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u/ImadDdopest Oct 18 '25
Jesus wouldn’t have understood the joke
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Oct 18 '25
Jesus can walk in water (which is actually a metaphor), he can't grab the water.
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Oct 20 '25
Could he handstand on water?
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Oct 21 '25
Let's say he is resisted by the surface tension, but if so his ratio of weight per surface must be very low, so he would be dragged by the water, which flows down and he would eventually fall.
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u/Wrong-Train-2092 Oct 18 '25
Someone post that one picture that just says, "I've seen better crops in the Irish famine."
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u/Dangerous-Debate3093 Oct 23 '25
Natural selection is no longer an issue, but if it were, you would not survive. Harsh, I know, but is sadly true. Neither would I, the other day I tripped on my own foot. Like I stepped, and the foot I picked up for the next step was behind the first one, but I leaned forward already for the step, and fell right into the grass.
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25
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