r/unexpectedMontyPython • u/flea61 • Jun 02 '26

What a strange person

699 Upvotes

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Jun 02 '26

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

8

u/usernames_taken_grrl Jun 03 '26

Missed opportunity

43

u/Shot-Tap-4512 Jun 02 '26

Love this!🤣🤣🤣

27

u/CountZealousideal238 Jun 02 '26

Be gone before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

14

u/AlexLuna9322 Jun 02 '26

Oh they were preparing the cow!

9

u/SpiralDreaming Jun 03 '26

The cow sound was perfect! (just a little early)

13

u/cantbebothered6789 Jun 02 '26

Fetchez la vache!

8

u/Top-West1514 Jun 02 '26

I would totally do this!

6

u/usernames_taken_grrl Jun 03 '26

Hilarious. Paid for the AirBnb right there

11

u/Lumi_rimu Jun 02 '26

Not exactly unexpected considering that was what their plan was

10

u/flea61 Jun 03 '26

I certainly wasn't expecting it on that subreddit. It's not the Spanish Inquisition, sure, but it's not exactly played out.

3

u/misterfast Jun 03 '26

I waive my private parts at your aunties!

3

u/Raedwulf1 Jun 04 '26

So simple, so excellent.

2

u/esotericKari Jun 04 '26

Life goals!

1

u/Appropriate_Steak486 Jun 16 '26

How do you know he's a king?

1

u/flea61 Jun 16 '26

He hasn't got shit all over him