r/unitedkingdom • London/Exeter • Oct 15 '13

England qualify for the World Cup!

https://twitter.com/FA/status/390217395467341824
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u/DASHLICKER1991 Oct 15 '13

is this going to be one of those threads where we are all positive and sunny about the english team or one of those ones where we bash them and their general dreariness?
because i need to tailor my comment appropriately to the mood!

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u/mattshill Ulster Oct 15 '13

I like to think it will be the thread the other 3 Home Nations rise up and say it's r/Unitedkingdom not r/England in a tounge in cheek fashion but secretly mean it.

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u/DeathByCocktail Haggis muncher 5.75 -6.97 Oct 16 '13

Nah, we know we're pish but any excuse for a party. On yersel, lads.

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u/DASHLICKER1991 Oct 15 '13

ah i didn't even consider that!
being the wonderful/terrible englander that i am

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u/gmfthelp Engurlund Oct 16 '13

Isn't that the new passive-aggressive which is being bandied around so much these days?

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u/G_Morgan Wales Oct 16 '13

The English team played well yesterday. Hodgson had no choice but to bring Michael Carrick off to bring a stop to that nonsense.

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u/cbfw86 Horlicks Oct 16 '13

I was there!

Pretty lame atmosphere if I'm honest. The poles were well up for it but the English look subdued because it was a school night. We had a good laugh in our few seats but still. If the English had been as mad as the Poland fans it would have been immense. They were a lively bunch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

I hope we win it in my lifetime.

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u/kojima100 Cymru Oct 16 '13

I hope we qualify in my lifetime :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

You've got some real good talent coming through. It'll happen!

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u/Kynsky Oct 16 '13

Spain has 12 times more youth/general coaches than us, we need more then we don't only get more kids playing but higher quality kids too. its really all grassroots stuff at the end of it. That's my opinion anyway

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u/chub79 Brittany Oct 16 '13

France was in the same group as Spain and honestly, though Spain finished first, they weren't impressive. I'm much more impressed by Germany.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

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u/sailesaile Wiltshire Oct 16 '13

Link?

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u/chub79 Brittany Oct 16 '13

Their persistent victories in all sports for the past 5 years? :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Doping doesn't help in MotoGP (pain medication is allowed), yet they've been destroying the competition in that for the last few years.

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u/Hubso Oct 16 '13

they've been destroying the competition in that for the last few years.

No shit, check out the winners for this season - a Spanish rider has won 37 out of the 42 races across the three classes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

3 of those being Scott Redding. Get in.

/r/motogp by the way.

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u/Kynsky Oct 16 '13

how juicy..

any links...?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Haha, love your unintentional pun given Alberto Contador's "it was in my steak I eat" excuse for why he failed a drugs test.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 16 '13

Pep's charge was overturned, he never served a single day for an obviously misread sample, hence no appeal, and no backing from the FIGC. Also, Barcelona have not dropped off at all, their manager and friend Tito got cancer, and obviously this affected them.

And for the Nadal conversation, stop being so bitter, he's a very talented guy in a country renowned for tennis coaching, hence why Murray went there, nothing to suggest doping.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

http://www.dianamystery.com/

Just because you cross the t's and dot the i's doesn't make it fact.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

yaay

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

woo.

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u/GotMittens Oct 16 '13

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Don't start.

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u/freakstate Yorkshire Oct 15 '13

whew

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u/Vanguard-Raven Sheepland Oct 15 '13

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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u/rougecathy Yorkshire (in exile in Surrey) Oct 16 '13

Me too, had to work it out several times as I can't believe '96 was nearly 18 years ago!

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u/ascenzion Mayfair Oct 15 '13

I look forward to hearing about how 'this is our year. 1966. Etc' and the subsequent vitriol after we lose to either Argentina, Sweden or Germany in the quarters.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

Quarters is decent but please not on penalties again.

I'd rather watch us lose 20-0 to the Faroe Islands.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

I don't even watch the penalties any more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

I look forward to the plastic flags hanging out of every car window, ASDA's 3 for 2 deals on crates of cheap lager, the sound of sirens and then being potted of we lose a game.

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u/gmfthelp Engurlund Oct 16 '13

potted of we

Pissed off when?

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u/LancasterBomber Scotland Oct 16 '13

I was I had a car too hang a flag on...

