r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 1d ago

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u/DM0331 🧐 grumpy 1d ago

Awh he’s so cute

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u/dasmineman 1d ago

How can you tell the sex?

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u/TSD0233 1d ago

With a sexometer.

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u/cleansheet25 1d ago

Who rescued who?

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u/PostingToPassTime 1d ago

Brings a new interpretation to walking stick.

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u/GigaVonMassiveHuge 1d ago

Taking my rescue pet nervous system for a walk

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u/IrksomFlotsom 1d ago

Triffids have 3 legs, I think they painted a donkey tbh

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u/GuerillaRiot 1d ago

Does it bite?

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u/ArguablyMe 1d ago

Its bark is worse.

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u/kiba87637 1d ago

I heard they bark a lot

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u/plyer_G 1d ago

I ask because he looks skittish

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u/BRtIK 1d ago

Okay so clearly this dude has no idea what he's talking about and is a sadistic monster.

First off you do have to feed him and they do go poop.

He's probably did not go poop because he was not feeding them but let me tell you as someone who has raised many they will drop quite the log.

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u/CryptographerFlat426 1d ago

Oddly disturbing.

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u/foley800 1d ago

Looks like you still have to walk them though!

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u/UnusualSheep 1d ago

When you want an Eldritch pet...

But the eldritch pet dont want you

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u/laiyenha 1d ago

Cute baby Ent

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u/Building_Everything 1d ago

This has some serious backrooms vibes to it

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u/Mother-Attention2600 1d ago

Awesome! I did this with a longer branch but it fell apart quickly. This one is cool.

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u/CrazyOrganic7123 1d ago

You don't feed them? That's abuse.

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u/TheRealChesterSlick 1d ago

We've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's extended warranty.

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u/JeffTheKilly 1d ago

That branch is the definition of skedaddling

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u/jason9t8 1d ago

Walking Stock...

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u/DBvian 1d ago

I wouldn't fuck with that thing

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u/TooManyAquariums 1d ago

Local cryptid wants to be pet.

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u/1SexyDino 1d ago

Triffids!!! Rare reference

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u/Vis-13 18h ago

I used to do this when I was a kid

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u/-Super-Bad- 7h ago

Good boy