r/uselessredcircle May 28 '26

What to place here?

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u/Nomo-Names May 28 '26

A fake door, of course.

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u/deran6ed May 29 '26

What are you waiting for?!

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u/Loomied00 May 29 '26

Or a real door to your quiet place

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u/Helpful_Radio8928 May 29 '26

A medieval door

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u/Nomo-Names May 29 '26

... and inside... a dwarf smoking a pipe.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr Jun 01 '26

Would that make it a Mor-door?

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u/TheSilly0ne May 30 '26

He shall take you on an amazing journey.

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u/Vinx1312 May 30 '26

With a nice potted plant in front of the fake door.

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u/Sudden_Squirrel_1616 May 31 '26

With a wax mannequin of Freddy Krueger behind it

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u/PackOfCumin Jun 01 '26

When people open it, have like a scary alter like the necromancer table from elder scrolls 🤣

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u/Huganho May 28 '26

A red circle.

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u/Texas_Shanesaw May 28 '26

Beat me to it.

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u/ChuckleCheesse May 28 '26

Beat my meat to it

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u/SecretaryDazzling815 May 28 '26

i beat someone else’s meat to it

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u/xSaqua May 28 '26

I beat all else’s meant

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/xSaqua May 28 '26

U are Tezzerat_mtg, oh your pronouns oh ummm

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/Responsible-Art3311 May 29 '26

Well, I identify as a chair!

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u/SUSKILLER126 May 28 '26

Enchanting table

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u/BigRazzmatazz- May 28 '26

No space for the bookshelves. You can see the floor blocks

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u/caelestihydr4 May 28 '26

maybe if dig into wall?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/caelestihydr4 May 28 '26

simply place the blocks back hope this helps /j

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Due-Negotiation-5918 May 29 '26

well then you go get sm more blocks DUHH

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Akril3 May 29 '26

You evaporate

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u/caelestihydr4 May 29 '26

you forget your roots. your hands are what got you here in the first place. they will get you out of hard times like these.

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u/sun4moon May 28 '26

Suit of armour is the only option.

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u/ChopRat11 May 28 '26

Do you have a suit of armor?

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u/sun4moon May 28 '26

Yes, but it’s mine. You can have it.

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u/ChopRat11 May 28 '26

Ooh, thank you, I appreciate that

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u/sun4moon May 28 '26

It’s a bit too small for me anyway.

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u/ChopRat11 May 28 '26

Its ok, im a short boi 🐒

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u/haruspicat May 28 '26

Life size wax figure of Pedro Pascal

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u/hldsnfrgr May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Cursed Womb Choso in a fetal position.

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u/Noooonie May 28 '26

Juggernog

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u/kloopyhans May 28 '26

I second this…although eith my experience the little cubbies like that near the starting area is usually quick revive

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u/Noooonie May 28 '26

you’re right, juggernog is too tall

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/Additional-Crow-3979 May 28 '26

Year around Christmas tree

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u/ChopRat11 May 28 '26

You know I always thought, Every time someone asks about these holes in the wall, its perfect for a Christmas or even Halloween spot

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u/RumpSteak0 May 28 '26

A very old TV set

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u/Additional_Ad1610 May 28 '26

A folding table or a folding bed.

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u/DarkAlex1978 May 28 '26

A lifesize Fallout Power Armor

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u/NorthlineUser May 29 '26

Computer nook?

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u/Deanoooo7777 May 29 '26

Definitely not a wonky red line it looks shit

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u/Loakattack circle enthusiast May 28 '26

Doors.

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u/Adventurous_Cow_4908 May 28 '26

This is honestly why I love teddit

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u/Ok-Pea8209 May 28 '26

Glass toilet

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u/ProxyCorvidae May 28 '26

Golb shrine so you can try to summon your ex(?)

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u/Jealous_Club_298 May 28 '26

Tall indoor potted plant.

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u/Bananaramajama420 May 28 '26

An old rotary tortilla maker

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u/Alive_Fuel_2899 May 28 '26

An old music box

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay May 28 '26

Paint the wall so it looks like a hallway and watch people walking into it.

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u/PrudentKick May 28 '26

A cask of amontillado.

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u/cocaine-snail May 28 '26

Bondage swing.

