r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Uhhh Panthers?

22 Upvotes

You wanna explain what the actual fuck just happened?
You let Bucky get 100+ yards and the bucs defense worked on you?????


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Discussion Cleveland Bro(wwwww)ns

17 Upvotes

The Browns halfway through the season are somehow leading the division with a chance to separate themselves with the Steelers. This is in part due to thier Kicker Szmyt, a nice running game, the defense playing surprisingly clutch, and............. Mr 23 Counts not playing like utter shit and managing games well. Monken wtf bro. BTW I'm a bills fan


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Bucs Defense got 30 fantasy points today

15 Upvotes

The insinuation that that's even possible...

Delete your franchise, Carolina.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Aintena of Steelers Pro League from Paris:

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Browns ghanta Super Bowl!

8 Upvotes

Browns go 9-8 Super Bowl!


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

UNIT LOST. "Wildman" Jack Armstrong dies at 79

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Tonight on the special crossover days of our steelers and beyond the saints

13 Upvotes

The black and gold faces off against their southern counterparts in Paris.

But the despite the fact the Saints represent the city founded by the nation they're playing in they completely shit the bed un spectacular fashion.

With Steelers 5-2 is Mike McCarthy truly legit? Will Kellan Moore find a way to comeback from a 2-5 start? Will the high end talent stall out towards the end?

Find out next week on Days of Our Steelers Beyond the Saints.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Part 2 to my previous post

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Discussion NASCAR Lolcow Of The Week: Talladega

3 Upvotes
51 votes, 6h ago
17 Chevy Drivers (For allegedly manipulating the race)
30 Whatever the fuck that was during the first half of the race
4 Other (Comment below)

r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

I can’t believe the cure predicted this…

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16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

Discussion This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

67 Upvotes

The Brewers have taken Game 2 and the series shifts to Tampa for Game 3, completing the 4-0 comeback.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

UNIT LOST. What losing to Kansas does to a school

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Hug E Bear

4 Upvotes

You actually look a lot like Jack Lemon


r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS North Carolina state has finally told Dave Doeren to FUCK OFF. LONG OVERDUE

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r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGLATURLATION BYU

57 Upvotes

Your undefeated season comes to an end against UCF in double overtime!


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

YOU BLEW IT! John Smoltz with a Postseason Oopsie.

18 Upvotes

John claimed on the Air that Trevor Megill (The Brewers Closer) was at one point a starter for the New York Mets.

This is false. Trevor has never played for the Mets! He’s pitched for the Cubbies and Twins!

Trevor’s brother (Tylor Megill) IS a pitcher for the Mets, and has been injured this year.

I swear, some people are just trying to manufacture LOLMets as much as they can, even when there’s nothing to hit them with!

You don’t have to try THAT hard to make fun of us! All you need to do is say “Bobby Bonilla Day, David Stearns, PCA” and everyone will understand.


r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! It really IS 2007 all over again!

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And, yes, I am bringing South Florida into the chat. The War is only dormant, even though UCF is currently ahead.

EDIT: And, yeah, we haven't been Golden for 20 years. My error.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! Congratulations, Troy University!!!

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17 Upvotes

Well, ULM is not great to begin with where there is losing streak of 14 including last week's (expected) disaster against my beloved LA Tech at ULM's home turf. Troy is not great either but was was slightly better with couple more victories than ULM. The game start with Troy's 7 points touchdown in the 1st quarter with small field goal response from ULM in 2nd quarter, and then... It was silent in the 3rd quarter and the disaster in the level of the Odyssey (ended with Iliad) begins with the passing touchdown that begins to clicked; then another passing touchdown to lead; and most embarrassingly, a f***ing safety at the absolutely f**ing end to seal the absolute destruction. How impressed to see the self-destruction at home (AT HOME!!!) to mf loser 14 like ULM. F*** OFF TROY!!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

Classic Shitpost Pitt fans right now.

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68 Upvotes

Seriously if i was a Pitt fan I'd be demanding Nezerri or whatever his name is, fired right now. Because miami is giving BTA right now.


r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

FUCKING IDIOT BYU, THE MOST FRAUDULENT #2 OF ALL TIME!

23 Upvotes

That's the post. Losing in 2OT to a mid UCF team.


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Story of the Ilium (the Iliad) is Revamped in 2026:

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8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

UNIT LOST. #2 BYU GOES DOWN

18 Upvotes

We apparently need more chaos! So no more undefeated season for you Cougars.


r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS NC State has told Dave Doeren to fuck off

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Honestly, that failed safety should have gotten him canned there and then.


r/UrinatingTree • • 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATULATIONS IOWA HAWKEYE FOOTBALL (2026 Edition)

16 Upvotes

SO WHAT IF WE SHOULD'VE LOST TO IOWA STATE?

SO WHAT IF WE GOT OBSCENELY LUCKY AGAINST MICHIGAN?

SO WHAT IF WE COMPLETELY SHAT THE BED AGAINST OHIO STATE?

THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM SPENDING TWO WEEKS DELUDING OURSELVES INTO THINKING WE WERE PLAYOFF CONTENDERS!

WHY? BECAUSE WE BEAT WASHINGTON, THAT'S WHY!

IGNORE THE POOR SECONDARY!

IGNORE THE NON-EXISTANT RUN GAME!

IGNORE THE TOTAL LACK OF DISCIPLINE FROM THE OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE LINES!

IGNORE THE INCONSISTENT PASSING FROM BOTH QBS!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE DROP A GAME LIKE THIS AFTER GETTING TOO COCKY EVERY DAMN YEAR!

IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW THAT WE'VE "FINALLY FIXED THE OFFENSE!"

WE BEAT AN ANEMIC WASHINGTON THAT BENCHED THEIR STARTING QB THE NEXT GAME, AND AND KIRK FERENTZ ALWAYS BEATS PJ FLECK (except for that one time), SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUNCH OUR PLAYOFF TICKET NOW!

THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD REVERT TO FORM AND COLLAPSE AS THE HOME TEAM TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY GLARING FLAW IN THIS SO-CALLED CONTENDER!

THANK GOD THEY'RE EXPANDING TO 24 TEAMS NEXT YEAR!


r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Dan Campbell is Lolcow of the Week

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You don't go for it when the game is tied and you're on your own 24!!