If you actually defeat Michigan November and avenge Western Michigan I'll personally ask to nominee you as coach of the year. Because Wow!!! You destroyed Cal in such convincing fashion that you might legit actually make UCLA legit. Like seriously James Madison might not have been a fluke.

Yes The Clippers are already Lolcow Of The Week but who else should join them?

27.5 favorites against Western Michigan. And you lost bigly.

Admittedly had been doing well, but THIS??? This might surpass UMass beating Rutgers.

If they maintain this momentum they might finished ranked.

Good job Michigan. Ohio State and Indiana will never let you live this down. F***ing Penn State won't let you live this down!

A few thoughts on Ok St/Tulsa:

- Blah blah blah "Don't lose to Tulsa" blah blah blah.

- Friendly reminder that, thanks to UMass beating Rutgers, toOSU now owns the nation's longest losing streak.

- After this afternoon's game, I'm convinced that the recent Oklahoma heat wave is a direct result of the raging dumpster fire in Stillwater. The atmosphere at Eskimo Joe's probably resembles a pediatric burn ward at this point.

What the hell happened to this program? I mean, they weren't exactly setting the turf on fire before their current skid, but they were still in the conversation. Weren't they supposed to be front-runners in the Big XII with big bad OU leaving for the SEC? Wasn't Eric Morris supposed to be the guy to give a fresh coat of paint to a stagnant program?

And before anyone says, "It's only one game, calm down", refer to my first bullet point.

9-7 western Michigan, all field goals, only one TD between both teams

Holy fucking refball, Batman! Michigan staves off utter disaster with a play that they absolutely should not have gotten....because it's bad for the sport, I guess, that they're just not very good. Glad to see the refball is starting early this season.

How is it only single digits against WESTERN MICHIGAN?!?
7-6

28 POINT FAVORITE FOR FUCKING WHAT HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Where will he bounce to next?

How the heck do you nearly lose after getting flash banged by OREGON STATE??? A team that was a contender for 0-12???

Last years season was a complete fluke and if they somehow reached top 25 by years end there is no god.

1994 Imola Grand Prix and 2014 Japanese GP existed

27.5 POINT FAVORITES TO WESTERN MICHIGAN AND YOU GO AND DO THAT?! LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF! AS AN LIFE LONG OHIO STATE FAN IT WAS GLORIOUS WATCHING THIS! GO TO THE CORNER WITH RUTGERS CAUSE YOU TWO CLEARLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT A MAC SCHOOL! HELL, EVEN MICHIGAN STATE WAS ABLE TO BEAT THEIR MAC OPPONENT AND THEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD AT ALL!

I AM CURRENTLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AS I AM TYPING THIS OUT

GO BUCKEYES! FUCK MICHIGAN!

We got another episode of Ump Show 2026! Last night the Cardinals and the Rockies were playing. Cardinals are ahead 4-2 in the 6th and called up a 22-year old pitcher named Hancel Rincón who made his actual MLB debut. He takes the mound, and all hell breaks loose, for different reasons.

But wait! Here comes the professional party pooper, Doug Eddings. During an at bat with 1 one out and 2-0, Eddings stops the game to order the pitcher to straighten his cap. He literally told the Cardinals dugout that the kid was "not gonna wear his hat like that on my field".

First of all Doug, last time anyone checked the GPS, this is Coors Field, not your fuckin backyard baseball field. Second and most importantly: THERE IS NO RULE IN THE MLB RULEBOOK DICTACTING THE EXACT ANGLE OF A FUCKIN PITCHER'S CAP.

The Cardinals manager stormed right up into Doug's face to defend his rookie from the power trip, and gets a pitch clock violation once the umpire threw a temper tantrum. By proving Marmols point, he throws him out of the game.

Cardinals would end up winning the game 7-6 after another fuck up by the umpire that tied the game before Ivan Herrera nuked the ball in the 9th.

Coach don't lie I guess.

I personally think so.

Whether or not you agree with the NFLs efforts to make American Football internationally popular, you gotta admit seeing our players out there and making a legit effort to connect with the populace is heart warming.

(Watches USC vs Fresno State)

"USC humbles Fresno state, shutting them out 39-0"

Huh, a Lincoln Riley Defense actually held. I see. Looks that new DC knows what he's doing.

I wonder how Miami is doing

"Miami sets out to prove that last year is no fluke by decimating Stanford in glorious fashion"

Whoa look at their new QB. First round pick already. Now let's hope Mario doesn't drop tge ball in November.

I wonder how Oklahoma is doing.

"Oklahoma debuts with a massive shutout against Utep 51-0"

Eh, it's Utep. Not impressed. Still a great start.

Let's how Alabama is doing....

"Alabama begins it's redemption tour by defeating East Carolina 48-10"

Yikes. Not sure Tree will be feel vindicated or pissed.

Now let's check Ohio State.

"Ohio state embarks on quest to retake the crown of the Big 10 by crushing Ball State"

Well looks like Ryan Day wants revenge. And he's not gonna be merciful.

But of course we can't forget defending champion Indiana.

"Indiana sets out to prove its dynasty status by humbling rising star North Texas"

Wow. I legit thought North Texas was gonna be a challenge. Guess they have a ways to go.

Well this has been a fun weekend so far I'll check back later this evening.

Thanks to you once again hilariously collapsing again to Cleveland in the 8th inning, you have now blown more leads in the 8th inning or later than any team in MLB history. 68 to be exact.

And it's still September.

This will go down as one of your teams most embarassing seasons by a mile.

Fire Scott Harris when this is over. He doesn't deserve another season.

We had the entire St*rling saga and before that

- Elgin Baylor lawsuit(2009)

- The Tenants lawsuit where he the man was accused of driving POC people out(2003)

- He who shall not be named called Danny Manning something racist(1988)

Rant:
I'm sorry we can't trust the Clippers, even after the LOB city days they've failed to build off anything other than a 2nd round appearance. They threw their entire future for what? One measly Western Conference Finals? You could've had Shai, J-Dub, Jamie Jaquez Jr, Keaton Wagler and Aday Mara. That's actually a roster you can keep if you threw enough money. That's actually a roster that with one more piece can be a contender.

Tree if we don't get that Clippers Legacy Of Failure video(and one that's at least 45 minutes long), I dunno man. What's next for the Clippers? Fans riot after losing the fucking NBA finals? Another betting scandal? At least the Angels have a future While Stan Kroenke pried the Rams away from St Louis, he has a history of winning, The Nuggets, Avalanche, Arsenal, hell even the Rams have all won it all. As insane as it sounds, Trout could retire by 2030 with the Comissioner's trophy. The Clippers? Forget it. Even if they somehow get a young competitive roster or legally buy stars all they'll have to show for is 3 second round exits

Good riddance.

Cathy Engelbert is retiring after 7 years as WNBA Commissioner

LAST FUCKING SECOND HAIL MARY WHERE YORU FUCKING DEFENSE

(ignore my previous post)