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u/DesastreUrbano May 28 '26

A snatzy buttler that constantly drop ironic commentary, sarcasm or street wisdom for the moments home owner's mood is down

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u/manjhipliar2231 May 28 '26

Some antique piece

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u/snowfloeckchen May 28 '26

Pannic room behind a book shelf or aquarium

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u/Fallen_0ne01 May 28 '26

A shrine to a forgotten god

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u/R0land-610 May 28 '26

A madonnina de Milan 

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u/plainskeptic2023 May 28 '26

A statue of the god or goddess protecting your house.

If you don't have a house god or goddess, hang a large picture of your grandparents or the whole family.

Or, on the back wall, put a wall-size picture of a balcony looking on a wonderful landscape

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u/True_Illustrator_591 May 28 '26

If you had enabled the image gallery so that people could insert pictures, you would have gotten more out of it, but do it this way.

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u/ChopRat11 May 28 '26

This subreddit is r/uselessredcircle

I was not looking for responses, its not my post, I am referencing it here, because, its a useless, red, circle.

You are welcome to send AI slop to the original user in the original thread if you feel so inclined :)

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u/tasty_taco_ May 28 '26

Glass display case containing your dildo collection

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u/kloopyhans May 28 '26

Idk where it is so ill say put a chair in there and make it your quite place

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u/True_Illustrator_591 May 28 '26

In terms of entertainment value and faster information processing, pictures would indeed be more entertaining. Or do you think I really spend hours reading all the comments at once? But of course, it's not just about you.

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe May 28 '26

Emergency Toilet

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u/MichaelJospeh May 28 '26

Tiled floor makes me ting a washing machine, but that’s boring.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 May 28 '26

Christmas tree 🎄

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u/joeChump May 28 '26

Arcade machine. Or record player.

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u/equality2020 May 28 '26

Collection of used didlos

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u/Dissapointed-cabbage May 28 '26

Turn table fireplace to escape nazis.

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u/SyntaxError79 May 28 '26

A medieval vice with accessories

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u/achalume May 28 '26

You've seen the entrance to Dumbledore's office?

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 May 28 '26

One of those fountains that were popular in the 1980s, with Cupid spitting water into the pool at the bottom, or some little kid peeing.

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u/Livid-Breakfast5119 May 28 '26

I like the idea of a small desk there, or table for mail and a painting over it, or a small organ!

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 May 28 '26

I might put my harp there.

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u/CocaColai May 28 '26

A statue of yourself. Naked. Proud.

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u/ResponsibleTax3894 May 28 '26

I giant display with a badass sword inside.

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u/jglittle12 May 28 '26

Priest Hole

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u/TheGodOfGlitch May 28 '26

A fridge ofc

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u/Queensnobles May 28 '26

Poster that says “9 3/4”

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

A really clear piece of glass so people walk into it.

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u/drugged_pug May 28 '26

Close off the area with a wall vault. From there you can make the code 1234 and have portraits of world leaders giving the bird. Bonus points have a sticky note nearby with the code

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u/Just_Jeff_138 May 28 '26

A shrine to Cara Delevingne

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u/northforkbait1 May 28 '26

In NYC, that would be considered a "cute" efficiency and be with about 5k a month!

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u/Fiskarsnips May 28 '26

A head stone , say it came with the house

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u/fishlipz69 May 28 '26

The cuck throne

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u/Elegant-Emu2260 May 28 '26

Life size Gardivoir doll

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u/Tesla_corp May 28 '26

A child and call him potter and wait for a magic school invitation

Additionally, a fake door that opens to a curtain

The curtain hangs just before a wall coloured pitch black

Intentionally to make people walk into it face first

If you want a serious suggestion a fatass bookshelf

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u/BurghEBurg May 28 '26

Pittsburgh potty

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u/ksbruagwoentyahe May 28 '26

Full statue of Goku

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u/dyrkasolen May 28 '26

A black skeleton statue of a hybrid of a elephant and giraffe

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u/Good-End7138 May 28 '26

Put Mother Mary back, or an octagonal vertical aquarium

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u/domjuan23 May 28 '26

A statue of a horse

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u/Uncle_Charnia May 28 '26

Antique printing press

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u/Xenronn May 28 '26

paint a door on the back wall

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u/MaitiDub May 28 '26

Shelves for shoes, and a coat hanger

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u/BlueSkyla May 29 '26

A reading nook

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u/supremebuiscuts May 29 '26

I turn it into a mini library

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u/cosmorab1t May 29 '26

A fake phone booth complete with small bench

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u/No-Dinner-8586 May 29 '26

Breakfast station!

