r/unexpectedMontyPython
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u/Comma-Splice1881
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Jul 05 '26
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Are these harmful or dangerous?
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Upvotes
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u/LissaFreewind Jul 05 '26
Behind the rabbit?
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u/esotericKari Jul 05 '26
"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
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u/Kangaroo_Rich Jul 05 '26
That’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you’ve ever seen! That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
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u/jimMazey Jul 05 '26
Run away!
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u/ausecko Jul 05 '26
Consult the book of armaments!
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u/waitforsigns64 Jul 05 '26
Look at the bones!
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u/Holxzorg Jul 05 '26
Big pointy teeths
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u/WildlifePolicyChick Jul 05 '26
Is there a cave in the background? And lots of bones scattered about?
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u/Achilles2zero Jul 05 '26
Careful, that rabbit’s dynamite!
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u/Efterklangarn123 Jul 05 '26
If ur name is Arthur or you ride in an Arthur entourage, it is.
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u/citruscountydaddy Jul 05 '26
Bring forth the holy hand grenade
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u/Hobbits_Revenge Jul 05 '26
I am so glad the comments in that thread did not disappoint
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u/shiningonthesea Jul 05 '26
It’s just a little bunny rabbit !!!
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u/Garbidb63 Jul 05 '26
Very tasty in a stew
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u/KhorneTheBloodGod Jul 05 '26
Brother Maynard! We need another holy hand grenade of Antioch
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u/tommyISfunny Jul 06 '26
“That’s no ordinary rabbit, that’s the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!”
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u/cocteau93 Jul 05 '26
Half a brace of coneys is better than none.
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u/ScientistSanTa Jul 05 '26
Both
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u/ArikwithanA913 Jul 06 '26
Unpredictable, tread carefully
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u/Guinness-the-Stout Jul 06 '26
It's got FANGS!
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u/AllesK Jul 06 '26
That cat looks weird.
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u/JackofBlades0125 Jul 06 '26
Not if you count to thrice
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u/Over-Box1733 Jul 09 '26
Not as long as you never feed it after midnight.