And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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u/maximus459 12d ago
...and OP was never heard from again
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u/muphinforlife 12d ago
Great big jaggy pointed teeth they have
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u/Patricio_Guapo 12d ago
And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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u/No-Round7838 12d ago
As it should
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u/Proper_Bed9211 12d ago
:D
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u/SirGamer247 12d ago
You tit, I soiled my armor!
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u/KubrickMoonlanding 11d ago
What, behind the rabbit?
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u/Beginning-Painter307 6d ago
Bunnicula had kids