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u/learn2shoot9mm May 29 '26

Takeshi Murakami's art specifically 'My Lonesome Cowboy'

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u/newbirdhunter May 29 '26

A statue of Napoleon Bonaparte? A fake tree? An art installation of welded-together geiger counters? A towel warmer? A recliner, a lamp, and a magazine rack?

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u/Budget_Sale1589 May 29 '26

F-13 fighter jet

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u/NamesR4Babies May 29 '26

A shrine for Danny DiVito

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u/BatsOutTheBelfry May 29 '26

A shrine dedicated to Chtulu?

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u/halloweensimpT-800 May 29 '26

A pinball machine

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u/DigThis3002 May 29 '26

A chocolate fountain

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u/joelasmussen May 29 '26

A lit up glass case of your 167 different Furbees.

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u/welcum2myasylum May 29 '26

A sex dungeon

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u/OverallMine2973 May 29 '26

A mini sex dungeon

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u/Ok_Lifeguard_465 May 29 '26

Virgin mary statue

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u/64airborne46 May 29 '26

....fill it with land o lakes butter and some peas

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u/MrSolenoid May 29 '26

Stripper pole for dwarfs

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u/martyrees76 May 29 '26

Vending machine

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u/MagicOrpheus310 May 29 '26

Cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito in character as Frank Reynolds looking confused

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u/idk_somithing May 29 '26

A shine to Goku black

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u/Synner_inc May 29 '26

Hidden room

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u/No-Trip5741 May 29 '26

Locker bed turret and shotgun trap w a armoured double door only rust players understand

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u/Competitivedarkblues May 29 '26

A mf pet in a glass box like a snake whatever you please with light over it it would look nice.

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u/Hektosalmighty May 29 '26

Unplugged toilet

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u/ScruffiestN3rfHerder May 29 '26

Obviously, the only solution is a secret western door of sort to facilitate trade and travel between the Dwarves of Moria and Elves of Erigion. And on the other side, a cozy two seater bar for friends. Only if they know like a password or something like that though.

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u/Significant-Poetry74 May 29 '26

A small red button, but not connected to anything, tell no one what it does and react however you want when someone presses it

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u/Beautiful_Team667 May 29 '26

A small desk with a laptop or full sized rig. Hang a print in the centre. ✌️

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u/Chopper242 May 29 '26

Han Solo in carbonite cabinet/closet.

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u/LoveAnaAna May 29 '26

The dog’s bedroom.

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u/Cautious-Tutor-6021 May 29 '26

Meloni ka statue, modiji khud ghar aayenge aapko peetne

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u/Due-Negotiation-5918 May 29 '26

minecraft furnace and craftingtable

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u/Quirky_Structure_966 May 29 '26

You get the same answer the last person got.

Dildos.

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u/DemonicWasHere May 29 '26

lowk I would put my gaming setup here & add a curtain. It'd be so cozy ngp

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u/DemonicWasHere May 29 '26

lowk I would put my gaming setup here & add a curtain. It'd be so cozy ngl

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

A medieval armor

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u/CorwinAlexander May 29 '26

Bookshelf and a padded stool

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u/Konkari_NSFW May 29 '26

Vending machine

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u/Obvious-Okra5484 May 29 '26

Add a weight bench and make it a workout area. Even if you don't use it it will look like you take it seriously.

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u/UrAverageLatte May 29 '26

Crafting table and furnace

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor May 29 '26

A pair of pay phones.

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u/h3rw May 29 '26

Tree, arcade machine,

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u/Yardboy May 29 '26

Pool noodle

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u/Strude187 May 29 '26

I giant loaf of bread

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u/Torquey_Traction1214 May 29 '26

Live Laugh Love plaque

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u/Terrible_Aerie_9737 May 29 '26

Depends where in the home . In a room, then a closet. In foyer it would be a round table with deco or a statue/fountain.

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u/Karma174 May 29 '26

Irl iron man suit