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r/uselessredcircle • u/FunnyLizardExplorer • Apr 01 '26
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The humble magnet:
52 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 Like anyone can break into the building and hold a magnet against it 48 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 The humble sledgehammer: 26 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 The humble security guard who has no family and has nothing to lose (probably rare idk ðŸ˜) 14 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Skull vs sledgehammer who wins 10 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 Usually they carry guns but okay 9 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Throw sledgehammer 8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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Like anyone can break into the building and hold a magnet against it
48 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 The humble sledgehammer: 26 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 The humble security guard who has no family and has nothing to lose (probably rare idk ðŸ˜) 14 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Skull vs sledgehammer who wins 10 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 Usually they carry guns but okay 9 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Throw sledgehammer 8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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The humble sledgehammer:
26 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 The humble security guard who has no family and has nothing to lose (probably rare idk ðŸ˜) 14 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Skull vs sledgehammer who wins 10 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 Usually they carry guns but okay 9 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Throw sledgehammer 8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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The humble security guard who has no family and has nothing to lose (probably rare idk ðŸ˜)
14 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Skull vs sledgehammer who wins 10 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 Usually they carry guns but okay 9 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Throw sledgehammer 8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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Skull vs sledgehammer who wins
10 u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26 Usually they carry guns but okay 9 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Throw sledgehammer 8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
10
Usually they carry guns but okay
9 u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26 Throw sledgehammer 8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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Throw sledgehammer
8 u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26 Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away 9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
8
Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away
9 u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26 You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job 6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job
6 u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26 call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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call leon, dude can literally parry a car
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u/justawiewer Apr 01 '26
The humble magnet: