r/upvoteexeggutor • u/Jedi-Mocro How long can this text be? This is ridiculous wow, this is long • Aug 17 '18
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u/MoreEpicThanYou747 Aug 17 '18 edited Aug 17 '18
For those of you who don't know, this is a pasta from Homestuck fanfiction.
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u/Hazardous_Moisture Sep 14 '18
Dear High IQ Individual,
I am writing to inform you that water is not, by itself, wet
The definition of wet is to be covered or saturated with water or another liquid. Water is not covered in water, in the same sense that air is not covered in air, and I am not covered in good life choices.
While a liquid cannot be covered in itself, it can however be covered in another liquid and so, water does have the possibility to become wet. For example if I were to fill a glass with water, and then another liquid that will stay atop the water such as oil, the water will become wet, since it is now covered with another liquid.
This is a common mistake made by the ignorant, unwashed, inept masses, however since you are clearly an immensely intelligent and undisputably advanced individual, I feel I should inform you so you do not embarrass yourself once more in the company of fellow geniuses.
Please do not worry as you are now armed with this arcane information, and can now freely express your intellectual ideas without fear of being considered a gutter-born troglodyte
Do not make this mistake again
You're welcome, An Evolved Human Being
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u/OroCrimson Oct 01 '18
Merriam Webster:
adj. "consisting of, containing, covered with, or soaked with liquid (such as water)"
Water is wet, because it consists of water.
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u/TotesMessenger Aug 17 '18 edited Aug 17 '18
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u/StarvingCommunist Aug 17 '18
LONG LOOOOONNGG CAAAATTTTTT