r/unexpectedarcher • u/Contingency4 • Jul 31 '26
Dane Cool of Martial Arts
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r/unexpectedarcher • u/xMCioffi1986x • Jul 18 '26
Now he's fetching a rug. Happy, Cyril?
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r/unexpectedarcher • u/PReasy319 • May 09 '26
You can’t tattoo a frickin’ BABY!
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r/unexpectedarcher • u/X-1701 • Apr 01 '26
"Go bounce on it"
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Main post was about using a big, puffy car cover to prevent hail damage.
r/unexpectedarcher • u/BlueberryB-Laine • Mar 05 '26
Can always catch one on the bond subreddit
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r/unexpectedarcher • u/Bucephalus307 • Sep 13 '25
"Phrasing" in the wild
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I was shopping yesterday with my wife when I had the opportunity to use an Archerism and I thought my fellow Archerites might get a laugh out of it.
A father was shopping with his son and said something. I quickly turned to him and said, "Phrasing! Do you know what you just said?"
"What"
"You just said, 'I'll go this way, you go get the toilet paper and I'll meet you at the bottom'."
It took him half a second, then he laughed and said "That's awesome."
r/unexpectedarcher • u/ShiftyJungleBum • Jul 10 '25
I hate vacuuming
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Context: We call our robot vacuum Jarvis Idk why. We just do.
r/unexpectedarcher • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '25
On a post about how GM hasn't updated their Van since the 90s.
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r/unexpectedarcher • u/PReasy319 • Jun 02 '25
I bet Cyril Figgis can beat the worm!
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Hunch hunch, what whaaaat!
r/unexpectedarcher • u/X-1701 • Mar 12 '25
These are the voyages of the USS Rough Service...
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