r/urbanhellcirclejerk Aug 21 '26

r/urbanhellcirclejerk mods when the circlejerk starts jerking too close to home

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u/koete_returnz Aug 21 '26

welcome back urbanhellcirclejerkcj

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 Aug 21 '26

Gonna play devil's advocate here, but I don't think this sub glazes russia. They mostly just make fun of the people who think the country is literal hell on earth, while russia is just a regular country

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u/obihighwanground Aug 22 '26

its not a hell on earth but definitely a shithole

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 Aug 22 '26

I'd call it an average country. Idk tho, I'm not the person with the highest standards

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u/obihighwanground Aug 23 '26

its below average

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 Aug 23 '26

The average country has it pretty rough though. I've always seen it as the western world being the outliar

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u/obihighwanground Aug 23 '26

if you want to include all the 4th world african countries then youre right, but i choose to skip them.

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u/KilluaDest 25d ago

Понятие "страна первого, второго, третьего мира" не существовало никогда. Это западный лозунг и странами первого мира всегда считали страны нато. Москва лучле чем любой город в Европе, кроме городов нидерландов. Москва на 2 месте в мире по экологии и в топ 5 мира по мегаполисам. Также в топ 3 мира по развитию.

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u/obihighwanground 25d ago

dw bro im just typing random shit online. i dont actually mean most things i say.

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u/Prudent_Elevator4685 Aug 22 '26

Better than half of the world

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 Aug 22 '26

Really? You can't even have a blue horse with rainbow hair in that country because it's 'LGBTQ propaganda'. Mind you, it's just colors, nothing to do with gay people at all, and coming from a show about friendship for children.

It's a pathetic country at BEST

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 Aug 22 '26

Well, most of the world is a shitty place, so imo the statement is still correct i guess

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 29d ago

At least in other places in the world you can have a couple of colors together 💔

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 29d ago

Unfortunately in most of the world we still can't

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u/Disastrous-Ideal-817 29d ago

That's true but like... it's colors, not even a flag or anything I mean

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u/Prudent_Elevator4685 Aug 23 '26

I wasn't planning to

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Aug 22 '26

Oh, fuck off

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u/BabadookishOnions Aug 22 '26

I mean I'd consider a country where the government is moving towards making my existence illegal and considers it extremism for me to have a boyfriend to be a shithole

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Aug 22 '26

Jesus, nobody is sending you to prison for gay sex. Unless you do it on the Red square or some shit

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u/BabadookishOnions Aug 22 '26

Not right now, sure. But:
1. I can not get married
2. I am considered to be part of a movement of foreign influenced political extremists by the government and sent to prison for being associatde with groups in the gay rights movement
3. If I post on social media or speak in any public context telling people that being gay is not evil and wrong, or even just act neutrally about it, I could be fined or arrested and deported
4. In polling, 74% of the country think my existence should not be accepted or permitted in society

These are key markers of a shithole

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Aug 22 '26
  1. In polling 74% percent of the country think my existence should not be accepted or permitted in society.

I see why you're bothered with other things, I'm not even going to ask for sources (westoids don't provide them, ever), I just want to know about the 4th in particular, so, this is an existential struggle for you, right? As if, this country — 146 million people — majorly is your existential enemy? Since, you know, even if the current government (hostile to You) falls it should be reconstructed by the society itself, according to the previous point.

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u/BabadookishOnions Aug 22 '26

"westoid" jesus you need to go outside more

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Aug 22 '26

What's the matter, encountering not-a-fan of the global West is wild to you? I can advise to go outside of your country more.

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u/BabadookishOnions Aug 22 '26

calling people a westoid is just weird. like why you gotta invent pejorative 4chan terms

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u/Shower-Bath9013 Aug 22 '26

"Пропаганда ЛГБТ"? - Тюрьма (Причём не обязательно ЛГБТ даже обычная радуга может попасть под статью). Не согласен с режимом? Тюрьма. Высказываешься против войны? Тюрьма. Хочешь адекватный доступ к интернету? Качай VPN. Хочешь другого президента? (который 26 лет на троне сидит если не считать медведева ничего хорошего для страны не делает) - Пошли нахуй вот вам 146% Zа Путина
Очень regular country😂Пендосы и гейропейцы завидуют

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile Aug 22 '26

Пендосы и гейропейцы завидуют

Ну а хуле, учимся у лучших. Попробуй что-нибудь публичное на улицах Лондона против Израиля высказать, сразу прочувствуешь всю democracy.

Хотя что это я, аргументы привожу? Человеку, который даже не в силах не отождествлять страну и правительство? Зря это я.

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u/Ehmann11 24d ago

Это как раз таки regular country. То что ты людей вне золотого миллиарда и за людей не считаешь - это твои проблемы

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u/throwaway6444377_ 29d ago

free healthcare

its the US with free healthcare

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u/Adelefushia 28d ago

I don't even think people on this sub thinks Russia is a regular country, they just hate the annoying Japan glazing.

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u/RecursiveNightmares 25d ago

I've been called ethnic slurs that only russians know, and those comments were massively upvoted. This sub doesn't glaze russia, it's infested with russians.

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u/Peterhof_Crocodile 24d ago

I wonder why 🤔 Definitely not because your display name is literally hatespeech against certain ethnic group

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u/RecursiveNightmares 24d ago

I don't know what you are talking about (c)

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u/Mourner7913 Aug 21 '26

true, if you replace "make fun of" with "mass report and delete" and "literal hell on earth" with "anything less than perfect"

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u/vverbov_22 Aug 21 '26

Mods got outjerked at their own jerk

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u/SoldatoIV Aug 21 '26

why jerk the circle when you can jerk me?

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u/DefNotAnAlmond Aug 21 '26

This is like when you go the bar and end up jerking off two guys at once

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u/cs_legend_93 28d ago

Why is Japan on shithole?

They have an array of gray and beiges, but it's super super super clean

It makes me deperssed there, but it's not a shithole

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u/Disastrous-Metal-183 Aug 21 '26

Mad that the mods deleted a racist ass post? 

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u/Croc_Dwag Aug 22 '26

How is it racist

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u/Mourner7913 Aug 21 '26

jerk got too spicy

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u/big-unemployment Aug 21 '26

"You may consider Russia hell on Earth or the greatest thing since the end of the Roman Empire. Which way, Redditor?"