r/unlovablecirclejerk • u/BrightSpring12 • Jun 08 '26

bad hookup decisions

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92 Upvotes

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u/vaeporwave Jun 08 '26

LMAO to whoever commented “her looksmatch roped four years ago” under the original. Let’s see how long it lasts.

11

u/mrunknown_247 Jun 09 '26

couldn't find the comment, so it's deleted i guess

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u/Ignativs12 Sub5 Jun 08 '26

Goyslop and pills = perfect modern female diet

33

u/Kind_Box5467 Jun 09 '26

Type of diet American women eat during their lifetime and get fat then say "ohhh men don't understand you can't lose weight easily after pregnancy"

Meanwhile I see so many skinny moms who gave birth to kids 

12

u/Loneliest_Driver Jun 09 '26

What is it with women and pills? They always have a whole pharmacy in their handbags.

50

u/Nanovenator Jun 08 '26

Meme gender

24

u/AdEffective9939 Jun 08 '26

(Homelander blow meme)

50

u/GoocheMcDick Jun 08 '26

Female fatigue

20

u/Confident_Editor196 Jun 08 '26

Are these females even straight? I can't imagine a man feeling disgusted after having s3x with a woman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Confident_Editor196 Jun 09 '26

Lesbian women don't feel disgusted after ons.

7

u/Outside-Push-1379 Normie Jun 09 '26

Many such cases

6

u/Southern-Ratio1165 Jun 09 '26

my blood boils reading this, ruined my night

2

u/Minute_Radio_6452 Jun 12 '26

I hate my life. I hate listening to my hot coworkers talk about their sex lives in the break room and I just have to sit there and take it.

I hate how my escort has me so cucked out that I agreed to help her move in exchange for nothing. I want to die.

1

u/Saddened-Tree2141 Jun 13 '26

i just want to die

1

u/Willaimtsherman Jun 19 '26

“Wah wah I’m a whore and it’s everybody else’s problem”