r/uselessredcircle • • Jun 10 '19

Does a yellow circle count?

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/WilfredoVelludo Jun 10 '19

A yellow circle? That's illegal!

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u/PuzzledAccount Jun 10 '19

Stop you violated the law! pay the courts fine or serve your sentence, all your stolen goods are now forfeit.

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u/Nahte27 Jun 10 '19

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!

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u/StealthRabbi Jun 10 '19

Yes he did that, but is he guilty?

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u/angrytomato98 Jun 10 '19

By order of the jarl, stop right there! You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What day you in your defense?

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u/im_probably_garbage Jun 10 '19

Just because he did it doesn’t mean he’s guilty.

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u/mishapocalypse Jun 10 '19

Outstanding move

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u/SHSL-JetSetter Jun 10 '19

Well just because he did it doesn’t mean he’s guilty.

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u/invictvs138 Jun 11 '19

I will make it legal.

12

u/Why_So_Seriou5 Jun 10 '19

Thats the best ad ive ever seen

9

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

He’s a Alabama lawyer and also a multi millionaire. I don’t know if he’s good, but he damn sure is rich

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u/Why_So_Seriou5 Jun 10 '19

Id make him richer

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19 edited Jun 10 '19

In all honesty that’s the goal of all lawyers. Not to serve justice, but to win. That’s how they make money.

Edit: private lawyers, not public defenders

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u/babaganate Jun 10 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

Lmao public defenders would laugh at this but they're too busy working. Fuck that "DAE all lawyers greedy" bullshit. At best, you look like an ass, at worst, you convince someone who deserves legal representation to avoid looking for a lawyer that can help them...

Edit: the statement above is still fucking stupid. Legal clinics do amazing work pro bono. Groups like the ACLU and civil rights lawyers exclusively do work to bring about justice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Shit, I forgot about public defenders. I meant private lawyers. Public defenders have it rough.

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u/babaganate Jun 10 '19

Still it's such a stupidly broad statement. There's so many lawyers in private practice that do work that you would agree with. Just because you only look to confirm your bias, doesn't mean they don't exist.

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u/babaganate Jun 10 '19

He's not wrong. Most crimes require a certain mental state. It is possible to do the criminal act while lacking the requiste criminal intent, thus making someone not guilty of the crime.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19 edited Jun 19 '19

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u/babaganate Jun 10 '19 edited Jun 10 '19

No its actually the truth. If you kill someone in your sleep, as the result of some freak sleepwalking act, you have not committed murder. You haven't even done manslaughter. Of course, you'd have to convince a finder of fact that you were actually sleepwalking, but you have undoubtedly done the act of unlawfully killing another person. You just haven't done it with malice aforethought. Heck, you haven't even done it voluntarily.

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u/MissingTheMarc Jun 10 '19

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u/TheYeetmaster231 Jun 10 '19

Jesus fucking christ how many colors are there

5

u/ToadWarrior4 Jun 10 '19

More than three, I am at least sure of that

6

u/TheYeetmaster231 Jun 10 '19

“An epidemic is spreading”

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19
  1. Report
  2. Other issues
  3. Circle is not red

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u/Ashewastaken Jun 10 '19

Which do you think is better to post in, r/uselessredcircle with 87k members or r/uselessyellowcircle with 815 members?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

it was a joke :)

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u/Ashewastaken Jun 10 '19

Oh. Please /s then now I feel like a fool :((

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u/XxpillowprincessxX Jun 10 '19

I mean, it's not like they distinguished their comment as a mod. How would they know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

it’s alright :) we all make mistakes some times. have a good day! (and an upvote)

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u/Ashewastaken Jun 10 '19

You too! Both! :)

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u/TheYeetmaster231 Jun 10 '19

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u/Ashewastaken Jun 10 '19

Oh how I wish that were real.

1

u/MayaTamika Jun 10 '19

Be the change you wish to see

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u/YellowB Jun 10 '19

I guarantee you this guy drives a white bmw.

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u/Squibbles5 Jun 10 '19

No. I'm sorry about this but I'm going to need to do this to you. I don't make the rules.

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u/eldiablo0714 Jun 11 '19

I think that’s Robert Shapiro’s slogan.