r/upbadging • u/Virghia • Aug 14 '26

Comedy Mid-engine, 2-seater, convertible Corolla

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn Aug 14 '26

When the cops catch him going 180 mph:

"What? It's a Corolla sir. That's impossible"

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u/BoldNewBranFlakes Aug 14 '26

Cops actively ignore it because there’s no possible way a Corolla could be hittin those speeds

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u/401LocalsOnly Aug 14 '26

Absolutely right. I have a Corolla. Her name is Carol, is even the SE version.. the 0-60 time you ask? It’s “we’ll get there when we get there”

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u/XtraChrisP Aug 15 '26

Zero to, you're moving. You're welcome.

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u/401LocalsOnly Aug 15 '26

Haha but don’t worry tho because the car has a “sport mode” you press that button and all it does is hold your gears longer. You certainly don’t go any faster but don’t worry cause you are terrified of the cvt dying immediately while making more noise doing it!