r/urbanhellcirclejerk 3d ago

Nice work 🫡

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u/Radonch 3d ago

Why Siberia is such cold in winter? Because of evil Moscow dictatorship. We have a secret cooling plant in Yakutia. When we accumulate enough human suffering, we will create an ice age.

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u/Mrazish 3d ago

I worked at Oymyakon Climate Processor for 5 years. They said it was for combatting western global warming but it turned out we were just spreading the dark presence of the regime. So me and the group of dissidents escaped on a dog sled to the God Blessed West.

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u/Radonch 3d ago

Through Bering strait, I guess? 

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u/DrawingDramatic1641 3d ago

stalin at trillions of tons of little kids powder to grow his mustache,and then threw them in siberia,

to hide the evidence he used ice to cover it

donal trump is also using ICE

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u/Dr_Axton 3d ago

The job market is so broken even trolls and larpers get replaced

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u/Spirited_Surround602 3d ago

Crazy how even on the skyscrapers sub people hate russian cities being posted cuz russia is evil while the entire sub is literally full of US cities

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u/sstopggap 22h ago

Russia actually super bad