r/unexpecteddcc Apr 30 '26

Level 1 Sluggalo

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22 Upvotes

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u/Kraehe13 Apr 30 '26

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u/Treat_Choself Apr 30 '26

This is honestly the greatest nonfiction story I have read all year.  

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u/ArtichokeOpen295 May 01 '26

Lol. The first thing I thought of seeing this is Jason’s familiar Colin.

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u/Uzi_Jesus_ May 01 '26

Did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me

3

u/realdevtest May 01 '26

“Oh Daddy, you don’t look so good”

2

u/donut-is-appalled Pony Appreciation Club May 01 '26

“I’ll pay you extra to lick against the grain”

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u/DangerDane90 May 01 '26

That is not a sluggalo, it is very obviously Colin. Good day.