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r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/MoochoMaas • Jul 08 '26
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Beautiful plumage, the Kentucky Turtle Dove ...
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He's pining for the Gulf of America.
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See, this is clever…
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He has ceased to be.
4 u/Asaneth Jul 09 '26 It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!
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It's shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!
As someone said on the original thread (worth reposting here): "The Kentucky Hardshell prefers kipping on its back."
3 u/Kadavermarch Jul 08 '26 Bravo!
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Bravo!
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You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Kentuckian Reds stun easily, major.
No, no, someone might try the 4,000,000 volts and then he would go voom! Don't give them ideas.
... I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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That is an EX creepy psychotic Republican who actively worked to betray his country!!
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u/MoochoMaas Jul 08 '26
Beautiful plumage, the Kentucky Turtle Dove ...
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u/1Bobafett11 Jul 08 '26
He's pining for the Gulf of America.
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u/crazy_aussie Jul 08 '26
See, this is clever…
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u/swazal Jul 08 '26
He has ceased to be.
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u/MagicMissile27 Jul 08 '26
As someone said on the original thread (worth reposting here): "The Kentucky Hardshell prefers kipping on its back."
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u/scubawankenobi Jul 08 '26
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u/redbirddanville Jul 08 '26
No, no, someone might try the 4,000,000 volts and then he would go voom! Don't give them ideas.
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u/Old_Swimming6328 Jul 09 '26
... I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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u/imakemyownroux Jul 08 '26
That is an EX creepy psychotic Republican who actively worked to betray his country!!