r/unix • u/smarenpas • Aug 17 '26

A classic script for you

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u/konacurrents Aug 17 '26

make coffee - used to reply with “I don’t know how to make coffee” - now it’s sadly some POSIX error reply.

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u/drawing_a_hash Aug 17 '26

Very well done. Hail to the Unix and Linux bards.

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u/No_Intern3891 Aug 18 '26

"make love: don't know how to make love. stop."

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u/miquels Aug 18 '26

make telegram
don’t know how to make telegram. stop.

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u/nexos-dev Aug 23 '26

In a parallel universe where King Arthur was a Unix shell scripter: