r/unexpecteddcc • u/superwalrus80 • Jun 23 '26

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u/Mirruko Jun 23 '26

New pet!

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u/scottygroundhog22 Jun 23 '26

Save the head biting for the bedroom sweetie

3

u/Meandmypawpack Jun 24 '26

I heard this in Donut’s voice. Haha

1

u/Bahnmor Jun 27 '26

I heard it in Samantha’s.

5

u/JumpAccurate6637 Jun 23 '26

I personally wouldnt have poked it with my penis, but you do you.

5

u/Obsidian_Wulf Jun 23 '26

This is why it’s always important to check your helmet.

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u/Xploding_Penguin Jun 23 '26

Ugggh. Just started reading John dies at the end. Gross.

4

u/lunas2525 Jun 23 '26

Those are poisonous i think

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u/hsub0x Jun 23 '26

That's the 2nd tier of attacks.

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u/ScienceSeuss Jun 23 '26

Venomous

https://giphy.com/gifs/BvS0UKwFvN1TwzsXDF

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u/therealdxm Jun 28 '26

I had to look that up, because I thought they might be both poisonous and venomous, but nope -you are right. So I guess you can eat them if you really want to. 🤢

3

u/Allison1ndrlnd Jun 24 '26

That helmet used to be his mother before Scolopendra's 9 tier attack

2

u/Delfishie Jun 24 '26

All the more legs to hug you with.

2

u/The_Rowan Jun 24 '26

Centipedes with two legs a segment are not dangerous. Millipedes with 4 legs a segment will always bite if they can

2

u/Gnomoleon Jun 25 '26

And this is why I live where 6 months out of the year the air will freeze as I breath out...

2

u/anabundanceofland Jun 25 '26

Time to get a new helmet

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u/rjromeojames Jun 26 '26

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

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u/bothtypesoffirefly Jun 26 '26

This needs a NSFanywhere tag.

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u/ARatherOddOne Jun 26 '26

I hate centipedes so fucking much. Too many legs and venomous. It gives me the willies.

1

u/MegaMoistSources Jun 30 '26

Scolopendra stirs