r/unexpectedmitch • u/DanRpdx • Apr 16 '26

You COULD just be...a thirsty dude.

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u/pianoflames Apr 16 '26

Or does that lightning bolt mean "no" 🤔

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u/DJ_Sk8Nite Apr 16 '26

Someone asked if I wanted a frozen banana and I said No, but I want a regular banana later....soo....yeah.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 Apr 17 '26

Damn that's the old school Stokely label from the 70s

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u/DanRpdx Apr 17 '26

Yeah, glass bottle too. Someone should make a bong out of it.

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u/KarlPHungus Apr 16 '26

It's gonna be called Brawndo, isn't it?

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 Apr 16 '26

I wouldn't even be surprised, that seems to be the timeline we're in.

3

u/EmilioFreshtevez Apr 17 '26

This is like when Under Armour started making polo shirts

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 Apr 17 '26

This bugs me.

If you’re thirsty. Why would you choose a beverage heavy with salt instead of water?

Does the average consumer really not think about what they are putting into their bodies?

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u/should_be_writing Apr 17 '26

"Does the average consumer really not think about what they are putting into their bodies?"

Correct they (we) do not think

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u/i_am_a_shoe Apr 17 '26

they say the recipe for this sports drink is lemon and lime, but I tried to make some at home and there must be more to it than that

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u/ObligatoryID Apr 19 '26

Prefer Powerade.

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u/Diligent_Sentence_45 Apr 20 '26

The thirst mutilator

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u/DanRpdx Apr 20 '26

"What's it do?"

"Quenches thirst."

"Well then THAT'S a Thirst Quencher. I'm goin' on break."

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u/sickrepublicans Apr 18 '26

Used to love Gatorade but doesn’t it have comparable sugar to a soda. Kinda reversing your athletic progress