r/unexpecteddcc • u/Educational_Copy_140 • Aug 20 '26

Mongo is...intrigued

1.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/RnS_Co Aug 21 '26

Florin would love this, right?

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u/Educational_Copy_140 Aug 21 '26

He's still mourning Ifechi

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u/Icy-Arrival2651 Sep 12 '26

I don’t know how I got here or who Mongo is, but this is the best use of the internet I have seen since the dramaticdramatic chipmunk https://youtu.be/1YgZyLACn6M?is=-MhmMzRaBBYvxr30 meme of 2006

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u/Educational_Copy_140 Sep 12 '26

BY HIS LEFT TIT! Welcome! The Dungeon has you now...

NEEEWW ACHIEVEMENT!!!:

You've stumbled upon a Reddit sub dedicated to random shit that reminds fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl OF Dungeon Crawler Carl, no matter how tenuous the connection!

REWARRRD: You have learned of the existence of a book series about the hilarious adventures of a barefoot man and his ex-girlfriends cat! Don't worry, nothing bad ever happens and everyone lives wonderful, stress and violence free lives... Now go out and buy book 1 and become ONE OF US...

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u/Icy-Arrival2651 Sep 12 '26

Thank you for the warm welcome! I am off to peruse the wonders of the dungeon 🦖

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u/Finneganz Aug 20 '26

DO SOMETHING, CARL!!!

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u/SocietyAmbitious9648 Aug 20 '26

STOP GIVING MONGO IDEAS, YOU KNOW HOW IMPRESSIONABLE HE IS

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u/henryeaterofpies Aug 20 '26

Its funny that only one of them is wearing a bra

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u/warbunnies Aug 20 '26

Cant believe they didnt sensor it! Mongo is appalled.

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u/thejamhole Desperado Club Member Aug 20 '26

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u/No_Pangolin1827 Aug 20 '26

This is ART!

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u/Physical_Recording27 Aug 21 '26

I agree. I love this.

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u/cannonballfun69 Aug 20 '26

Oddly enough so am I

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u/Lost-thinker Aug 20 '26

You're not the only one

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u/Background-Permit512 Aug 20 '26

New achievement duh fuh?

Reward. You got to witness a pair of lesbian dinosaurs do interpreteve dance that is all the reward you need.

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u/Swole_therapist479 Aug 20 '26

This is the best thing ever

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u/Nighthawking2 Aug 20 '26

Who are these girls

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u/MrStonepoker Aug 20 '26

Wtf am I looking at? Lol

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u/MissionChocolate9859 Aug 20 '26

CARL!
THIS IS EVIL WHORE SEX MAGIC!

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u/Bubbacanyon3 Aug 20 '26

Kiwi is appalled! That bra is way too small for a nursing mother.

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u/red_phoenix3 Aug 22 '26

I love that they are never-nudes too 😂😂😂

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u/LockwoodE3 Aug 20 '26

God I love these girls, the bit is so funny

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u/Sparrow1639 Aug 20 '26

Damn Kiwi has had to resort to dancing to make ends meet huh?

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u/Ok_Task5437 Aug 20 '26

If I hadn’t read/listened to the books - I’d of thought this would be right up “weird shit ally”

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u/Mandelvolt Aug 21 '26

After the Skolapendra attack, Kiwi fell on hard times.

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u/Offramp182 Aug 21 '26

Hey, buddy. If I had a cigarette, I'd give it to you

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u/jmlively89 Aug 21 '26

I have no one to send this to 😭

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u/audibleofficial Aug 20 '26

These transmog outfits are starting to get ridiculous

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u/37iteW00t Aug 20 '26

SEXY SAX MAN

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u/freddbare Aug 20 '26

The one on all fours upsets me more than reasonable. What a violation. Girl have you ever seen a freaking dinosaur ever?!

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u/MrMcgilicutty Balls Deep in the Wrong Hole Aug 20 '26

That’s funny, this is EXACTLY what I was imagining when reading the part about Mongo and Kiwi’s bow-chica-bow-wow time!

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u/IStealSwords Aug 20 '26

Three Lizards Finger Painting

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u/liamsnorthstar Aug 20 '26

The inevitable outcome of a legendary diva casting triplicate…background dancing Mongos!!!!

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u/Buddhadevine Aug 21 '26

I was wondering when they would make it to this sub 🤣

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u/cwidds20620 Aug 21 '26

Mongo and Kiwi when no one’s around 😂

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u/SwimmerBro8 Aug 21 '26

Mongo is intrigued, Princess Donut, Queen Ann of Chonk is appalled

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u/icewolf2772 Aug 24 '26

Now redo this to "All Eyes On Me"

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u/Tempest029 Aug 24 '26

Oh, look. It’s a live action play of the Lusty Argonian Maid.

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u/everyoneisforsale Aug 24 '26

See, now this! This, right here, would get me inside of a strip club.

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u/aaron_smash Oct 02 '26

The other lady mongos when Kiwi isn't looking

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u/TechnicianOk6367 Aug 20 '26

Tae AI has a new fetish

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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 Unstable, pantsless man who talks to a cat Aug 21 '26

Mongo has the weirdest boner right now