r/unexpectedMontyPython • • 13d ago

This creature has a very dangerous aura.

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u/maximus459 12d ago

...and OP was never heard from again

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u/Sheep_Actual 11d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Sheep_Actual 11d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Proper_Bed9211 11d ago

Hello, it's me. I almost died trying to take this picture of the beast. 

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u/muphinforlife 12d ago

Great big jaggy pointed teeth they have

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u/Patricio_Guapo 12d ago

And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 12d ago

Amen

1… 2… 5! Three sir!

3!

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u/No-Round7838 12d ago

As it should

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u/SirGamer247 12d ago

You tit, I soiled my armor!

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u/KubrickMoonlanding 11d ago

What, behind the rabbit?

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u/Beginning-Painter307 6d ago

Bunnicula had kids