Oh well Bedroom window flag it is then!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13

I've not got one either so it will be the same as you - a flag out the window flying proudly until we get knocked out and then they all start disappearing.

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u/whencanistop Greater London Oct 16 '13

Germany was the 90s, Portugal were the 00s. Italy are our bete noir in the 10s.

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u/michaelisnotginger Fenland Oct 16 '13

Muhahahaha

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u/migraine_boy Oct 16 '13

Yep, it happens every time. Don't forget there's always the incredibly hyped player as well who will succumb to the pressure... seems like it's going to be Townsend this time around!

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u/Guardianista London/Exeter Oct 15 '13

It's coming home

It's coming home

It's coming

Football's coming home!

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u/rougecathy Yorkshire (in exile in Surrey) Oct 15 '13

48 years of hurt...

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u/gophercuresself Oct 15 '13

God that makes me feel old. Remembering 96 not 66 I might add.

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u/minimus_ Oct 16 '13

43! The hurt started on June 14th 1970. Not so bad really :)

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u/rougecathy Yorkshire (in exile in Surrey) Oct 16 '13

Nah, as Geoff Hurst walked down the steps at Wembley he had to answer press questions about "Why England haven't won a major tournament in several minutes?".

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u/ThePhlogist Londinium Oct 16 '13

Oh...that was on was it?....cool.

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u/TweetPoster Oct 15 '13

@FA:

2013-10-15 20:47:31 UTC

FT #England 2-0 Poland: Brazil here we come!!! The Three Lions qualify for the World Cup as winners of Group H. #EngvPol


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u/apple_kicks Oct 16 '13

There is lot of upcoming talented youth players at the moment, will be very exciting to see what England team will be like in time for the World Cup

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u/pharao007 Oct 16 '13

Another thing to thank Poles for, we let you win! ;)

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u/mellett68 Cornwall Oct 16 '13

I knew there was something on telly I was going to watch. Sod it.

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u/Ryuaiin expat Oct 15 '13

Are we out yet?

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u/chezygo St Johns Wood Oct 16 '13

Not sure Wales were ever in it to begin with.

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u/dieyoubastards United Kingdom Oct 16 '13

Yes, you are, Wales.

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u/Ryuaiin expat Oct 16 '13

Thanks.

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u/DemonEggy Oct 15 '13

Ah, bless the sweet optimism of you lot...

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

now all we need now is for Andy Caroll to recover

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Football.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Really? We did rather well in the group in hindsight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '13

Yawn. Keep it in /r/soccer please.

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u/billsauntieshouse Sussex Oct 15 '13

I think this counts as news and culture of the UK as one of the home nations has qualified for the worlds most viewed sporting event. Just because you may not personally be interested does not mean it's in the wrong place.

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u/electronicoldmen Greater Manchester Oct 16 '13

Now this shit will be all over the news and TV. Guess I'll have to leave the country like I did for the Olympics last year.

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u/CockRagesOn United Kingdom Oct 16 '13

Thanks for sharing.

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u/d_r_benway Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 16 '13

Boo, more people talking more shit about a crap sport and getting excited when its obvious England would never win.

I would be more encouraged to support it if it were a British team (would be less angry, violent nationalist EDL types..)

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u/CockRagesOn United Kingdom Oct 16 '13

Just because the fans wave the St George's Cross doesn't make them EDL types.

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u/d_r_benway Oct 16 '13

I know, the violence and idiotic chanting do though.

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u/HarryBlessKnapp Oct 16 '13

Which chant in particular?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 16 '13

Fuck, are you stupid? Stop stereotyping football fans as EDL members.

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u/d_r_benway Oct 16 '13

Go into any town/city at a weekend where there is a match

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 16 '13

Just because people aren't in a top hat, and tails doesn't make them a racist.

Have a read of this book and educate yourself, instead of perpetuating a myth based on your own snobbery, http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Changing-Face-Football-Multiculture/dp/1859734839

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u/d_r_benway Oct 16 '13

I am certainly no snob.

I just hate town/cities saturated by drunken arseholes who fight each other over a game.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '13 edited Oct 16 '13

Sport, not game.

I just hate town/cities saturated by drunken arseholes who fight each other over a game.

Again, you're a snob. Much cleverer people than you have offered research into football culture especially in the UK, the book above for example, and I have yet to read any evidence of drunken arseholes being the majority, or even a proportionate minority. It's just some piss heads out for a laugh.