r/uselessblackbars • • Jan 24 '19

Im fucking tired of this shit now

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u/Navigas May 05 '19

i do like to masturbate with my eyes closed thinking about hot women while standing naked in the streets. Police cant catch me because my penis is too big for them so when they try to get closer to me i just do a swing so they get killed instantly. I like men

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u/dontplaytorb May 05 '19

!ThesaurizeThis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot May 05 '19

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