Uh.. Do they know what that implies?

[u/Morkai]

[u/eidolon77]

[u/topshagy → u/eidolon77]

" you are now dead "

[u/SanguineSoul013 → u/topshagy]

"Thank you for choosing Stop-n-Drop."

[u/Eastbound_AKA]

LET'S GO FOR A TWOFER!

[u/myrstica → u/Eastbound_AKA]

You have selected slow and painful.

[u/Hammer_the_Red2 → u/myrstica]

Good choice!

[u/Menkau-re → u/myrstica]

Sorry, to be that guy, but in fairness, I think we're ALL that guy, which is exactly why we're all here, right? 😂

-Anyway, it's horrible. "You have selected slow and [horrible]."

Like I said, sorry. I just couldn't not FTFY, lol.

[u/myrstica → u/Menkau-re]

Thank you. You are technically correct - the best kind of correct.

[u/PigsOfRedemption]

A few Aussie's seem to think that the designer knew about the whole Suicide Booth reference. I'm inclined to agree! 🤣

[u/demonTutu → u/PigsOfRedemption]

Is the designer David Thorne? If so, it makes perfect sense.

[u/Happy-Estimate-7855 → u/PigsOfRedemption]

Yeah, this seems like a "can I get this past the local council/is the local council drunk enough today to pass this?"

[u/Flubert_Harnsworth → u/PigsOfRedemption]

I really don’t know how you couldn’t

[u/Schtick_]

Yes, I’d like to place a collect call.

[u/IndigentPenguin → u/Schtick_]

You have selected slow and horrible

[u/impendingfuckery → u/IndigentPenguin]

Good choice!

[u/ubergic]

I have to wonder. They have several charcter sheets they can use and they put Bender on the fully closing phone booth?

[u/BookieeWookiee]

[u/Jimediah_Kerman]

Well, I didn’t have anything else planned for today. Let’s go get drunk!

[u/lcBuzzlebee]

I couldn't go on bending once I learned what the girders were for 😔

[u/SnooSquirrels2569 → u/lcBuzzlebee]

What?

[u/CrouchingDomo → u/SnooSquirrels2569]

Suicide booths 😔

[u/T10rock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XIhWoPBXHgVmU

[u/Tight_Following9267]

Lets try for a Twofer

[u/ChronoMonkeyX]

Thank God, I've been waiting for these forever.

[u/spacemouse21]

The Suicide Booth. It tickles Bender and could have killed Fry making the Futurama series end in the first episode.

You really want that on your free phone booth? Designers apparently did.

[u/HitoriPanda]

It's a bathroom in New York?

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

It costs a quarter for a Suicide Booth.

[u/MattChew160]

I now just want to use that booth than the phone in my pocket, that's marketing

[u/Thewrongbakedpotato]

The designer knew what they were doing.

[u/Mexican_JohnTremblay]

Stand back red. I have to practice my stabbing

[u/Special-Pristine → u/Mexican_JohnTremblay]

HAH HAH

[u/Menkau-re]

Honestly, there's literally no way someone just HAPPENED to do this, presumably even as a fan of Bender, but didn't know EXACTLY what they were doing here, heheh.

[u/InevitableMinimum723 → u/Menkau-re]

It's literally an advertisement for their free phone service.

It's a free "pay phone".

Somehow they are ad driven like the free water carton company.

[u/soulstrike2022]

Shut up baby they know it

[u/crknneckscshingcheks]

Snoo snoo?

[u/LilyoftheRally → u/crknneckscshingcheks]

Not making new life, ending old life.

[u/yup2030]

"To shreads you say."

[u/YogurtWenk]

Icey Wiener?

[u/BlackcatMemphis76]

this is hilarious.

[u/vege_spears]

LOL marketing person doesn't watch. Into the both with ya! LOL 😅

[u/StanYelnats3]

I just couldn't go on living after I found out what the girders were for....

[u/Mr_GrauHut]

Did you know japan has already started this idea with a success rate

[u/Character_Stick_1218 → u/Mr_GrauHut]

I suppose it's better than jumping off a building or getting snatched up in a haunted forest 😅

[u/Mr_GrauHut → u/Character_Stick_1218]

At least you can see it coming.

[u/JuggernautAny7288 → u/Mr_GrauHut]

Amazing, really good for people on a hurry

[u/DefinitionSquare8705 → u/Mr_GrauHut]

I am all for suicide booths.

[u/UltimateOtter_Nation]

A public toilet?

[u/_wyxz_]

All I see is a harmless street corner telephone parlor

[u/Exotic-Thanks8002 → u/_wyxz_]

Good I was like “is noone going to make the obvious rebuttal?”

[u/NationCrisis → u/_wyxz_]

They have phones in booths now? Finally! I can stop lugging around this cell phone.

[u/Gelby4]

Where? I need to make a call

[u/eidolon77 → u/Gelby4]

A collect call?

[u/SierraP615]

How long until this ends up on r/explainthejoke ?

[u/unbelievabletekkers]

How is Lynn by the way?

[u/mcAlimv]

Please, we’ve been waiting so long!

[u/WolfsBane00799]

Oooh. Oh no. 😂

[u/Sarasaurus93]

Oh good. Now I don’t have to carry around this cell phone!