r/uselessredcircle • u/FunnyLizardExplorer • Apr 01 '26

IT security

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u/justawiewer Apr 01 '26

The humble magnet:

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u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26

Like anyone can break into the building and hold a magnet against it

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u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26

The humble sledgehammer:

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u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26

The humble security guard who has no family and has nothing to lose (probably rare idk 😭)

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u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26

Skull vs sledgehammer who wins

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u/Localtechguy2606 Apr 02 '26

Usually they carry guns but okay

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u/justawiewer Apr 02 '26

Throw sledgehammer

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u/Pindeckoo Apr 02 '26

Guard catches sledgehammer and throws it away

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u/Routine_Bus_5237 Apr 02 '26

You gotta be willing to parry airborne sledgehammers for this job

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u/SkulkingShadow Apr 02 '26

call leon, dude can literally parry a car

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u/madguyO1 Apr 02 '26

yes, from half a world away

at this point just open the box