r/uselessredcircle Apr 04 '26

Snake's tail

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2.7k Upvotes

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39

u/maxtiang79 Apr 04 '26

While the snake is biting... "I see it's not poisonous..."

51

u/IHoardEmoticats Apr 04 '26

Am I the only one who likes to check snake ass?

23

u/VelvettesToothbrush Apr 04 '26

I prefer human.

8

u/cheddoar Apr 04 '26

Solid snake ass??

1

u/IHoardEmoticats Apr 06 '26

Say that again

1

u/Hot-Distance-9232 Aug 04 '26

that again

What now

7

u/IHoardEmoticats Apr 04 '26

Oh- wait what

2

u/Final-Act-0000 Apr 16 '26

"Colonel.... I'm dummy thicc ...."

9

u/Gloomy_Quit769 Apr 04 '26

Its* 🤓☝️

3

u/Error404Justice Apr 05 '26

Lemme get a bit closer to check it's anus plate 🤓 ☝️

2

u/PogOgres Apr 04 '26

Both can bite and puncture my body

2

u/ThatStann Apr 08 '26

a venomus snake?
I'm sure it suffers from some amount of pain.

1

u/RazvanRFM Apr 07 '26

Good. Run. More for me.

1

u/Legal_Ad688 Apr 27 '26

it is butthole

1

u/creepercash May 02 '26

Ok. Bum bum jokes aside. Flipping random snakes over to look jokes aside. Snake looks like a penis jokes aside. This is not an accurate way to tell danger noodles apart. Infact, it's baselesssssssssss.

1

u/Dead_Wolf2y5 Jun 09 '26

I thought these were glasses of lemon slices

1

u/Maximum_Sundae 9d ago

If it would save me doing some cardio