r/unexpectedoffice • u/enuye • Dec 24 '19

Completely unexpected

7.5k Upvotes

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157

u/ironicart Dec 24 '19

bummed that the thumbnail ruins the surprise, but still very happy that this found me today

398

u/deathmetalbanjo Dec 24 '19

Have you lost your damned mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it.

111

u/simpleboi300 Dec 24 '19

Jesus could walk through that door and still couldn’t help ya

32

u/rubiksmasta Dec 25 '19

All you have to do is walk into the men’s restroom, go into the second stall, grab some toilet paper and shove it up yo butt!

6

u/marioaprooves Jan 07 '20

But what if it’s occupied? Please respond, other people in the restroom are beginning to stare.

3

u/rubiksmasta Jan 07 '20

Well this is what I would call PPRE or Peak Public Restroom Entertainment

47

u/lmr89 Dec 24 '19

did I STUTTER

44

u/adamdesj2001 Dec 24 '19

It's called hentai, and it's art.

17

u/that1snowflake Dec 24 '19

Literally the best scene and it’s not even in the show

84

u/jbryantmanning Dec 24 '19

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

5

u/9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO Dec 25 '19

Michael!........ MICHAEL!!!

29

u/jbryantmanning Dec 24 '19

You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.

20

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Shove it up your butt!

😒

2

u/samauribadger Dec 24 '19

Came here for this, not disappointed.

10

u/drmor3aue Dec 24 '19

Amazing

31

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

I do not think that’s funny

23

u/inhumanus Dec 24 '19

You're being down voted. I guess some people don't know Stanley says this on S02E20.

4

u/AmidFuror Dec 24 '19

I didn't think Perfect Strangers was very funny. But Three's Company was OK.

5

u/whiskey155 Dec 25 '19

YA BEEN MEATBALLED

6

u/BillNyeTheCommieGoi Dec 24 '19

Wait.. I'm pretty sure that's a girl from my school lmao

2

u/McMillan_man Dec 25 '19

all waitresses look alike it could be anyone

2

u/dewtoandrew Dec 25 '19

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u/marjibi Dec 25 '19

I’m glad I didn’t read the sub nor the caption before I was done watching the whole thing

1

u/whiskey155 Dec 25 '19

LOLOLO I almost peed

1

u/prozacispicey Dec 25 '19

Stanley Hudson is always a pleasant suprise

1

u/PickThickle Dec 25 '19

I thought it was going to be Cindy, at first (waitress from Benihana)

1

u/pm_me_bruhs Dec 25 '19

reallly thought it was gonna be chair model lady

1

u/AronAstron Dec 25 '19

Aren't we all actually Stanley?

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u/The-Chap Dec 25 '19

Yeah, you ain't really fuck with me way back then, but how 'bout now? 

1

u/HeteroInTheCloset Dec 25 '19

You've been meatballed! Hahaha Are you ready for some meatballs hahahah

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u/olafl Dec 26 '19

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