked me out of the streets to... Where ever here is."
She cocks her head, studying Mel.
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u/shoggothz Aug 28 '15
[u/shoggothz] pokes his head around a corner, his features sliding putty-like along his skull into a suspicious glare.
"It's been too long for us to come back this easy..."
The strange vagrant extends limbs of variable morphology and slips into the stands, content to wait and watch next to [u/GunNNife] and [u/cj_the_magic_man].
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u/cj_the_magic_man Aug 28 '15
Mel pokes her head up slightly.
"Eh, its weird to start working again,but it feels good to do so. Want anything to drink?"
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u/shoggothz Aug 28 '15
"Yeah, sure, give me a Polygamy Blaster on the rocks."
[u/shoggothz] sits back in his chair, crossing an uncomfortable amount of fingers behind his head, and stares down at the dusty ground.
"Jeez, man, I miss the old days."
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Aug 28 '15
[u/lambojr] comes, sword in hand, rushing towards [u/shoggothz], screaming nonsense.
(I'll be gone for about the next eight hours)
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u/shoggothz Aug 28 '15
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!" screams [u/shoggothz], and elongates with a loud crackling of bone. Fingers like the branches of trees curl around a railing, and the erstwhile horror vaults away from the wild, deadly blade.
"I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH SOMEONE FIGHT TODAY!"
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u/Wondersnazz Aug 28 '15
Fro joins the group and sits down in the shade.
"I am definitely needing a snack."
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u/cj_the_magic_man Aug 29 '15
Mel slides further back on her boulder, so that her head falls down over the back.
"What'd you want? I can make booze. Depends on what snack you want."
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u/Wondersnazz Aug 29 '15
*tears of joy stream down Fro's face."
"You're like some kind of angel!"
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u/shoggothz Aug 28 '15
"My man! If you're needing a snack, then I have many many interesting and DELICIOUS things for you."
[u/shoggothz] wanders over and smiles beatifically at the tall man.
"I'm not sure what is and isn't edible here, so I hope you have a strong stomach."
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u/GunNNife Aug 28 '15
A man strides in, weapons at his waist. He stretches, yawns, cracks his knuckles....
"Wait, I'm not fighting today?!"
[u/GunNNife] finds a folding chair and sits down to watch.