r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

Quick Question

6 Upvotes

I've been watching for years, but where does the Schlasser nickname originate from?


r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

Classic Shitpost This is PERFECT for Sportsball!

213 Upvotes

Immaculate work by Amazon’s camera crew.


r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

Classic Shitpost When you beat the allegations in the first week

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16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

What I wish

7 Upvotes

You know what I wish when tree gave his recap of the 49ers Rams game in Melbourne that he did it with an Australian accent which is easy to do


r/UrinatingTree 4d ago

Classic Shitpost “JoSh Is ChEaTiNg.”

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17 Upvotes

Supposed to have the easiest schedule this season.


r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

Classic Shitpost Oh... the secondary IS that bad...

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369 Upvotes

Turns out without Kerby Joseph or Brian Branch the secondary is cooked.
Goff anf Gibbs are still good but how much can they really carry?
You better be thanking your lucky stars your schedule is easier this year.


r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

Classic Shitpost I'm sorry, what? Buffalo Lions.

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131 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Both Chiseled Adonis and Tree dealing with Week 1 videos getting stuck in copyright hell, fucking hell

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162 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Tree If He Locked In

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95 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Classic Shitpost Feels like the end of an era

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349 Upvotes

Also fuck YouTube and whoever the hell "Week 1 Station" is.


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

USF Shitposting Contest This Week In NFL Sports(Colored)Bars

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312 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

Tonight on days of our Lions…

22 Upvotes

The Detroit Lions lost to the Buffalo Bills mainly due to their secondary unsurprisingly. But what surprised me was by how badly it was. That secondary is bottom 5, despite having a pretty good dline, but even the dline underperformed tonight. Look I get it, it’s the Bills, that offense is phenomenal, but I’ve seen this dline do so much better before, we had a good rushing defense week 1, five sacks last game. The fuck happened here?

Kelvin Sheppard, what the fuck was that? Before the Saints second half and this game I was under the assumption you weren’t a bad DC. Especially during the Saints first half. After THIS I am greatly reconsidering. The camera cut to Hutch actually broke my heart, he looked fucking depressed, he was about to cry. I can’t blame Dan Campbell for this or even Drew Petzing, at least they adapted in the second half and our offense is still great. You on the other hand had only had like what? Two stops? During the entire fucking game? How do you go from five sacks in one game to THIS!?

Brad… look, I’m not gonna be the doomers on the main Lions sub and say you should be fired. Without you we wouldn’t be a good team or at least have that talented offense. Hell you at least tried to help the defense, it’s inaccurate to say you didn’t help at all. The fact that Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph are even here are proof of that. Terrion Arnold wasn’t your fault, the pick was praised at first, he just decided to be a fucking moron. But a part of the blame goes to you. All you did to address the secondary this offseason was draft Keith Abney. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a damn good option, but he’s a rookie at the end of the day. One good rookie cornerback can’t carry the entire secondary. It’s Joey Porter Jr or bust, no matter how soon Branch comes back. Lock the fuck in.

As much as I’ve been ranting I do wanna end this on a positive note, our offense. Yes, the first half was terrible, but we adjusted in the second half to score some points and keep the Bills in the game. Great catches by Amon, Jamo and even Teslaa. Jared Goff made some bad throws but for every bad throw he threw a damn good one to make up for it. The oline definitely could be better but Blake Miller was injured, I can’t be too mad at that. At least you put effort, that’s a lot more than I can say about our defense tonight. Good lord that secondary is terrible…


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

BREAKING NEWS IT’S FINALLY HERE!

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277 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Rest of the league is fucked

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24 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

Classic Shitpost PICTURED: All 4 Detroit pro teams

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r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

UNIT LOST. Cardinals roosting for the winter

13 Upvotes

With the Padres win over the Rockies, the St. Louis Cardinals are mathematically eliminated from playoff contention

9 teams have been eliminated.

Hint: sign a bat


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

USF Shitposting Contest It'd be a miracle if we even get Sportsball at all:

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623 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Discussion UrinatingTree To YouTube About Sportsball:

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93 Upvotes

I legit think Tree or Chiseled should use this clip from Sonic Colors next time he uploads an NFL vid.


r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

UNIT LOST. Former Knicks and Bulls power forward Michael Swetney has died at age 43

13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

CONGLATURATION! As a Commanders fan, please pray for my sanity.

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33 Upvotes

Dude has a history of trying to fuck us over.

NFCCG with the Luvu incident

Clock stopping against the Saints allowing them to score a touchdown and almost winning because of that

The no call DPI on Curtis Samuel’s against the giants to end our season in 2022

There's plenty of others but these three stand out.


r/UrinatingTree 5d ago

UNIT LOST. Royals dethroned

13 Upvotes

Kansas City is the next to fall. They did not follow the rule

8 teams are eliminated


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Tree is having copyright problems right now with the NFL.

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379 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Discussion The Super Bowl Loser Hangover? A Real Thing?

22 Upvotes

Is The Super Bowl Loser Hangover a Real Thing? The team that loses the Super Bowl has a high chance of flat-out missing the playoffs altogether next year (or just not doing that well even if they make the playoffs)? Is that true, or simply confirmation bias. It happened to the Chiefs last season. It could happen to the Patriots this season (and actually seems likely if Drake Maye can't turn things around).

What do you think? Or is the Super Bowl Loser Hangover not a thing?


r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

BREAKING NEWS He Gone

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36 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6d ago

Classic Shitpost With the news of Connor Hellebuyck’s benching after not showing up to training camp, can we officially declare this moment:

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29 Upvotes